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Republican caucus is several blocks from my house, but my Democrat-Farmer-Labor one is like 40 minutes away and I can't drive that far with my foot. :angry: Maybe I can get the Dane to agree to drive me.

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I had a GF that was a leap year baby. She's like 11 today....

Haven't seen her in....25 years....I was crazy about her.

She left me. Said she was very "materialistic"...

Republican caucus is several blocks from my house, but my Democrat-Farmer-Labor one is like 40 minutes away and I can't drive that far with my foot. :angry: Maybe I can get the Dane to agree to drive me.

So switch partys B...

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I had a GF that was a leap year baby. She's like 11 today....

Haven't seen her in....25 years....I was crazy about her.

She left me. Said she was very "materialistic"...

So why did you knock her up and not support the kid?

Republican caucus is several blocks from my house, but my Democrat-Farmer-Labor one is like 40 minutes away and I can't drive that far with my foot. :angry: Maybe I can get the Dane to agree to drive me.

The DFL one for me is also many miles from where I live also. I'm not sure what the idea is of having it way off in the middle of nowhere.

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Republican caucus is several blocks from my house, but my Democrat-Farmer-Labor one is like 40 minutes away and I can't drive that far with my foot. :angry: Maybe I can get the Dane to agree to drive me.

you should go to the caucus nearby, meet up with your neighbors, get some business done. No need to drive out to some remote location that doesn't have snacks or wine.

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So switch partys B...

Considered it. There are no official party registrations in MN.

I haven't been a registered Republican in 8 years and only because the lady at the DMV in CO insisted I had to pick either Democrat or Republican (she was wrong and that is why the DMV shouldn't be in charge of that).

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So democratic farmers can go there in their tractors, duh!

I don't think the average farmer is a member of that party any longer.

At the Republican caucus, a lot full of these

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Stretch made ham hock foo young.....

Man this gives me an idea.

A new kinda fusion restaurant.

You ever heard of Eurasian?

China Rican?

Jewpanese?

Well I present.....

Fookbilly fusion cuisine.....

Featuring wholesome revolutionary food....

Beef with tartar sauce over rice and grits.

General Lee's chicken.

Sesame squirrel.

Reptile egg drop soup.

Crawdads with lobster sauce.

Rabbit and broccoli

Boneless spare possums ribs.

And many many innovative never before seen creations.

I make 1 gazillion dollarz...

Alas, yer late to the party. Established fusion places already all over Texas plus most of the Louisiana coastline. Maybe you need yer next vacation south of the Mason-Dixon Line? :D

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you should go to the caucus nearby, meet up with your neighbors, get some business done. No need to drive out to some remote location that doesn't have snacks or wine.

Maybe they told her they don't want no illegal immigrant lovers at their party.

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Happy leap day.

It's messing me up :P

This should be the Jedi's birthday!!

I don't believe in leap days, so I'm not here.

I think I'm going to start with this too! That and skip this business of time changes. Well after this one I'm going to no do the fall back one :P

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So my mother not so jokingly asked about putting a grandma pod in our backyard today.

make her a reading pod, instead, and DON'T put water or electricity in it.

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It's messing me up :P

This should be the Jedi's birthday!!

I think I'm going to start with this too! That and skip this business of time changes. Well after this one I'm going to no do the fall back one :P

Do it, throw a party for the Jedi today

I like the fall back, hate the spring ahead one.

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Alas, yer late to the party. Established fusion places already all over Texas plus most of the Louisiana coastline. Maybe you need yer next vacation south of the Mason-Dixon Line? :D

I was gonna take the kid to Disney...

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*pod

It is like a tiny house, but geared towards the physical limitations of an older person.

For that price, she can buy a small house in town, for real.

what? I can build one with less than 200 bucks in materials, the rest of the materials 'donated'/scavenged.

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