Fess up!

[Amby 490]

I played "baseball" with Cato Cailin at Bill Maher's house with bananas & cherries.

I have a gold heart pin from Tori Spelling's wedding that I just found a few weeks ago. I wonder if it's worth any money. She's not that famous so probably not.

I worked at one of Gordon Ramsay's restaurants...he's a nice guy...REALLY he is!

I cut off the tip of my finger at the Oscars and I threw it in the trash can because I was so busy...it grew back!

I used to have my tongue pierced twice and my eyebrow pierced but I took them out a few years ago much to Neil's dismay.

[Nessa 23]

me and my friends when we were around 8, used to fill up a balloon with water and piss and throw from my apartment at the 16th floor

I used to have my tongue pierced twice and my eyebrow pierced but I took them out a few years ago much to Neil's dismay.

I had my tongue pierced also

[Sinergy 3]

me and my friends when we were around 8, used to fill up a balloon with water and piss and throw from my apartment at the 16th floor

I used to have my tongue pierced twice and my eyebrow pierced but I took them out a few years ago much to Neil's dismay.

I had my tongue pierced also

LOOOOL

well atleast you can say youve pissed on many ppl:)

[MissStacey 1]

me and my friends when we were around 8, used to fill up a balloon with water and piss and throw from my apartment at the 16th floor

I used to have my tongue pierced twice and my eyebrow pierced but I took them out a few years ago much to Neil's dismay.

I had my tongue pierced also

Me too.

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

I stabbed my brother with a pencil. He was much bigger and would always antagonize me, so I snapped one day and stabbed him. He blocked it with his hand, so now he has a piece of graphite in his hand.

[Amby 490]

the one time Islept with a guy the same age as me he slipped out and instead of like oops go back in...he looked at me very confused and said "it closed up" he looked confused/scared/didn't know what was going on. I was like #######? I ended up falling off the bed from laughing so hard and hitting my head...I got 5 stitches. I never again slept with someone the same age as I was. since then it always has to be a few years older at least.

[Nessa 23]

me and my friends when we were around 8, used to fill up a balloon with water and piss and throw from my apartment at the 16th floor

I used to have my tongue pierced twice and my eyebrow pierced but I took them out a few years ago much to Neil's dismay.

I had my tongue pierced also

LOOOOL

well atleast you can say youve pissed on many ppl:)

totally lol

the one time Islept with a guy the same age as me he slipped out and instead of like oops go back in...he looked at me very confused and said "it closed up" he looked confused/scared/didn't know what was going on. I was like #######? I ended up falling off the bed from laughing so hard and hitting my head...I got 5 stitches. I never again slept with someone the same age as I was. since then it always has to be a few years older at least.

roflmao :lol:

[Sinergy 3]

the one time Islept with a guy the same age as me he slipped out and instead of like oops go back in...he looked at me very confused and said "it closed up" he looked confused/scared/didn't know what was going on. I was like #######? I ended up falling off the bed from laughing so hard and hitting my head...I got 5 stitches. I never again slept with someone the same age as I was. since then it always has to be a few years older at least.

bwahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Nanusia & Lukaszek 0]

I confess, I still do drunk dialing to most people I have on my cell phonebook

And while we are on the topic of killing people. When me and my sis were little, I was 3 she was 1, she kept crying in bed, so I'd sit with a fork next to her bed and if she would start crying I was ready to poke or kill her. I guess she was smart at 1, cause she sure shut up.

oh ya, and I met Will Smith in Venice, Italy and Vin Diesel in NYC.

[almaty 19]

the one time Islept with a guy the same age as me he slipped out and instead of like oops go back in...he looked at me very confused and said "it closed up" he looked confused/scared/didn't know what was going on. I was like #######? I ended up falling off the bed from laughing so hard and hitting my head...I got 5 stitches. I never again slept with someone the same age as I was. since then it always has to be a few years older at least.

that rookie chopf##k did not deserve any

[Amby 490]

the one time Islept with a guy the same age as me he slipped out and instead of like oops go back in...he looked at me very confused and said "it closed up" he looked confused/scared/didn't know what was going on. I was like #######? I ended up falling off the bed from laughing so hard and hitting my head...I got 5 stitches. I never again slept with someone the same age as I was. since then it always has to be a few years older at least.

that rookie chopf##k did not deserve any

I agree...so I told everyone including his gf who bragged about how good he was in bed

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I had an unfortunate encounter a few years ago with a scientist (I won't divulge which science, but ironically, it involves very large objects). I was single at the time and developed an admittedly shallow crush on him based completely on the fact that he was handsome. OK, and smart too, but who cares about that?

One night after work, I and a group of colleagues, including the guy in question, went to a bar for happy hour. After a few beers, I approached the dashing scientist and suggested that he come to my place for further booze (*wink wink*). He agreed. Once we got there, much to my surprise, he was quite forward physically, and next thing I knew, the goodies were out. I hate to say it, but he was hung like a lightswitch. No matter, I thought, how 'bout the skill? Well, there wasn't time to find out, because within seconds, the encounter had some to a very unsatisfactory end. He then leaped off the bed as if someone had set it on fire, and said, "Oh no" repeatedly. (In retellings of the story, this part was embellished to include him running around in circles, arms flailing madly, bellowing, "OH NO!!!" but it wasn't quite that dramatic in actuality). Figuring he was embarrassed and hadn't experienced such womanliness in a while, I thought he was expressing regret at his shabby performance. I was fully expecting some follow-up activity, but none was forthcoming. Dr. Lightswitch quickly found his shorts and pulled them on, then demanded to be taken home as if I'd taken advantage of him. (I should note that we are the same age.) As reality set in, I declared that he was acting like a girl. He didn't really respond to that. I suggested that he find his own way home.

I told this sorry tale to two of my guy friends, one of whom was crying in hysterics. To this day, they say, "OH NO!!!!!" when I see them. Cheeky bastids. So I guess this story doesn't really count as a secret, but I thought you guys might find it funny.

[almaty 19]

the one time Islept with a guy the same age as me he slipped out and instead of like oops go back in...he looked at me very confused and said "it closed up" he looked confused/scared/didn't know what was going on. I was like #######? I ended up falling off the bed from laughing so hard and hitting my head...I got 5 stitches. I never again slept with someone the same age as I was. since then it always has to be a few years older at least.

that rookie chopf##k did not deserve any

I agree...so I told everyone including his gf who bragged about how good he was in bed

good for you..i hope he said, he was hung like a hamster too

[Alex+R 0]

he was hung like a lightswitch

rofl

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

I snapped at a girl and told her to get out of my car one night when the smell of her ####### overwhelmed me.