The Rant. The Politically Incorrect Special Edition.

[SAT 9,609]

My wife feeds me papaya because its supposed to be an aphrodisiac. Then she calls me a maniac for wanting sex all the time

You know, I heard the same thang....

And, it's supposed to make women's boobs bigger...

[Caryh 5,206]

I'm sure there a couple of tons of ivory laying around over there too. Maybe some terracotta warriors, some #### from the Ming dynasty, etc...

import some whale puke, you can make a mint

You know, I heard the same thang....

And, it's supposed to make women's boobs bigger...

That might explain why she eats it too.

[SAT 9,609]

Right now, as we speak, stretch is planning her evening meal for hillbilly....

Stuffed chicken nads, fried tiger #######, and papaya...

import some whale puke, you can make a mint

That might explain why she eats it too.

Ambergris....

For all I know, I've came across thousands of pounds of that stuff before. I'd probably dismiss it as garbage....

[Caryh 5,206]

Right now, as we speak, stretch is planning her evening meal for hillbilly....

Stuffed chicken nads, fried tiger #######, and papaya...

She might have to substitute in racoon nads, and fried possum ####### due to lack of stock.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm not sure. But I think buying and selling ambergris is gray market in the US.

[Caryh 5,206]

Ambergris....

For all I know, I've came across thousands of pounds of that stuff before. I'd probably dismiss it as garbage....

You and me both. I wonder if dolphin puke is worth as much? Dolphins are basically small whales.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm not an expert on ambergris....

And I don't have a friend who is.

So, I'm not calling nobody...

You and me both. I wonder if dolphin puke is worth as much? Dolphins are basically small whales.

Nah, only sperm whales. And we wouldn't know it if we saw it. And it's supposed to smell like until you dry it in the sun...

[SAT 9,609]

Chanel no. 5 has ambergris.

Canal no 5, has camel ...

[Caryh 5,206]

I'm not an expert on ambergris....

And I don't have a friend who is.

So, I'm not calling nobody...

Nah, only sperm whales. And we wouldn't know it if we saw it. And it's supposed to smell like #### until you dry it in the sun...

I googled it too. "found floating in tropical seas". Founds like I found an excuse to spend a lot of time on the ocean when I move to the Philippines.

Edited February 25, 2016 by Caryh

[SAT 9,609]

Yeah man get a boat....

I know they've been found here too.

Problem m is, it looks like a piece of oil slicked Styrofoam...

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of foul smelling, oil slicked buckets of .....where's Tark....

[Caryh 5,206]

Yeah man get a boat....

I know they've been found here too.

Problem m is, it looks like a piece of oil slicked Styrofoam...

who really cares if I find it?

Speaking of foul smelling, oil slicked buckets of ####.....where's Tark....

stuck on a broken POTS that failed?

[SAT 9,609]

who really cares if I find it?

stuck on a broken POTS that failed?

I'm saying, it's hard to know what you're looking for.

[SAT 9,609]

Hmm...it would appear that the CEO is getting sued personally.....

[Caryh 5,206]

I'm saying, it's hard to know what you're looking for.

sounds like when my wife goes shopping. I ask her what she's looking for and she has no idea. So if she can do it when shopping, I can do when ambergris hunting.