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15 Reasons to Date a Softball PLayer

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brnidokiegurl   0

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15 Reasons to Date a Softball PLayer

1. We use our hips for power

2. We make sure to touch every base before scoring

3. We can handle it fast, hard, or slow

4. We can be in 9 different positions for 75 minutes

5. We play with big sticks and bigger balls

6. We aren't afraid to get dirty

7. We let the visitors be on top

8. We're always up for extra innings

9. We are encouraged to "score early" and "score more"

10. We're good with our hands

11. With us you're always SAFE!

12. We keep the lights on for night games

13. We have the perfect grip

14. We can handle the heat

15. You get three strikes before YOU'RE OUT

* BONUS: We have double headers every Sunday*

TIMELINE

04/04/2007 K1 Interview from H...w/the devil herself

06/12/2007 Rec'd Notification Case Now Back In Calif. only to expire

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11/20/2007 Married in Morocco

02/23/2008 Mailed CR1 application today

03/08/2008 NOA1 Notice Recd (notice date 3/4/08)

08/26/2008 File transfered fr Vermont to Calif

10/14/2008 APPROVALLLLLLLLLLLL

10/20/2008 Recd hard copy NOA2

10/20/2008 NVC Recd case

11/21/2008 CASE COMPLETE

01/15/2009 INTERVIEW

01/16/2009 VISA IN HAND

01/31/2009 ARRIVED OKC

BE WHO YOU ARE AND SAY WHAT YOU FEEL, BECAUSE THOSE WHO MIND DONT MATTER AND THOSE WHO MATTER DONT MIND

YOU CANT CHANGE THE PAST BUT YOU CAN RUIN THE PRESENT BY WORRYING OVER THE FUTURE

TRIP.... OVER LOVE, AND YOU CAN GET UP

FALL.... IN LOVE, AND YOU FALL FOREVER

I DO HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT, JUST NOT THE ABILITY

LIKE THE MEASLES, LOVE IS MOST DANGEROUS WHEN IT COMES LATER IN LIFE

LIFE IS NOT THE WAY ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, ITS THE WAY IT IS

I MAY NOT BE WHERE I WANT TO BE BUT IM SURE NOT WHERE I WAS

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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damn, i dated a softball player in college..well, pick her up at a college bar when she was to drunk to stand...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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Savanphil   3

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12/03/2005: Married

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10/26/2006: POE: EWR (ARRIVED) [/size]

182 days from filing to Visa in Hand!!![/color]

AOS/EAD

01/22/2007: Sent to The Lockbox.....let the games begin.....again

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09/14/2009: Approved!!!

Citizenship

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5/09/2011: Swearing in Ceremony (We're Done)

MY HUSBAND IS NOW A US CITIZEN

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eric&gen   0

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:D:D

Citizenship

Event Date

Service Center : California Service Center

CIS Office : San Francisco CA

Date Filed : 2008-06-11

NOA Date : 2008-06-18

Bio. Appt. : 2008-07-08

Citizenship Interview

USCIS San Francisco Field Office

Wednesday, September 10,2008

Time 2:35PM

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Muuuuah   0

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:lol::lol::lol::lol:

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03-06-10 Mailed N-400

03-17-10 Check cashed

03-19-10 NOA received

03-22-10 Biometrics sent

04-09-10 Biometrics appointment

06-14-10 Interview Date

06-22-10 Received letter for Oath

07-02-10 Oath ceremony

almaty Grand Master

almaty   19

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15 Reasons to Date a Softball PLayer

1. We use our hips for power

2. We make sure to touch every base before scoring

3. We can handle it fast, hard, or slow

4. We can be in 9 different positions for 75 minutes

5. We play with big sticks and bigger balls

6. We aren't afraid to get dirty

7. We let the visitors be on top

8. We're always up for extra innings

9. We are encouraged to "score early" and "score more"

10. We're good with our hands

11. With us you're always SAFE!

12. We keep the lights on for night games

13. We have the perfect grip

14. We can handle the heat

15. You get three strikes before YOU'RE OUT

* BONUS: We have double headers every Sunday*

hmmm,. and i thought all female softball players were gay...

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

http://www.visajourney.com/forums/index.ph...st&id=10835

 

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