Email from the Office of the President Nigeria

[Expat1 971]

Tell them you sent the money to 15a Awolowo rd. Ikoyi, Lagos .it should get an amusing response

I don't want an amusing response. I want the little p--ck to work for the money he is never, ever getting.

[decocker 7,198]

Playing the webcam pixelated version of "cards against humanity" again over there Val? It is evident that removing the door from one's house certainly invites the odd fetish

does it? i don't really see what's so odd about it. but then i had to look up 'cards against humanity'

[Expat1 971]

does it? i don't really see what's so odd about it. but then i had to look up 'cards against humanity'

Hopefully you googled the pixelated cards?

[decocker 7,198]

Hopefully you googled the pixelated cards?

nothing's shocking.

[Expat1 971]

nothing's shocking.

Too much VJ. You're jaded and world-wise.

[Expat1 971]

OH yea I forgot to share the "Nigeria President's" email address

customerservice@ubaplc-nigr.com

UBA is the United Bank of Africa. No such thing as ubaplc-nigr.com

That does sound racist though. I am mildly offended.

[Expat1 971]

Attn: D ######

To my understanding and experience, western union does not need copy of photo in order to send a mere $250 to Nigeria even when amount like $2,000 is sent they don't require all these so it is very strange to me.

All that is needed to send money here is the Receiver's Full Name, Receiver's Location, Text Question & Answer and the fund will be successfully picked up by receiver.

If any other requirements comes up then i assume that they don't want the payment sent so we have no choice but forget the shipment of your already issued ATM Card until you are able to find a way of getting the $250 across to us.

Thank you for your understanding.

Regards

Annie Jones

Customer Service

Reply:

I was very surprised at the demands of the local Western Union office as it was my understanding that the below requirements are the only necessities to make a transfer. This office however has asked that these official rules be followed although in other areas of the world they probably do not enforce them.

Are you sure that you cannot get a written confirmation from Western Union in Lagos? I am sure that this will suffice in processing payment.

Regards,

D ####

Now I gotta whomp up an official looking western union document explaining the rules

Edited November 4, 2015 by Expat1

[TBoneTX 45,156]

This is priceless.

[NigeriaorBust 4,087]

What's at that address?

EFCC offices in Lagos

[Expat1 971]

Attn: D #####

Have you forgotten that we are a financial institution and we have western union in our branch? you are just making unnecessary request to waste our time for nothing so bye.

Regards

Annie Jones

Customer Service

Reply:

I am wondering why if: You are a financial institution you cannot provide the location of the branch where this payment is to be received.

The only one receiving payment is you. This is not a large amount for me. Provide the information or not. Up to you.

Thanks,

D #######

[Jacque67 7,328]

I don't think this will go any further. They know you are playing them.

[Expat1 971]

I don't think this will go any further. They know you are playing them.

Yep

[Expat1 971]

Nod to NorB

Final shot -

Good news your transfer has gone through

Kindly be advised that your transfer of $250 has been processed

You may pick it up at the following address:

No. 15A Awolowo Road

Ikoyi, Lagos

Nigeria

Please let me know when you receive funding as I am very excited to hear all about the experience.

Regards,

D. ######

Close the thread please

Edited November 5, 2015 by Expat1

[TBoneTX 45,156]

Thread closed at OP's request.