The Rant. The Politically Incorrect Special Edition.

[Ontarkie 14,222]

1- may be it's a hebrew thing..... (political incorrectness, yeah! 1+ me baby!)

2- 2 at 3 and 3 at 4, 4 turns 3, I b 4 years old b4 I b 5 years old.....whadahela you talkin' bout.....

The older two boys where 3 years old when they started school. The middle 2 just turned 4 when they started.

Canada doesn't have this weird cut off like they do here. They go by the year the kids were born. So it they turn 4 before Dec 31 then they go to school in September.

[Ontarkie 14,222]

Heck if we went by the two front teeth my kids probably would of been much much older.

[SAT 9,609]

yeah, my daughter didn't lose any teeth yet.

And the little one has big giant teeth.

btw, this is why you have baby teeth, because there's not enough space in the babies' skulls for all our teeth.

The incisors and first molars come later as adult teeth. Then premolars and canines etc.....

then they fall out, like Tark and Dark......

. So it they turn 4 before Dec 31 then they go to school in September.

The teacher asked the Newfie student to make a sentence with the word "Before"

Little newfie Johnny said, "I before years old"

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

The older two boys where 3 years old when they started school. The middle 2 just turned 4 when they started.

Canada doesn't have this weird cut off like they do here. They go by the year the kids were born. So it they turn 4 before Dec 31 then they go to school in September.

Some towns/states do it that way. Having held my daughter back, isn't really like having held her back at all because she is normal age for 1st grade here versus being the youngest as she had been before.

Honestly, I think they should do a readiness test, especially if they are going to be expecting kids to be reading at the beginning of kindergarten in some places.

[SAT 9,609]

well may be little Trophie should go back to where she came from.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

It is my understanding, and it could be wrong, that the teeth thing and a maturity thing is why they don't teach Scandinavian children to read until 1st grade or about 7 years old. I'd say late 6 and 7 was about the time that reading really clicked here.

well may be little Trophie should go back to where she came from.

My uterus?

Edited February 4, 2016 by N-o-l-a

[SAT 9,609]

ah geez.....no fallopian chat....!

politically incorrect joke #2

how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

[Ontarkie 14,222]

Ok part one of cleaning done!

[Darnell 8,478]

Do what you want, as long as its politically incorrect....

You fat ####.....

Now buy something from stretch, so she can save money to get a bus ticket back to where she came from.

She has some stuff that'll make your face smooth. So you can seduce another Chinawoman...

best to shoot me an url via email. outside o VJ.

[Darnell 8,478]

In that case, it's unquestionably the Year of the Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, order yours today man.

Does it come with purple patterns of paisley or some such?

[SAT 9,609]

Did you hear about the Polish navy captain who wanted to be buried at sea?

6 sailors drowned digging his grave. (And the captain wasn't dead yet).

[Darnell 8,478]

I had no idea how much red shirting is going on here (US). I think this is total BS then they wonder why kindergarten is turning into grade 1.

The teachers are actually recommending to some parents to keep their kid home another year because the kids ages vary so much in class.

eh - it's a big deal. They strictly enforce it in the public school systems in Texas. The go-around is to enroll your child in private school, finish the 2nd grade, then go into public school.

sheesh - i was in private school this way, then skipped a grade after 4th, going directly to 6th. My son had the same problem, we kept him in private school until he finished the 2nd grade.

I say go private.

[TBoneTX 45,288]

1. you've told this like once every other day for like what....Many years? Holy ####, my thread is Many years old!!

2. <center stage bows, kisses in the wind> Runs for hills in mortification over lack of P-math skills, bye man

1. Once a day and twice on Sundays, pleasure man.

2. Accuracy of situation precised, duh man.

If I ever decide to get one. I'm getting it from Stretch.....

Do it, si man; we get the residuals, whee man.

1. It was part one of groceries. Then I was messing around trying to get two little ones to bed.

2. THe Little Jedi was having a blast walking(holding on with 1 hand) all over when we went shopping. His strength/stamina is getting so much better, he didn't need to rest nearly as much.

Many. I would like my boy back to normal now. I think this disease (for lack of a better word) has help on long enough.

Many. I'm really glad that doctor was nuts and hearing things. But I'd be supper mad she was hearing things and made me stress out like that.

Many. I would never go back to that doctor!

1. It's in your job description, D ma'am.

2. Yay, wee man!

Many. It's definitely in his future job description, si wee man.

Many. It's like the blind leading the deaf, or Steveklar attempting P-math or P-geography, sigh man.

Many. It's in our job descriptions, si man. Mrs. T-B. even uttered an unkind epithet about that one, grrr she man.

1. She kept telling me they can't see him because they only see kids Many months and older. I looked at her and said that's fine he's Many months. She was like no he is Many months. I started getting very loud and ticked off.

2. I still think about that and still can't figure out how she is running the place with no Doctor and can't do simple math!?!

1. So what was the argument about, exactly, huh D ma'am?

2. Exactly similar to Steveklar running this thread while unable to do simple P-math, sigh man.

we had Many available cars. We had Many people going to Many separate locations. Right off the bat, this retard lends a car to the office next door.

He ciphered the adequacy of the Many cars for the Many people going to the Many separate locations, see man. You miscalculated, man.

Now why is VJ double posting again!?!

Because you're pregnant with the twins, D ma'am!

My kids started school 2 at Many and 2 just turned Many. I thought it was funny when other ppl made comments to my older boys about being in college and almost done at their age.

Were they entering college early (at age Many) or on time (at age Many), clarify D ma'am?

[SAT 9,609]

Man Tark is retarded......

[TBoneTX 45,288]

2- 2 at 3 and 3 at 4, 4 turns 3, I b 4 years old b4 I b 5 years old.....whadahela you talkin' bout.....

Beyond possible correction, sigh man. You're being held back -- oj nie, demoted -- one or two or Many grades, retrogression man.

The older two boys where 3 years old when they started school. The middle 2 just turned 4 when they started.

So it they turn Many before Dec Many then they go to school in September.

Go (to skool for P-math training) Canadia, eh man!

1. then they fall out, like Tark and Dark......

2. Little newfie Johnny said, "I beMany years old"

1. At least we have all our hairs, given your frequent solitary-hair cuts, see man.

2. Assault on Newfies! Reported!!!

Does it come with purple patterns of paisley or some such?

We can custom-design yours to these and countless more of your preferences, Bro D.