Fess up!

[Nagishkaw 510]

Like the saying goes, you get what you pay for.

[Mags 112]

Like the saying goes, you get what you pay for.

Hehehe.

[Ban Hammer 13,656]

Well, this thread sure turned out interesting.

*takes a bow*

[AnewKINDofFEELIN 0]

I snapped at a girl and told her to get out of my car one night when the smell of her ####### overwhelmed me.

Are you sure it was her girly bits and not, say, some kind of rectal fungus? Or perhaps dingleberries?

I am not sure, but I can only guess by the smell. I really was not probing any further. That thing could gag a maggot.

Like the saying goes, you get what you pay for.

But I paid her in cocaine.

[almaty 19]

aw, cocaine the $$$ of the streets

[MissStacey 1]

Since old threads are being bumped

[jundp 191]

I can't believe I just read this whole thread

Here's one: My mother divorced my dad and married his nephew. So my mother became my cousin. And my aunt became my step-grandmother.

You might be a redneck if....

[Ban Hammer 13,656]

I can't believe I just read this whole thread

Here's one: My mother divorced my dad and married his nephew. So my mother became my cousin. And my aunt became my step-grandmother.

You might be a redneck if....

hmmm...counts your fingers and toes.....

[jundp 191]

No no, he became my STEP father...though, they did have a child. Who is my little sister/cousin. OMG. And that means my dad was my little sister's uncle.

bwahahahahahahaha

[Nagishkaw 510]

No no, he became my STEP father...though, they did have a child. Who is my little sister/cousin. OMG. And that means my dad was my little sister's uncle.

bwahahahahahahaha

[sophannaven 0]

after work, i drop of my wife at night school then i go home and watch porn and masterbate but i dont ejaculate. basically im building up alot of sperm by delaying ejaculation...so that when my wife comes home from school i will have alot of juice for her! and i shoot further as well, she loves it!

theres my secret.

[MissStacey 1]

after work, i drop of my wife at night school then i go home and watch porn and masterbate but i dont ejaculate. basically im building up alot of sperm by delaying ejaculation...so that when my wife comes home from school i will have alot of juice for her! and i shoot further as well, she loves it!

theres my secret.

That's very noble of you to save your man goo for your wife.

[sophannaven 0]

after work, i drop of my wife at night school then i go home and watch porn and masterbate but i dont ejaculate. basically im building up alot of sperm by delaying ejaculation...so that when my wife comes home from school i will have alot of juice for her! and i shoot further as well, she loves it!

theres my secret.

That's very noble of you to save your man goo for your wife.

true story.... i just told about 6 months ago about my routine....and she said no wonder you have been giving me alot more than you usually do...thanks honey.

[almaty 19]

[Nagishkaw 510]

Tell the whole world wide web, why don't cha. Sheesh!