A Midsummer Night's Rant

[TBoneTX 45,873]

1. why does EVERY china person must scream at the top of their lungs when they talk?

2. I finally snapped and asked her to please quiet down!

1. Neighbors two casas down also routinely do, usually after bar-closing time, egad man.

2. You're now sentenced to purgatory for finally wearing some pants in this family, go south man.

1. So you do have a limit! Good to know

2. I'm making french dip

1. Good that we were all sitting down when he stood up to a female in his casa, gee man.

2. In what are you dipping the French, huh D ma'am -- and is there an international uproar?

The more it costs, the better it must be.....

This is the complete converse of reality, good grief man!

Crab is just fine on it's own

But would it serve itself on its own, huh Niki-B. ma'am?

"Waiter! Do you serve crabs here?"

"Only if they self-cook and plate themselves, sir."

And, what did Tarklar doo in a former life to be tormented with a face like his?

We don't know, but several more knockout rubias hit on us today, new applicants man.

I saw lobster

In our old casa, we looked at our walkway one eve and thought that we saw a lobster, see man. We called Mrs. T-B., who confirmed that it was a langosta, she see man. Because it was garbage day, we concluded that it had fallen out of someone's trash, abandonment man. Amidst this scrutiny, the lobster wobbled down the walkway and driveway until it disappeared, bye man.

Edited December 13, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,873]

Saturday & ES reports, see man:

Overslept, must've needed zzz man.

Warm enough to go outside in short pants, Many degrees F. man.

(= Texas Many, Nueva York zero man.)

Both GSs a joke, forget them man.

Both ESs fruitful, whee man.

The take, see man:

-- Many (2+2) matching pillowcases; full box vinyl gloves; office scissors; manual can-opener;

Many legal-sized manila file-folders; Many clasp envelopes (size, Many" x Many");

receipt folder = $Many ($2x2x2+2+1+tax), deal man

-- pillowcase; 2 "monster" action figures for Mini-B. = $Many ($2+2+1), OK man

Total = $Many, OK man

We arrived at casa amidst threatening rain, timing is everything man.

Hastily raked/blew oak leaves off driveway/walkway, neighbor's tree man.

Two minutes afterwards, skies opened, deluge man.

For lunch, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served second half of Aldi pizza, ingest man.

Napped like a dead thing for Many hours, needed & unprecedented zzz man.

Awoke to find Mini-B.'s favorite colleague visiting, playful wee men.

Reorganized linen closet, overstuffed man.

Culled approximately Many bedsheet sets, twin & queen, sadly man.

Culled approximately Many hand-towels, inventory pending man.

Culled approximately Many bath-towels, inventory pending man.

Culled approximately Many warshcloths, probably 2+2+2 man.

Reorg'ed all surviving inventory into areas & shelves, possible now man.

Proud of self, glee man.

Will audition a few remaining bath-towels to see if they merit keeping, unbridled power man.

For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served beef strips & pasta in a soup, ingest man.

Deluging outside off & on, rain or no rain man.

Supposed to be a bit colder on Sunday, mid-December man.

Our snowflakes are greenish-brown and the size of tree leaves, bigger in Texas man.

Have played Wrappers with cat twice, someone lobbying for Many'th time miu man.

Warshed/baked/folded kitchen rags et al., mandatory Saturday man.

Dished/must de-dish the warsher, mandatory Saturday man.

Then cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with dormant +1 inventories!*

*do NOT give us Many (2x2x2+2+1) more, no man

Edited December 13, 2015 by TBoneTX

[NikLR 13,231]

LOL lobster walked down the road.

[TBoneTX 45,873]

LOL lobster walked down the road.

It's true, Niki-B. and what are you still doing up ma'am.

Where's our non-+1, huh Niki-B. ma'am? (Oh, uh... si man...)

[SAT 9,609]

It was a scorpion you dope....

[SAT 9,609]

1. Good that we were all sitting down when he stood up to a female in his casa, gee man.

This, coming from the guy wearing an apron washing dishes and mopping the floors....

[SAT 9,609]

Niki I need a new pair of work boots...

[Asia 2,498]

We had a beautiful sunny day yesterday at my parents'

[SAT 9,609]

The sun is bigger in Poland than the United States....

[NikLR 13,231]

Niki I need a new pair of work boots...

go buy some.

[SAT 9,609]

.....

Stretch, I need some new work boots...

[Ontarkie 14,383]

What size we had a few pairs here

[SAT 9,609]

Used? Man what I look like? Tark?

[NikLR 13,231]

Do you REALLY want us to answer that question?

[SAT 9,609]

I want you too answer "no, heavens forbid"...