The Rant. The Politically Incorrect Special Edition.

[SAT 9,609]

Stretch is making Moo koon gai pan for dinner.

Sesame rabbit...

Sesame whatever hillbilly shot today...

[SAT 9,609]

I've gotta go get more swilling wine all right....

And man am I getting fat...

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Except of course, if you're actually a Pole.

No one has actually confirmed our ancestry, hee hee hee man.

Tiff= no brains.

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

Because Tiff ranks herself based on how well she is doing or her family is doing compared to someone else. She doesn't realize her self worth and probably bases her worth on her things. Has she ever had a real hobby? (no shopping isn't a hobby.)

[...] Basically Tiff needs to learn that when her child is happy doing what she's doing, she will far exceed what she may have achieved because she enjoys it.

Where's the +Many,000,000,000,000 button, huh man?

I throw things at her.

Better not hit her or it's child abuse, ouch man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

hubs is still saying that chicken was fantastic and is annoyed I didn't make more.

Baiting Steveklar, Tiff never cooks man! Reported!!!

Oh man I need a nap...

Where's the +Many button, huh man?

Oh man I have a Many things to do...

Chore list precised, see man.

Moo koon gai pan

Gesundheit, and swallow some Pepto for this, hurry man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

Of Many promising-looking GSs/ESs itineraried, only 2 panned out, luck of draw man.

The take, see man:

-- Many (2+2+1) Many-(2+1)-blade razors; Many (2+1) scissors; Many (2+1)-piece twin bed sheets;

warshcloth = $Many-&-a-half ($2x2x2 & a half), OK man

-- Many (2+2+2+1) warshcloths; one hand-towel = $2, steal man

[TBoneTX 45,304]

We are absolutely falling asleep as we inscribe this, need major zzz man.

Got nearly an hour, but truncated by family need, Mini-B. hungry man.

For lunch, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served spaghetti with beefsteak chunks in it, she man.

For dinner, Mrs. T-B. told us to take Mini-B. for French fries with ketchup, major food group man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Because of family function on Sun., we are required to do more Sat. laundry, explanation man.

Many (2+1) loads warshered, dutiful man.

Two of said Many loads are folded/away-put, see man.

We must wait up for baking of Load #Many to finish, at least another half-hour grrrrr man.

Must also de-dish, but that can probably be done now, intuit man.

Stay tuned for thrilling updates, see man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

We remain mystified about an ongoing phenomenon, consistent observation man.

Why do our GS-purchased bath linens produce so much dryer-lint after warshing, huh man?

They're no different from anything else that we warsh, no man.

Upon their second warshing by us, they yield only standard amounts of lint, observation man.

These items aren't new when we procure them, not to naked eye or educated feel man.

Not every former owner would line-dry these items, reasonable to assume man.

We are stumped, headscratch man.

Throwing phenomenon open to comments from other experts in the field, Thread Laundress man.

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Cat, prep, and even deeper zzz than we're falling into as cyberink blots cyberpaper, yawn man.

(ingest standard greeting here, cram it in man.)

[Darnell 8,478]

I've gotta go get more swilling wine all right....

And man am I getting fat...

hahahah - where's the room set up for the home gym? and what's hanging off the gear?

Oh, here's a thought, however malformed - try the 'Tiff Diet' - where you only eat food cooked by her housemate. You should drop 1 stone (for our English Readers) within 30 days.

Edited February 28, 2016 by Darnell

[Darnell 8,478]

you can get a woman for even less from overseas. You just have to make sure she's not the type to take you to the cleaners once you get her here.

hahahha - that was funny, the linkage back..

[Darnell 8,478]

Ok ok...in a restaurant, the only things on the menu are goat balls, tiger #######, and monkey brains, which one would you order?

depends on the name of the restaurant, and the ages of the geezers eating there, plus how i got in the front door. quality control, yo !

[Darnell 8,478]

A local Ecu eater served cuy for Ecu days. They gave food poisoning to all who ate them. The event was scheduled for three days, but everyone had to run.

gpig is good eating. now, if'n it's cooked by Tomane Tomasita - that's just sad.

[Darnell 8,478]

In my wife's country, they call the very common place habit of being late, Filipino time. The amount of time you're allowed to be late depends on what the appointment is for. This practice is actually so bad if its a party, its rude to actually show up at the stated time, and you should be at least an hour or two late.

ya, the anti-thesis of this is where 'they' all queue up at SLEC starting at 3:00 AM. Sure, SLEC not open till 7:30 AM officially, with first exam at 8:00 AM, but hey !

[Darnell 8,478]

damn comcrap can't take no for an answer. They show up at our door and want to talk to me, no appointment. They call on the phone and want to talk, I tell them no, don't call me. Now the dang new receptionist has given them my email address. I'm sure they'll ignore my no don't email me reply too. But I can block them at the server level. They may be able to offer fast speeds, but their business service response sucks as bad as their residential service, per all the reviews.

if they show up again, walk em to the sales geek, tell the sales geek this fella wants to buy robotic arms to replace cable salesmen.