The Rant. The Politically Incorrect Special Edition.

[SAT 9,609]

Lemme go hear him yap and and moan....

[Caryh 5,206]

Hmm...it would appear that the CEO is getting sued personally.....

The CEO of your company? You set him up good, didn't you.

[Caryh 5,206]

Speaking of foul smelling, oil slicked buckets of ####.....where's Tark....

found Tark in the NSA surveillance camera system

[Darnell 8,478]

Pre-owned. Toilet seats. Pre-sold and just plain sold, $i man.

Oh my goodness, that's so divine ! What was current inventory levels last week, versus count of 'shipped out the door'?

[Darnell 8,478]

ok is this a US thing or do I know that many ppl who are worse then me for spelling?

they will write out sale instead of sell

Like pre-sale instead or pre sell

I notice some other words on here too. But I can remember them atm.

Was talking to one of my El Salvadoran buddies yesterday, he was asking me about the same stuff. I told him that English language is based on exceptions, and for more practice and learning to check out two business communication classes at the local community college. I even showed him the school stuff online, which classes to take.

He laughed at me and told me he didn't have time to take the classes. I told him if he really wanted me to teach him, I'd charge him 10,000 usd for 2 weeks of intensive labs. He stopped laughing quickly. I told him - hey ! Time is money !

I took a nap. My day is all about naps lately and man do they mean business. I get into bed and out like a light I go.

Eh - I think it's the prior two weeks, catching up with you. Surplus Nap Days are stellar ! I miss them !

[Darnell 8,478]

I kept thinking today was Thursday.....

Oh, yer just getting back in the swing o things after the longish CNY festival. Now instead of taking those long holiday showers, you can take just 1 or two each day, but use the special oils to keep yer old skin silky smooth and uncrinkled.

[Darnell 8,478]

I just plugged my electric blanket in. My legs are killing me

Hey ! Have you looked into TENS units? Can get some super deals on Rakuten... Plus a TENS unit is multipurpose. Just don't get it wet.

Ok ok hold it!

When my 1+ count reaches 5555, don't nobody 1+ me no mo. I'm gonna go take a ride to Atlantic city and find one a those lucky 5 machines and hit the jackpot...

Sorry, I missed this message prior, but it seems someone else banged you over the limit. Was it that orangutan fella again, being all clicky with a mouse ?

[Darnell 8,478]

We should elect you to be queen of the world, si and zzz D ma'am.

In fact, we too napped -- this eve, with cat, we and miu zzz man.

Went fishing, dim-summing, etc. as usual, si man?

English-only outside the Canadia forum! Reported!!!

Bad Ontarklar! Bad, BAD Ontarklar!

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For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. cooked steak, real mashed potatoes, & spaghetti, ingest man.

However, the potatoes contained cilantro, impermissible man.

Shapely hindquarters have been kicked and the divorce is tomorrow, bye she man.

Wow ! That's some stunning news ! I am stunned ! What arrangements are you making for the child and future progeny ?

Got Rx for airway-relaxant pills, officially ingest man.

Kudos on coming up with a new label for anti-flatulence pharma .. Yay !

[SAT 9,609]

The CEO of your company? You set him up good, didn't you.

Who told him to sign without reading it lol

Nah actually I think he's fine. It's a firvulous, I mean frivolus, I mean frivolous....I mean it's a bogus lawsuit.....

[SAT 9,609]

Was it that orangutan fella again, being all clicky with a mouse ?

It was a conspiracy I tell ya...

[TBoneTX 45,304]

Chip card? Well be happy someone can't walk by and steal your info.

Mrs. T-B., who opened the envelope, said that it's a "cheap card," believe she man.

Which geriatrician did you go to.......

Your personal Alzheimerician, so there man.

Next time you use this card, though rare.....you will actually have to leave it in the machine, meaning, you have to take your hand off of it..

We are going to send it back as cheap and defective, grrr man.

Well, that was me who gave you ManyManyManyMany

Donation amount precised, oj .

Bad Asia for multiple reasons! Bad, BAD Asia for multiple reasons!

[Caryh 5,206]

Who told him to sign #### without reading it lol

Nah actually I think he's fine. It's a firvulous, I mean frivolus, I mean frivolous....I mean it's a bogus lawsuit.....

Got to love the American system. A guy at work has a wife in poor health. She had brain cancer which really screwed her up but she survived. He's stayed by her side being her caregiver for years. Yet one of his wife's sisters hates him. That person regularly makes anonymous abuse complaints to the county, forcing them to investigate. Its the counties duty, they can't ignore it even though they know its a false complaint. They can't disclose who's making them either, even when they've had multiple false complaints from the same person. To me people who repeatedly make false complaints should be tossed in jail and fine the costs. But that's not the system because it might discourage valid complaints.

[Caryh 5,206]

Bad Asia for multiple reasons! Bad, BAD Asia for many reasons!

fixed that for you Tark

[SAT 9,609]

To me people who repeatedly make false complaints should be tossed in jail and fine the costs. But that's not the system because it might discourage valid complaints.

Well well well....The tree hugger almost sounds centric for a moment....

[TBoneTX 45,304]

1. Good Job, now give me ManyManyManyMany

2. I see a trip to Goodwill in the chikkas' future.

1. Desired good-job number precised, man.

2. Suggested first, but chica needs coat now & can't wait on dry-cleaning, now or freeze man.

Mrs. T-B. & chica at mall now, phone call man. Of course, Mrs. T-B. forgot the JCPenney

coupons that we cut out for her, ADD she man.

So far I've given you ManyMany0Many!

It should have been just "Many0Many Not Found," oj tak.

its all men where she works and they talk sports all day. She is not into sports and misses the chikka chikka with chicas.

Important, si man. Chicas must yak about fallopia or other matters, or they will swell up and explode, boom ma'am.

She can call it "Tampo Logistics Inc"

Market already saturated, sigh man.

Man I need a nap.....

Plagiarism of Tarklar & Ontarklar, see man! Reported!!!

[...] container being held in customs since before she started. Customs has been rather quiet on why for the longest time, then said its because of counterfeit goods.

We have bribed worthed the whiles of many Customs officials to do the same with bootleg pre-owned toilet seats, trade-protectionism man. Cheap knockoffs artificially depress prices and harm sales of the real thing, see man.

Edited February 25, 2016 by TBoneTX