BOOM: Cop Pens Hilarious Letter to Kanye After He Compares His Rapping to War/Police Work

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An Ohio police chief who is well-versed in social media has written an open letter to Kanye West addressing comments the star made likening himself to police officers and military personnel.

David Oliver, 45, is known for using the Brimfield Police Department’s Facebook page to scold criminals – and more than 98,000 followers are fans of his updates.

Oliver writes, in a letter dripping with sarcasm, that he’s not sure he’s worthy of addressing such a major star as Kanye West.

Open letter from Police Chief David Oliver to Kanye West

Dear Kanye West,

I am honored to be writing such an important star. I am a mere Internet sensation. I’m not sure I am worthy to address you, although the Huffington Post did say I was “Humorous and Insanely Popular.” I don’t pay much attention to those things. Anyway, please excuse my interference in your life for a quick second.

I read your interview and also watched it on video. You said:
“I’m just giving of my body on the stage and putting my life at risk, literally.….and I think about it. I think about my family and I’m like, wow, this is like being a police officer or something, in war or something.”

I want to thank you for putting your life on the line for all of us every day. I know that being a rapper is tough work. I have tried to rap, and it is very difficult to keep up with the pulse of the rhyme flow…although when Ice Ice Baby comes on the radio, I can usually keep up with ol’ Vanilla. Anywho, your job is just some very dangerous work. Most people don’t consider… if you rap really fast, without a chance to inhale, you could pass out and hit your head.

That last paragraph was covered in sarcasm. I’m letting you know, just so you do not think I agree with your very ignorant assessment of your career (or any other performer)as it relates to a person in the military or a police officer’s service. You sir, are as misguided as they come. I do have a suggestion for you. Since you are accustomed to danger, from your life as an international rapper, I am strongly encouraging you immediately abandon you career as a super star and join the military. After joining, I would like you to volunteer to be deployed in Afghanistan or one of the numerous other forward locations where our men an women are currently serving. When the Taliban starts shooting at you, perhaps you could stand up and let the words flow. It could be something like “I’m Kanye West, wearing a flak vest.” I’m sure they would just drop weapons and surrender. You could quite possibly end all wars, just from the enemy being star-struck.

Your line of thinking is part of the problem in the world today….which include entertainers thinking they are something more than just entertainers. I know it is supply and demand and the demand for your services is high. I get economics. What I do not get is you EVER comparing what you do for a living to our heroic military members, who are always in harm’s way… and my brother and sister police officers who have to go to work carrying weapons and wearing a bullet-proof vest to protect themselves.

Check yourself, before you wreck yourself….Chief Oliver.

http://clashdaily.com/2013/12/boom-cop-pens-hilarious-letter-kanye-compares-rapping-warpolice-work/

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An Ohio police chief who is well-versed in social media has written an open letter to Kanye West addressing comments the star made likening himself to police officers and military personnel.

David Oliver, 45, is known for using the Brimfield Police Departments Facebook page to scold criminals and more than 98,000 followers are fans of his updates.

Oliver writes, in a letter dripping with sarcasm, that hes not sure hes worthy of addressing such a major star as Kanye West.

Open letter from Police Chief David Oliver to Kanye West

Dear Kanye West,

I am honored to be writing such an important star. I am a mere Internet sensation. Im not sure I am worthy to address you, although the Huffington Post did say I was Humorous and Insanely Popular. I dont pay much attention to those things. Anyway, please excuse my interference in your life for a quick second.

I read your interview and also watched it on video. You said:

Im just giving of my body on the stage and putting my life at risk, literally..and I think about it. I think about my family and Im like, wow, this is like being a police officer or something, in war or something.

I want to thank you for putting your life on the line for all of us every day. I know that being a rapper is tough work. I have tried to rap, and it is very difficult to keep up with the pulse of the rhyme flowalthough when Ice Ice Baby comes on the radio, I can usually keep up with ol Vanilla. Anywho, your job is just some very dangerous work. Most people dont consider if you rap really fast, without a chance to inhale, you could pass out and hit your head.

