Jump to content
Expat1

Email from the Office of the President Nigeria

By Expat1 in Current Events and Hot Social Topics

 Share

44 posts in this topic

Recommended Posts

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,156

Posted
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
 Timeline
Posted

We played her for like two weeks.

Absolutely brilliant.

working from home webcam performance art.

Photos or it didn't happen.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Link to comment
Share on other sites
  • Replies 43
  • Created
  • Last Reply

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Top Posters In This Topic

Popular Days

Popular Posts

Teddy B
Teddy B

Especially the Annie Jones in the Nigerian gov'ts customer service dept. She's top notch!

Teddy B
Teddy B

What's that white stuff on the nose and forehead of the guy in the background?

decocker
decocker

ooo ask him if he can front you 250$ so you can get your global cash card. you can get him right back..soon as those couple millions hit. unassuming annie jones would never lead you astray

Posted Images

Expat1 Experienced

Expat1   971

Posted
Filed: K-3 Visa Country: Indonesia
 Timeline
  • Author
Posted (edited)

yeah, it didn't happen. i'm just saying we all get the emails, wonder how many bite?

We were intently focusing on that home webcam thing. Please stay on topic and tell us more about your service while I wait for my Nigerian payment.

Edited by Expat1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
decocker Grand Master

decocker   7,198

Posted
Filed: Lift. Cond. (pnd) Country: Canada
 Timeline
Posted

We were intently focusing on that home webcam thing. Please stay on topic and tell us more about your service while I wait for my Nigerian payment.

tumblr_m390kbGt8U1qfckzwo1_r1_500.gif

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Expat1 Experienced

Expat1   971

Posted
Filed: K-3 Visa Country: Indonesia
 Timeline
  • Author
Posted

tumblr_m390kbGt8U1qfckzwo1_r1_500.gif

I never really went for that "constipated schoolgirl" image.

It IS the internet though and I'm positive that somebody, somewhere, out there believes that the above is hot.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
decocker Grand Master

decocker   7,198

Posted
Filed: Lift. Cond. (pnd) Country: Canada
 Timeline
Posted

I never really went for that "constipated schoolgirl" image.

It IS the internet though and I'm positive that somebody, somewhere, out there believes that the above is hot.

eyeroll. not the teenaged girl.

What's that white stuff on the nose and forehead of the guy in the background?

good questions as always, teddy. :thumbs:

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Expat1 Experienced

Expat1   971

Posted
Filed: K-3 Visa Country: Indonesia
 Timeline
  • Author
Posted

Attn: D #######

What is needed at this time is your full contact address and contact telephone number so that we will register the ATM Card with the courier company for onward delivery to your doorstep in 48hrs.

Secondly, the $100 delivery fee and $150 insurance fee total $250 should be made available to us as soon as possible so that it will be forwarded the courier company so you are advised to send the $250 to the below name and details using western union or money gram-

Receiver: Mable Ubah
Address: Lagos-Nigeria
MTCN:
Sender's Name:
Sender's Address:
Text Question: In God
Text Answer: We Trust

We look forward to receive the above mentioned details on your next mail to enable us complete the shipment process.

Regards

Regards
Annie Jones
Customer Services

So my reply is this:

Being anxious to get this process started I have contacted Western Union to remit payment. Western Union, due to new anti-trafficking and anti-terrorism laws, has requested that payment be picked up at one of their payment centers in person.

In order to set up the transfer, I must provide Western Union with the name and photo of the person picking up the payment. Also provide the nearest Western Union location of the person picking up the payment. The rule for the photo is that it must be clear, full face and full body with ears uncovered.

Please advise this information so that this payment may be processed.

First game: Back and forth with the quality of the photo

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Expat1 Experienced

Expat1   971

Posted
Filed: K-3 Visa Country: Indonesia
 Timeline
  • Author
Posted

eyeroll. not the teenaged girl.

Playing the webcam pixelated version of "cards against humanity" again over there Val? It is evident that removing the door from one's house certainly invites the odd fetish

Link to comment
Share on other sites
TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,156

Posted
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
 Timeline
Posted

So my reply is this:

[...]

First game: Back and forth with the quality of the photo

Brilliant. This is going to be fun.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Link to comment
Share on other sites
NigeriaorBust Grand Master

NigeriaorBust   4,087

Posted
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Nigeria
 Timeline
Posted (edited)

Tell them you sent the money to 15a Awolowo rd. Ikoyi, Lagos .it should get an amusing response

Edited by NigeriaorBust

This will not be over quickly. You will not enjoy this.

Link to comment
Share on other sites
TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,156

Posted
Filed: Citizen (apr) Country: Ecuador
 Timeline
Posted

What's at that address?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Link to comment
Share on other sites
Expat1 Experienced

Expat1   971

Posted
Filed: K-3 Visa Country: Indonesia
 Timeline
  • Author
Posted (edited)

Hm I'm dealing with someone with a bit of a temper

Attn: D #####

Such request has nothing to do with the sending of western union unless you are not ready to make the payment i guess otherwise, use money gram and lets forge ahead.

Regards

Annie

My reply:

Regretfully I do not have easy access to moneygram although Western Union service is quite nearby.

It is quite possible that Western Union, who is currently holding this money, is only wishing to verify who and where the payment is going.

Upon receipt of the requested they have noted that they will immediately assign MTCN and release the funds. Please provide name, photo, and location of pickup. OR please provide written documentation (from Western Union) that Western Union office in Lagos will waive the requirement and I will bring it to my location and try to use this document to resolve the delay.

Edited by Expat1
Link to comment
Share on other sites
 
Guest
This topic is now closed to further replies.
 Share
Go to topic listing
- Back to Top -

Important Disclaimer: Please read carefully the Visajourney.com Terms of Service. If you do not agree to the Terms of Service you should not access or view any page (including this page) on VisaJourney.com. Answers and comments provided on Visajourney.com Forums are general information, and are not intended to substitute for informed professional medical, psychiatric, psychological, tax, legal, investment, accounting, or other professional advice. Visajourney.com does not endorse, and expressly disclaims liability for any product, manufacturer, distributor, service or service provider mentioned or any opinion expressed in answers or comments. VisaJourney.com does not condone immigration fraud in any way, shape or manner. VisaJourney.com recommends that if any member or user knows directly of someone involved in fraudulent or illegal activity, that they report such activity directly to the Department of Homeland Security, Immigration and Customs Enforcement. You can contact ICE via email at Immigration.Reply@dhs.gov or you can telephone ICE at 1-866-347-2423. All reported threads/posts containing reference to immigration fraud or illegal activities will be removed from this board. If you feel that you have found inappropriate content, please let us know by contacting us here with a url link to that content. Thank you.
×
×
  • Create New...