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MEXICO CITY (Reuters) -

In scenes taken straight out of hit romantic comedy "Mr. and Mrs. Smith," starring Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, Juan Espinosa and Irma Contreras fought until their house blew up in a homemade gasoline bomb explosion, Milenio said.

Police called to the home in the indigenous Mayan Indian town of Oxkutzcab in the southeastern state of Yucatan arrested Espinosa. Contreras was taken to hospital with third-degree burns.

A local police official confirmed the report but declined to provide further information.

In the violence-filled movie about the fictional Smiths, Pitt and Jolie play married assassins ordered to kill each other.

Espinosa told reporters he was glad his wife had suffered burns, while Contreras said she was only sorry she had not "hacked off his manhood" during the fight.

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But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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i think i may have been once married to the lady mentioned in this story... :whistle:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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i think i may have been once married to the lady mentioned in this story... :whistle:
starring ... Angelina Jolie

Dude! What happened?? Besides the whole blood in a bottle around her neck thing...

James & Sara - Aug 12, 05

Humanity... destined to pass the baton shortly.

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almaty   19

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i think i may have been once married to the lady mentioned in this story... :whistle:

starring ... Angelina Jolie

Dude! What happened?? Besides the whole blood in a bottle around her neck thing...

let's just say...that her lips were much thinner then and i use to walk without a limp :yes:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

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my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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i think i may have been once married to the lady mentioned in this story... :whistle:

starring ... Angelina Jolie

Dude! What happened?? Besides the whole blood in a bottle around her neck thing...

let's just say...that her lips were much thinner then and i use to walk without a limp :yes:

"Let's do it doggy-style so we can both watch X-Files"

Yeah, I gotcha :thumbs:

James & Sara - Aug 12, 05

Humanity... destined to pass the baton shortly.

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almaty   19

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i think i may have been once married to the lady mentioned in this story... :whistle:

starring ... Angelina Jolie

Dude! What happened?? Besides the whole blood in a bottle around her neck thing...

let's just say...that her lips were much thinner then and i use to walk without a limp :yes:

"Let's do it doggy-style so we can both watch X-Files"

Yeah, I gotcha :thumbs:

damn straight.... :thumbs:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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i think i may have been once married to the lady mentioned in this story... :whistle:

starring ... Angelina Jolie

Dude! What happened?? Besides the whole blood in a bottle around her neck thing...

let's just say...that her lips were much thinner then and i use to walk without a limp :yes:

"Let's do it doggy-style so we can both watch X-Files"

Yeah, I gotcha :thumbs:

damn straight.... :thumbs:

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:lol::lol::lol:

bro dean... sounds like you got out of there almost intact! hehe...

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i was lucky only got a seizure disorder out of it... :thumbs:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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Sounds like they should be sentenced to stay married to each other forever! That way nobody else has to put up with them :P

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i was lucky only got a seizure disorder out of it... :thumbs:

*cough* rug-burn *cough*

let's be honest now and admit we learned a lesson... shag carpet X-Files is BAD! :yes:

James & Sara - Aug 12, 05

Humanity... destined to pass the baton shortly.

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i was lucky only got a seizure disorder out of it... :thumbs:

*cough* rug-burn *cough*

let's be honest now and admit we learned a lesson... shag carpet X-Files is BAD! :yes:

:blush: well yeah, but at the time you don't give a damn... :lol:

Peace to All creatures great and small............................................

But when we turn to the Hebrew literature, we do not find such jokes about the donkey. Rather the animal is known for its strength and its loyalty to its master (Genesis 49:14; Numbers 22:30).

Peppi_drinking_beer.jpg

my burro, bosco ..enjoying a beer in almaty

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