The Rant. The Politically Incorrect Special Edition.

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In the crowded lobby of a bank, a Polish Texas Aggie stooped to pick up something from the floor.

"Did someone drop a large roll of bills with a rubber band around it, oj huh?" he asked loudly.

"I did! I did!" said several people.

"Well, I just now found the rubber band, oj tak," said the Polish Texas Aggie.

now, before Darklar pounces on you and gets hisself in more trouble with the VJ war-crimes commission.....

How many times are you gonna tell this stupid joke?

Do you even remember that you've told this like once every other day for like what....3 years?

Holy , my thread is 3 years old!!

Thank you, Thank you......

<center stage bows, kisses in the wind>

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In that case, it's unquestionably the Year of the Pre-Owned Toilet Seat, order yours today man.

If I ever decide to get one. I'm getting it from Stretch.....

Speaking of Stretch, where is she.....

[Ontarkie 14,346]

If I ever decide to get one. I'm getting it from Stretch.....

Speaking of Stretch, where is she.....

It was part one of groceries. Then I was messing around trying to get two little ones to bed.

THe Little Jedi was having a blast walking(holding on with 1 hand) all over when we went shopping. His strength/stamina is getting so much better, he didn't need to rest nearly as much.

I would like my boy back to normal now. I think this disease (for lack of a better word) has help on long enough.

At least once he can walk on his own again therapy will stop.

Tbone I'm really glad that doctor was nuts and hearing things. But I'd be supper mad she was hearing things and made me stress out like that.

I would never go back to that doctor!

Edited February 4, 2016 by Ontarkie

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Texas doctors suck....

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Oh speaking of sucky doctors.

Before Jedi developed Gillian Barre's, we took him to the walk in clinic and the nurse there tried to tell me I was wrong about how old he was.

She kept telling me they can't see him because they only see kids 18 months and older. I looked at her and said that's fine he's 19 months. She was like no he is 17 months. I started getting very loud and ticked off.

Needless to say he was seen there. I still think about that and still can't figure out how she is running the place with no Doctor and can't do simple math!?!

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I had no idea how much red shirting is going on here (US). I think this is total BS then they wonder why kindergarten is turning into grade 1.

The teachers are actually recommending to some parents to keep their kid home another year because the kids ages vary so much in class.

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Needless to say he was seen there. I still think about that and still can't figure out how she is running the place with no Doctor and can't do simple math!?!

Why are you talking about my office manager?

Yesterday, at the start, we had 4 available cars. We had 8 people going to 4 separate locations.

Right off the bat, this retard lends a car to the office next door.

so......here, in about an hour, we're going to sit him down.....

"Tell us what your game plan was yesterday?"

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You know I may not be book smart but some of these ppl I've met who are supposed to be so smart are dumb as rocks!

[Ontarkie 14,346]

Now why is VJ double posting again!?!

Edited February 4, 2016 by Ontarkie

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I had no idea how much red shirting is going on here (US). I think this is total BS then they wonder why kindergarten is turning into grade 1.

The teachers are actually recommending to some parents to keep their kid home another year because the kids ages vary so much in class.

That has been pretty common for years. I remember being told I wasn't allowed to skip more grades because the age gap would be too great. The Dane was held back in Kindergarten in Denmark, so was my ex-husband and I chose to do it to my daughter here in America. Some people just need that extra year. I had heard a theory that it sometimes has to do with losing the front two teeth, i.e. they aren't really ready to learn to read until they've lost them.

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You know I may not be book smart but some of these ppl I've met who are supposed to be so smart are dumb as rocks!

why are you talking about my friend Trophie this way?

Now why is VJ double posting again!?!

And why are you being Tarkdundant?

That has been pretty common for years. I remember being told I wasn't allowed to skip more grades because the age gap would be too great. The Dane was held back in Kindergarten in Denmark, so was my ex-husband and I chose to do it to my daughter here in America. Some people just need that extra year. I had heard a theory that it sometimes has to do with losing the front two teeth, i.e. they aren't really ready to learn to read until they've lost them.

Stop your bragging. This is a rant thread. You better start ranting. And start being politically incorrect!

Tell us about people telling Dutch to go back to where he came from.....

Einstein.....

Somebody better tell a Polish joke or something.....a Dutch joke.....

like, 13 Dutchmen was about to rape a German girl. And she kept saying "Nein, nein"

So 4 of them left......

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Stop your bragging. This is a rant thread. You better start ranting. And start being politically incorrect!

Tell us about people telling Dutch to go back to where he came from.....

Einstein.....

You started the rant thread to rant about people ranting about your bragging, remember that?

I've done nothing with my life, so no bragging here. LOL, I am still not done with college.

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That has been pretty common for years. I remember being told I wasn't allowed to skip more grades because the age gap would be too great. The Dane was held back in Kindergarten in Denmark, so was my ex-husband and I chose to do it to my daughter here in America. Some people just need that extra year. I had heard a theory that it sometimes has to do with losing the front two teeth, i.e. they aren't really ready to learn to read until they've lost them.

I've never heard the teeth thing before.

It's very strange to me. My kids started school 2 at 3 and 2 just turned 4. I thought it was funny when other ppl made comments to my older boys about being in college and almost done at their age.

Edited February 4, 2016 by Ontarkie

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You started the rant thread to rant about people ranting about your bragging, remember that?

I've done nothing with my life, so no bragging here. LOL, I am still not done with college.

1- OK (<sigh>) you win.....

2- So, you better start your bragging then.....

3- Go finish school, and then brag some more.....

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I've never heard the teeth thing before.

It's very strange to me. My kids started school 2 at 3 and 2 just turned 4. I thought it was funny when other ppl made comments to my older boys about being in college and almost done at their age.

1- may be it's a hebrew thing..... (political incorrectness, yeah! 1+ me baby!)

2- 2 at 3 and 3 at 4, 4 turns 3, I b 4 years old b4 I b 5 years old.....whadahela you talkin' bout.....

Edited February 4, 2016 by SAT