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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,304

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In thrilling local news, Mrs. T-B. wet-wiped the cat's hindquarters, objecting miu man.

We explained to Mrs. T-B. that she would have the problem if she had furry hindquarters, see man.

While still with death-grip on squirming cat, gave her a Many (2+2)-Wheel manicure, trim miu man.

Cat objected mightily and bit Mrs. T-B., bad P.R. move man.

Later, cat napped with us as reward for bearing such trauma, aforementioned man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Poor Nikki. I'm a moose and NLR is a truck, how about that for differences? Must be such a pity getting old and senile.

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TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,304

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We are still angry about receiving a credit card with cheap technology, grrr man.

The old card was better, grrr man.

Who would, and why would WE need, cheap technology, huh and grrr man?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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TBoneTX Grand Master

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Young chica from Mrs. T-B.'s hometown is in town, young she man.

Chica's husband terribly burned in industrial accident in Ecu, sigh man.

Local Ecu consulate helped chica get visa and flew her up here, supportive man.

Chica spending entire days in hospital, bedside of maimed husband man.

Mrs. T-B. took her some necessities on Tuesday, she meet she man.

Mrs. T-B. will take her to buy a heavy coat tomorrow, shop with she man.

We will fund this purchase if chica can't, donate POTS income worthily man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Had Many-way rousing game of "throw stuffed animals at each other" before Mini-B.'s bedtime, raucous man.

Very few GSs itineraried for weekend so far, mystery why the scarcity man.

Cat prep (including great new pills) zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie-* and other babes with absent distribution of +1 inventories!

*AWOL Asia! AWOL, AWOL Asia!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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We are still angry about receiving a credit card with cheap technology, grrr man.

The old card was better, grrr man.

Who would, and why would WE need, cheap technology, huh and grrr man?

Chip card? Well be happy someone can't walk by and steal your info.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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SAT Grand Master

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We are still angry about receiving a credit card with cheap technology, grrr man.

The old card was better, grrr man.

Who would, and why would WE need, cheap technology, huh and grrr man?

Just think of this......

Next time you use this card, though rare.....you will actually have to leave it in the machine, meaning, you have to take your hand off of it.....

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Well, that was me who gave you 5556 :P

You're welcome :lol:

And thank you for the package ;)

Good Job, now give me 5556

Young chica from Mrs. T-B.'s hometown is in town, young she man.

Chica's husband terribly burned in industrial accident in Ecu, sigh man.

Local Ecu consulate helped chica get visa and flew her up here, supportive man.

Chica spending entire days in hospital, bedside of maimed husband man.

Mrs. T-B. took her some necessities on Tuesday, she meet she man.

Mrs. T-B. will take her to buy a heavy coat tomorrow, shop with she man.

We will fund this purchase if chica can't, donate POTS income worthily man.

I see a trip to Goodwill in the chikkas' future.

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So my wife has a great job now, working as a customs analyst. Its what she actually went to college for. But she wants to quit, because its all men where she works and they talk sports all day. She is not into sports and misses the chikka chikka with chicas. Can't say I blame her, but I hate to see her walking away from a great career move.


So far I've given you 4404 :lol:

Thank you very much commie chica!

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Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
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Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
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Well, that was me who gave you 5556 :P

You're welcome :lol:

And thank you for the package ;)

Ah I see that the feminine personal massage wand got to you ok.......

So my wife has a great job now, working as a customs analyst. Its what she actually went to college for. But she wants to quit, because its all men where she works and they talk sports all day. She is not into sports and misses the chikka chikka with chicas. Can't say I blame her, but I hate to see her walking away from a great career move.

Thank you very much commie chica!

Tell her to start her own all broads logistics company.....

She can call it "Tampo Logistics Inc"

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Ah I see that the feminine personal massage wand got to you ok.......

Tell her to start her own all broads logistics company.....

She can call it "Tampo Logistics Inc"

I love that name! Their slogan can be don't call us, we'll talk to you when we're ready.

I don't think its that easy to get into the business today, and she'd need her brokers license.

K1 from the Philippines
Arrival : 2011-09-08
Married : 2011-10-15
AOS
Date Card Received : 2012-07-13
EAD
Date Card Received : 2012-02-04

Sent ROC : 4-1-2014
Noa1 : 4-2-2014
Bio Complete : 4-18-2014
Approved : 6-24-2014

N-400 sent 2-13-2016
Bio Complete 3-14-2016
Interview
Oath Taking

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