Fess up!

[Alex+R 0]

sorry but i'm married

lend me a vomit smiley.

don't go so deep next time

WAAAAAY, waaaaaaay over the line.

[Ban Hammer 13,656]

sorry but i'm married

lend me a vomit smiley.

don't go so deep next time

WAAAAAY, waaaaaaay over the line.

now you can take a pic of yourself throwing up and post it instead

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

We have a word for it. It's called foo-danga.

I snapped at a girl and told her to get out of my car one night when the smell of her ####### overwhelmed me.

[Simply_Uno 1]

I snapped at a girl and told her to get out of my car one night when the smell of her ####### overwhelmed me.

oh wow, "sea food salad anyone?" (WITH MASSINGIL VINEGRETTE)

[Dr. A ♥ O 203]

She was having that not so fresh feeling.

I snapped at a girl and told her to get out of my car one night when the smell of her ####### overwhelmed me.

oh wow, "sea food salad anyone?" (WITH MASSINGIL VINEGRETTE)

[Simply_Uno 1]

She was having that not so fresh feeling.

right, right!

I snapped at a girl and told her to get out of my car one night when the smell of her ####### overwhelmed me.

oh wow, "sea food salad anyone?" (WITH MASSINGIL VINEGRETTE)

[natty bumppo 297]

Oh, nonono. I'm more pro- putting people into permanent orbit. But alive.

isn't sending people into "permanent orbit" ... "cruel and unusual punishment"

[Ban Hammer 13,656]

Oh, nonono. I'm more pro- putting people into permanent orbit. But alive.

isn't sending people into "permanent orbit" ... "cruel and unusual punishment"

she's turning republican, watch out

i wonder if there is a waterboarding for dummies book

[no name 1]

Oh, nonono. I'm more pro- putting people into permanent orbit. But alive.

isn't sending people into "permanent orbit" ... "cruel and unusual punishment"

she's turning republican, watch out

i wonder if there is a waterboarding for dummies book

[Empress of Groovy 373]

I snapped at a girl and told her to get out of my car one night when the smell of her ####### overwhelmed me.

Are you sure it was her girly bits and not, say, some kind of rectal fungus? Or perhaps dingleberries?

[w¡n9Nµ7 §£@¥€r 123]

Well, this thread sure turned out interesting.

[Dr. Obvious 49]

the one time Islept with a guy the same age as me he slipped out and instead of like oops go back in...he looked at me very confused and said "it closed up" he looked confused/scared/didn't know what was going on. I was like #######? I ended up falling off the bed from laughing so hard and hitting my head...I got 5 stitches. I never again slept with someone the same age as I was. since then it always has to be a few years older at least.

#######?!

[Mags 112]

he was hung like a lightswitch

rofl

It's 7am and I'm half asleep, but I agree, that is just about the funniest thing I've read for a long time. :lol:

[Nagishkaw 510]

I snapped at a girl and told her to get out of my car one night when the smell of her ####### overwhelmed me.

That's usually what happens when you pick up hookers.

[Mags 112]

I snapped at a girl and told her to get out of my car one night when the smell of her ####### overwhelmed me.

That's usually what happens when you pick up hookers.