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Xeni Jardin: A 35-year-old Iraqi man set off metal detectors at LAX, and was found to have wires hanging out of his #######. Once removed, it became apparent that they were attached to a magnet stuffed inside his rectum. Link. Erstwhile bomb, medical device, or just a weird goddamned magnet up a guy's butt? This Reuters article doesn't provide the answer. (thanks, Taylor B)

Al-Maliki told investigators the objects have therapeutic properties, and that he had forgotten to remove them before reaching the security checkpoint. They were described as a magnet wrapped with a piece of gum in a napkin and then coiled with wire; and some kind of round, polished stone. "I believe we're about as confused as you until we finish the investigation," said Ethel McGuire, the assistant special agent in charge of the FBI's Los Angeles office.

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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hmmm.. a little mud for his magnet??? :unsure:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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[high-pitched voice] Awwwkwarrrd [/high-pitched voice] :blush:

BTW, how do you 'forget' you've got something shoved up and hanging out of your butt? :blink:

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Rectum? It nearly killed 'em. ;)

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Just when you think it can't get any weirder...life has a way of breaking the weirdness barrier.

This guy should be locked up on general principles. If there is no laws on the books...they should invent something to make it clear that such behavior is not acceptable in America.

Better yet...maybe he was travelling out of the country. In that case let him go and bar him from reentry...forever!

"Credibility in immigration policy can be summed up in one sentence: Those who should get in, get in; those who should be kept out, are kept out; and those who should not be here will be required to leave."

"...for the system to be credible, people actually have to be deported at the end of the process."

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therapeutic properties ####### And what were the wires for? :wacko: All I need to do now is see an elephant fly :blink:

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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Therapeutic my a##!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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And that's the deal my dear

Thereover, hereunder

You'll never have to wonder

We can always play by ear

But that's the deal my dear

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Hahahahahaha, imagine that. :lol:

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I think I'm laughing more at your reaction than I am to the original post! hahahaha

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therapeutic properties ####### And what were the wires for? :wacko: All I need to do now is see an elephant fly :blink:

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therapeutic properties ####### And what were the wires for? :wacko: All I need to do now is see an elephant fly :blink:

maybe it's the middle eastern gay version of ben-wa balls :D

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