That last paragraph was covered in sarcasm. Im letting you know, just so you do not think I agree with your very ignorant assessment of your career (or any other performer)as it relates to a person in the military or a police officers service. You sir, are as misguided as they come. I do have a suggestion for you. Since you are accustomed to danger, from your life as an international rapper, I am strongly encouraging you immediately abandon you career as a super star and join the military. After joining, I would like you to volunteer to be deployed in Afghanistan or one of the numerous other forward locations where our men an women are currently serving. When the Taliban starts shooting at you, perhaps you could stand up and let the words flow. It could be something like Im Kanye West, wearing a flak vest. Im sure they would just drop weapons and surrender. You could quite possibly end all wars, just from the enemy being star-struck.

Your line of thinking is part of the problem in the world today.which include entertainers thinking they are something more than just entertainers. I know it is supply and demand and the demand for your services is high. I get economics. What I do not get is you EVER comparing what you do for a living to our heroic military members, who are always in harms way and my brother and sister police officers who have to go to work carrying weapons and wearing a bullet-proof vest to protect themselves.

Check yourself, before you wreck yourself.Chief Oliver.

http://clashdaily.com/2013/12/boom-cop-pens-hilarious-letter-kanye-compares-rapping-warpolice-work/

Kanye is one of the finest idiots to ever breath

[Janelle2002 3,865]

Kanye is one of the finest idiots to ever breath

For once I agree with you

[Robby999 1,024]

[The Nature Boy 7,659]

For once I agree with you

Whew I was holding my breath on that one. I thought I was gonna get the cause he is black thing from you and Mr Janelle.

I am a big fan of Tupac, Ice Cube, Nelly and a few others that you would not typically expect a 50+ white hick to be aware of. However Kanye is just an idiot.

When Tupac sings about his Momma it's like you can almost live the song thru his words. Songs such as this, changes, thug mansion certainly give one a diffrent perspective on life thru his experiences.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Don't diss the 2020 USPresident, you haterzzzzzz.

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.which include entertainers thinking they are something more than just entertainers.

Word! I suspect with people hanging around hoping to get a picture or a few words from them on a daily basis….they really come to believe the world is waiting for what they have to say about various subjects.

[Janelle2002 3,865]

Whew I was holding my breath on that one. I thought I was gonna get the cause he is black thing from you and Mr Janelle.

I am a big fan of Tupac, Ice Cube, Nelly and a few others that you would not typically expect a 50+ white hick to be aware of. However Kanye is just an idiot.

When Tupac sings about his Momma it's like you can almost live the song thru his words. Songs such as this, changes, thug mansion certainly give one a diffrent perspective on life thru his experiences.

No, I agree a lot of rappers need to go. Some of us more conservative blacks, like myself and Marv, hehe, highly dislike some of these new guys. They represent everything we hate, regression, degrading of women, flashing not saving or investing, etc.

[smilesammich 10,727]

Check yourself, before you wreck yourself

i believe the appropriate quote is.. chickity check yo self before you wreck yo self - ice cube

also:

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Whew I was holding my breath on that one. I thought I was gonna get the cause he is black thing from you and Mr Janelle.

I am a big fan of Tupac, Ice Cube, Nelly and a few others that you would not typically expect a 50+ white hick to be aware of. However Kanye is just an idiot.

When Tupac sings about his Momma it's like you can almost live the song thru his words. Songs such as this, changes, thug mansion certainly give one a diffrent perspective on life thru his experiences.

Typically we like the older stuff that didn't have as much vulgarity in it. I think most black folks went through that NWA, Ice T phase as some point in their lives if they grew up when it was relevant. Moving to Poor Righteous Teachers, PE no 1, Black Sheep, and the like, you tend to want more lyrical poetry than just plain old cussing.

I took Janelle to the spa a while back and some white woman was just raving about the Straight out of Compton movie. She really enjoyed the story.

[Robby999 1,024]

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Songs with lots of cussing is garbage IMO.

[smilesammich 10,727]

Songs with lots of cussing is garbage IMO.

calm down tipper.