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Caryh Grand Master

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Well well well....The tree hugger almost sounds centric for a moment....

You'd be surprised where I stand on certain issues.

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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tiger

Tiger, tiger, burning bright, aflame man

In the forest of the night, bright man

What immortal hand or eye, huh man

Could frame thy fearful symmetry, no rhyme man?

1. Or like Tarks wife says, "el hombre minúto"...

2. Yo if Tark doesn't delete this link, I'm suing him for creating a hostile posting environment!

1. That's what she calls the Rojo and why we (and not he) are still stuck with her, no rubias man.

2. Ontarklar can be the bad-hindquarters and sentence you to a penile institution, jailbird man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Caryh Grand Master

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Stretch is too busy cooking papaya soup for hillbilly...

Ok, since they let Tark out, I'm gonna have a late lunch...

Perhaps I'll go to the VC joint...

Take the CEO with, he probably needs a break from signing bogus contracts that lead to frivolous lawsuits.

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Married : 2011-10-15
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Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
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Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
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The latest is untaxed cigarettes and booze.

Ooo, man... we once observed foot-passengers trying to take same back from Mexico, ufff man.

The prodigals will NEVER dream of trying that again, NO man...

My wife feeds me papaya because its supposed to be an aphrodisiac. Then she calls me a maniac for wanting sex all the time :rofl:

But aren't you just a maniac in general, huh man?

They're cheap on the reservation

Buddy once comparison-priced these and found that the Reservation ones were even more expensive than in stores, mystery man. Texas Indians Many, Texas Less, see man.

Right now, as we speak, stretch is planning her evening meal for hillbilly....

Right now, as we speak, Tiff is planning no mean for Steveklar, foregone foreknowledge man.

only sperm whales. And we wouldn't know it if we saw it.

But could you recognize it on the sperm of the moment, huh man?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Darnell Grand Master

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I see a trip to Goodwill in the chikkas' future.

Woman's Cottage in the Montrose, Half-Price each and every Monday.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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Caryh Grand Master

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But aren't you just a maniac in general, huh man?

Buddy once comparison-priced these and found that the Reservation ones were even more expensive than in stores, mystery man. Texas Indians Many, Texas Less, see man.

1 it has been said before

2 the reservations watch the prices in the state here, the state regulates the cheapest price. Reservations then price their smokes according to maximize markup and quantity sold.

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Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
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Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
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So my wife has a great job now, working as a customs analyst. Its what she actually went to college for. But she wants to quit, because its all men where she works and they talk sports all day. She is not into sports and misses the chikka chikka with chicas. Can't say I blame her, but I hate to see her walking away from a great career move.

Can she do her job wearing headphones or earbuds? Pipe in some Pinoy music or talk shows, instead.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Caryh Grand Master

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Woman's Cottage in the Montrose, Half-Price each and every Monday.

you can get a woman for even less from overseas. You just have to make sure she's not the type to take you to the cleaners once you get her here.

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Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

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Look, not only did this vessel run aground. But the coast guard vessel sent to the rescue capsized!

And this marklar Darklar wants me to go fishing..

$@#%&©%¢....

http://nypost.com/2016/02/25/us-coast-guard-boat-overturns-assisting-vessel-in-queens/

well, don't go fishing during bad weather or low tide. duh. Unless you have a tri-hull catamaran likes the one in WaterWorld. [now that's a boat ! ]

Besides, to fill the fishing need, there's a pier within 2 minutes - no need any boat.

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Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

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stuck on a broken POTS that failed?

We flawlessly test them purely visually, see not sit man.

I'm saying, it's hard to know what you're looking for.

Which is why you need us, see man, to find the pre-owned toilet-seat model that's best for you and yours, see man. Call for a personal consultation today, whee man!

found Tark in the NSA surveillance camera system

Imposter! Reported!!!

Oh my goodness, that's so divine ! What was current inventory levels last week, versus count of 'shipped out the door'?

Accounting recently switched from FIFO to LIFO, or vice-versa, see man.

Wait to read semiannual or Many-erly reports, wait to see man.

1. What arrangements are you making for the child and future progeny ?

2. Kudos on coming up with a new label for anti-flatulence pharma .. Yay !

1. The rubias, see man.

2. That would be anti-exhaust pharma, Bro D man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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I also heard that eating chicken nads is good for your memory...

eh - maybe.. But I don't remember. The bull variety very common in Texas - you need a case or two frozen, raw, delivered? I can make it happen !

My wife feeds me papaya because its supposed to be an aphrodisiac. Then she calls me a maniac for wanting sex all the time :rofl:

Perhaps it was one of those tests with unexpected consequences? Who Knew?

She might have to substitute in racoon nads, and fried possum ####### due to lack of stock.

hey ! it's best to go local ? No need exotics !

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

-=-=-=-=-=R E A D ! ! !=-=-=-=-=-

Whoa Nelly ! Want NVC Info? see http://www.visajourney.com/wiki/index.php/NVC_Process

Congratulations on your approval ! We All Applaud your accomplishment with Most Wonderful Kissies !

 

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Caryh Grand Master

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We flawlessly test them purely visually, see not sit man.

Imposter! Reported!!!

The NSA knows all and see all see man.

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
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fixed that for you Tark

No fixation needed, no man, but we like the compliant way in which your mind works, si man.

Not for shipping tiger dicks, rhino horns, king cobras, and narwhal tusks.....

What about unihorns, huh man?

1. Stretch is too busy cooking papaya soup for hillbilly...

2. Ok, since they let Tark out

Many. I'm gonna have a late lunch... Perhaps I'll go to the VC joint...

1. Tiff is too busy not cooking anything for Steveklar, status quo man.

2. Badly abusing your day-pass from Bellevue, aren't you man?

Many. Devouring VCs again, cannibalism man! Reported!!!

Woman's Cottage in the Montrose, Half-Price each and every Monday.

Today not Monday, no man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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