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Ontarkie
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I'm so happy we brought him home he is acting more like himself. He is moving his legs more and eating better. He is smiling and laughing and playing some.

Ontarkie
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I didn't over eat for a change! We had a nice day and supper. It was gorgeous outside. Sat outside with the kids so they can play. Oh took this picture of them too

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And... this is me, my sister and Bart

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We have a case of missing car keys in the office. The car is out front. If it doesn't get moved, it's gonna get a NYC coupon (a ticket).

Oh that sucks, I guess you need to have a few extra keys.

Wow man. Best of luck to him. He might become the most educated hillbilly in the history of mankind...

Thanks.

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I was Many% done before black friday

Completion percentage precised, D ma'am.

moonshine, beef jerky, camouflage t- shirts, and shotgun ammo can all be purchased at the same bait store....

And exactly WHY should moonshine be purchased when it can be home-brewed, huh man?

When did my kids grow up??? :crying::crying::cry::cry:

It's in their and your job descriptions, sigh D ma'am.

We & Mrs. T-B. were reminiscing about Mini-B. just yesterday, not-as-wee man...

We have a case of missing car keys in the office.

Wouldn't it have been more responsible to reunite keys with owners BEFORE filling a whole case with all those keys, huh man?

Polish work boots are a little different... They're waterproof from the inside out, water can't leak out from them....

Did you hear about the Polish Texas Aggie who put Odor-Eaters in his shoes, walked two blocks, & disappeared, huh man?

A Christmas market in my city

Not much shopping going on there in Warsklavacyzkyxczkolska, oj nie.

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Monday half-report, read half man:

Awoke in urgent need of an immediate, high-priority nap, need zzz man.

Loaded donation linens into T-B.-mobile, as follows, see man:

-- Many (2x2x2x2+2+1) full-sized bath towels, dry man

-- Many (2x2x2x2+[2x2x2+1]) hand-towels, dry man

-- Two warshcloths, matching man

-- Many (2x2x2+2+2+1) pillowcases, some matching man

-- Two Many-piece queen sheet sets, bedclothes man

-- A 2-piece & a Many-piece twin sheet set, smaller bedclothes man

All neatly crammed inside Many (2+1) huge black plastic bags, conveyances man.

Favorite resale shop says that towels "fly out" of the place, bargain prices vs. stores man.

Next, we shall donate Mrs. T-B. and replace her with Many (2+2+2) rubias, whee man.

However, we are not sure whether the rubias can cook, so table previous idea man.

Excellent inbound commute, dodgeable turtles no tickets man.

Ate first of our Many (2+1) initial-workweek lunches, ingest man.

Even readier for nap, need even more zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with refulgent +1 inventories!

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09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

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Completion percentage precised, D ma'am.

And exactly WHY should moonshine be purchased when it can be home-brewed, huh man?

It's in their and your job descriptions, sigh D ma'am.

We & Mrs. T-B. were reminiscing about Mini-B. just yesterday, not-as-wee man...

Wouldn't it have been more responsible to reunite keys with owners BEFORE filling a whole case with all those keys, huh man?

Did you hear about the Polish Texas Aggie who put Odor-Eaters in his shoes, walked two blocks, & disappeared, huh man?

Not much shopping going on there in Warsklavacyzkyxczkolska, oj nie.

Because it's all fun and games until you get alcohol poisoning, that's why, ya freak.....

http://news.yahoo.com/cambodian-tainted-rice-wine-kills-19-leaves-172-114604705.html;_ylt=AwrC1jEDEG9W.VIAmJuZmolQ;_ylu=X3oDMTByNXM5bzY5BGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMzBHZ0aWQDBHNlYwNzcg--

And, how dare you make fun of Poles!

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Oooh Asia that's nice.....

What kinda street food are available?

Hmmm...

You can get different kinds of grilled (SURPRISE!) kiełbasa ;)

You can get some grilled meat, Dutch fries, Spanish churros, Hungarian circular sweet bread, some fruits in chocolate, gingerbreads :)

And you can drink mulled wine :)

And apart from eating you can purchase some hand made things (jewelery, Christmas decorations, candles, etc.) :)

Ontarkie Grand Master

Ontarkie   14,449

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I took a nap :P

A Christmas market in my city :)

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Very pretty!

Hmmm...

You can get different kinds of grilled (SURPRISE!) kiełbasa ;)

You can get some grilled meat, Dutch fries, Spanish churros, Hungarian circular sweet bread, some fruits in chocolate, gingerbreads :)

And you can drink mulled wine :)

And apart from eating you can purchase some hand made things (jewelery, Christmas decorations, candles, etc.) :)

Oh sounds good and fun!

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

Ontarkie Grand Master

Ontarkie   14,449

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Bah he's at work and took leftovers for lunch!

Man I've been cleaning out my instagram for 3 days now and I'm still not done!! I think I need another nap.

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

 
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