The Rant. The Politically Incorrect Special Edition.

[Darnell 8,478]

That would not work. All the drugs this boy was on still didn't keep him asleep, and he did nothing but sleep at the point.

Oh - so he's already charged up from the prior sleep. Got it. Well, give him a small stick, send him outside to chase the chickens - that'll keep him busy. But do this right before sundown, so he burns through _ALL_ of his extra energy. I know, I know, you don't have Chickens, but Spring is coming, tis time to seriously consider _where_ to put the chicken coop. Don't like chickens? Get some quail, instead ! Higher resale value, all the way round.

[Caryh 5,206]

Speaking of illegal commie, where's that Asia....

maybe Russia got tired of picking on Ukraine and started picking on Poland. Everyone likes picking on Poland.

[Darnell 8,478]

Rain water collection system is called the ground. Right after we had the water line put in, mama sent us pictures of the rest shack they built for her. Its the dry time of year, so putting water in was a must to keep mama from dragging water for blocks. In a few months, it likely wouldn't be needed. As to bamboo splinters, its typical to squat and not sit in the Philippines.

To be honest, it looks like a garden shed. Are they truly not allowing her to sleep inside that abode/house in the background? What's up ?

[SAT 9,609]

maybe Russia got tired of picking on Ukraine and started picking on Poland. Everyone likes picking on Poland.

They've been invaded like 90 times in 30 years....

[Caryh 5,206]

Fooks like to squat, anytime, anywhere. Like, right in the middle of a chanel store...

Filipinos at least prefer the comfort room. Except for guys pissing, they'll piss anywhere.

To be honest, it looks like a garden shed. Are they truly not allowing her to sleep inside that abode/house in the background? What's up ?

The abode behind the garden shed, is the neighbors house. Mama has her own house about 5 blocks away.

[SAT 9,609]

When you build your senior retirement home, make sure there is a "safe room". Safe from the tampo-tantrums...

Make sure there's a guest house, in case we wanna come visit.

[Caryh 5,206]

When you build your senior retirement home, make sure there is a "safe room". Safe from the tampo-tantrums...

Make sure there's a guest house, in case we wanna come visit.

For a picture of the guest house, see above

I actually plan to have a small nippa hut for man cave.

[Caryh 5,206]

I don't think we are really outsiders anymore. We've survived two winters, the Dane is a firefighter now, etc. I've got to wait a few more years before I rock the boat about sidewalks. Why do the sidewalks stop a block short of school? It makes no sense.....

I've heard of people moving up north, living there for 10 years, and they're still referred to as those outsiders.

[Ontarkie 14,226]

Stretch has 2 outbuildings too!

"Men", and "women"

I wish that is where the Men's was then I would have to deal with cleaning it.

Oh - so he's already charged up from the prior sleep. Got it. Well, give him a small stick, send him outside to chase the chickens - that'll keep him busy. But do this right before sundown, so he burns through _ALL_ of his extra energy. I know, I know, you don't have Chickens, but Spring is coming, tis time to seriously consider _where_ to put the chicken coop. Don't like chickens? Get some quail, instead ! Higher resale value, all the way round.

Lol

We might get chickens at some point. It will all depend how much time I have since I know I will be stuck doing it all

[Darnell 8,478]

huh? you have at least 4 'slave-labor'-aged humans right there in the house. It's not that difficult.

[SAT 9,609]

For a picture of the guest house, see above

I actually plan to have a small nippa hut for man cave.

The small nippa, how old is she?

[Caryh 5,206]

We might get chickens at some point. It will all depend how much time I have since I know I will be stuck doing it all

Just do it the typical southern way

[Caryh 5,206]

The small nippa, how old is she?

Nippa is a bush. Nippa hut, is a house made with a roof and walls weaved from the nippa bush. You're thinking a yaya. They usually have their own room in the house.

[SAT 9,609]

I wish that is where the Men's was then I would have to deal with cleaning it.

Lol

We might get chickens at some point. It will all depend how much time I have since I know I will be stuck doing it all

A Jewish lady walks into the poultry store, goes to the clerk, "I want a Rhode island hen"

The guy hands her a chicken, she sticks her finger in its azz, then takes it out and sniffs it.

"This is a long island hen! I said I want a Rhode island hen!"

The clerk gives her another chicken, she sticks her finger in its azz, takes it out and sniffs it,

"This isn't a Rhode island hen, what's wrong with you?"

3 more chickens later, the lady got mad at the clerk and said,

"Whats wrong with you, I've never seen anyone so useless, where did they hire you from?"

The guy turns around, drops his pants, bends over and said,

"Here lady, find out yourself!"

[Darnell 8,478]

eh - quail is easier than chickens..