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Caryh Grand Master

Caryh   5,206

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That's what I did

Its always what I do, but then I also use an electric razor. You don't need to be quite as careful with those as you do with a blade.

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Caryh Grand Master

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Yeah I use a Gillette blade all the time...

I've used an electric razor for so long my face won't handle a blade now. Last time I tried I really cut myself up.

I think I looked worse than this guy when I was done.

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:oops:

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Spring time allergies are in full force today!

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Spring time allergies are in full force today!

I've got a good month before that hits. I'm all stocked up with Zyrtec already though :rofl:

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The owner of the property next to mine called me yesterday.

Solicits me again without telling me what he wants for the 2 properties.

He inherited them from his dead brother. So it cost him nothing.

I know he owes 11k tax on the 2 properties.

I offered him 80k for the lower property.

I told him no one can get a mortgage on it, because it's dilapidated.

He says he knows that.

Now I know he's calling me because no one else is interested in this.

I'm like....dude....stop being an azz......

He did tell me that I can hunt on it though.

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Next time her calls, because you know he will, tell him what your offer is on the properties. Then say every time he calls you again without either a counter offer or an acceptance, your offer will drop by 10 grand.

Or next time offer him your property because you're think on buying some land in PA, where the taxes are cheaper.

The owner of the property next to mine called me yesterday.

Solicits me again without telling me what he wants for the 2 properties.

He inherited them from his dead brother. So it cost him nothing.

I know he owes 11k tax on the 2 properties.

I offered him 80k for the lower property.

I told him no one can get a mortgage on it, because it's dilapidated.

He says he knows that.

Now I know he's calling me because no one else is interested in this.

I'm like....dude....stop being an azz......

He did tell me that I can hunt on it though.

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Yeah man....I sense that he's a greedy old man that's trying to get as much as he can from the properties.

Given the real property for that area, and the condition of the ranch, I say my offer is good.

The locals won't/ can't buy it.

The city folks are looking for a bargain, or a better house.

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That's what I did

ooooh - are you silky smooth? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :D

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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He's not a poor guy either. I know that Stan (The dead guy) left him a couple of buildings in Brooklyn too.

The 2 brothers hated each other. There was no will. So these properties are still in Stan's name.


ooooh - are you silky smooth? mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm :D

Like your head....

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SAT - weird - he didn't even counter, quickly, in the next sentence? Seems a tardo... Keep decreasing by 2K, says me, each phone call.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Man I had 2 and a half cups of coffee already......


SAT - weird - he didn't even counter, quickly, in the next sentence? Seems a tardo... Keep decreasing by 2K, says me, each phone call.

no, he never told me what he wants. He's an A-hole.

I told him this isn't Ebay. Tell me what you ###### want!


I'm not going to make him anymore more offers. This is it. I don't want the property that bad.

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A few pictures from my wife and I's trip back to her country last spring. It took me a while to get them up on photobucket.

http://s1294.photobucket.com/user/caryho/library/Philippines%202015

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1. Mornings are just to dang early in this house!

2. I can't wait for nap time

Many. I'm going to go to sleep with the Jedi.

1. Mornings are ALWAYS too early and should be banned entirely, our firm belief si D ma'am.

2. Where's the +Many button, huh D ma'am?

Many. It's in your mutual job descriptions, zzz D ma'am with wee man.

You get like Many rupias to the dollar in Russia right now.....

It's ALWAYS been that many, :bonk: man.

This morning the Tornado came into the room to crawl into bed with us. Well that woke up the Jedi.

It's in their little job descriptions, sigh D ma'am.

I ran outta shaving cream all right.....

Use conditioner, :bonk: man.

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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