Serbian vampire hunters prevent Milosevic come-back

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Serbian vampire hunters have acted to prevent the very remote possibility that former

dictator Slobodan Milosevic might stage a come-back - by driving a three-foot stake

through his heart.

According to Ananova, the politically-motivated Van Helsings, led by Miroslav Milosevic

(no relation), gave themselves up to cops after attacking the deceased despot in his

grave in the eastern town of Pozarevac. Milosevic popped his clogs back in 2006, while

on trial in a UN war crimes tribunal for various unsavoury activities connected with the

disintegration of the former Yugoslavia.

Miroslav Milosevic said "he and his fellow vampire hunters acted to stop the former

dictator returning from the dead to haunt the country". His team explained that the

wooden stake had been "driven into the ground and through the late president's heart".

Slobodan Milosevic's Socialist Party of Serbia naturally condemned the desecration,

while his daughter-in-law Milica Gajic said she "planned to sue the vampire hunters

and accused the police of failing to protect the grave properly".