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Ontarkie
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I'm so happy we brought him home he is acting more like himself. He is moving his legs more and eating better. He is smiling and laughing and playing some.

Ontarkie
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I didn't over eat for a change! We had a nice day and supper. It was gorgeous outside. Sat outside with the kids so they can play. Oh took this picture of them too

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And... this is me, my sister and Bart

SAT Grand Master

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Just got back from dentist. Older daughter had to get her teeth cleaned. Next month she gets 4 wisdom teeth pulled!

Just read through the stuff while I was gone and you guys are cracking me up!

Steve go fishing and pick the stuff up on the way home when you're done!

I destroyed Tark :)

Man I can't go shopping after fishing, I'll smell like fish! (Niki digs that....)

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I destroyed Tark :)

Man I can't go shopping after fishing, I'll smell like fish! (Niki digs that....)

you have a shower on that boat!

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:huh2:

:joy:

:devil:

:clock:

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
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Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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Stuffed now....I was hungry...

So, I went to work, dealt with .

Went fishing.

Went shopping.

Man I had a busy day...

Maybe I shouldn't have gone fishing.

But the bay is loaded with fish man.

I can't let them migrate without eating them.

I mean, that's why God put fish on the planet right?

So we could eat them?

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No leave the clown fish alone!

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Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
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Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

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SAT Grand Master

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ok, here's a legit rant.....

Is this woman kidding me?

my neighbor.

She has to go to landlord tenant court tomorrow morning, to answer to eviction notice.

She is NOW texting me like ###### crazy in a panic.

Are you ###### kidding me?

10:30 the eve of your court date, you text me to ask me what you should do?

I didn't know that I look like a miracle worker.....


I told her from weeks ago what to do.....

And I guess she didn't do any of it.

Now she expects me to help?

Now I'm convinced that she's out of her mind.....

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It's been a year since her husband lost the business.

She spent all the money on all kinds of nonsense.

He's up to his nose in debt, to the wrong people.

I point then into the direction of social welfare, I get ignored.

She buys a new car.

He ignores the utility bills and rent.

And now, he's the named respondent. And he's not going to court tomorrow.

Who gets called in the middle of the night?

Yours truly.

Man, there I was, having a great day, destroying Tark, fish, etc...

And now, this.

I was going to go hunting tomorrow...

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<gloating>

I win...

Yer soundin' like MIni-Bone here, wee man.

I win....

Na...Na na...Na...Na....

:P

Yer soundin' like Mini-Bone here, wee man.

Tbone. Never moving to Texas. Sorry.

Then the least that you can do is to order a pre-owned toilet seat, Niki-B. ma'am.

Pita tiff....

I tell her I'm going fishing and she text me a list for BJ's....

(The boat is by BJ's)

What the hay man...can't a man fish in peace?

You married it, ring-in-nose man.

Because it's Christmas time :)

It's June in Poland, oj huh?

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

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12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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1. Stuffed now....I was hungry...

2. I mean, that's why God put fish on the planet right? So we could eat them?

1. And full of it, sigh man.

2. "If God didn't intend for us to eat animals, why are they made of meat, huh man?"

Who gets called in the middle of the night? Yours truly.

Man, there I was, having a great day, destroying Tark, fish, etc... And now, this.

Chickens. Home. Roost. Ha man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Thursday report, missed them man?

Awoke able to move after having nuked back with Heap Strong medicine, mobility man.

Irritatingly over-turtled inbound commute, but no tickets man.

Furious -- nay man, furious nonstop -- sales of pre-owned toilet seats, $$$$i man.

Marginally acceptable casa-ward commute, dodge turtles man.

Tipped in advance of Mrs. T-B.'s/Mini-B.'s absences, just us and cat man.

Gave cat daily offering of disgusting wet glop, ingest miu man.

Decided to leaf-blow driveway, neighbor's tree cut loose man.

While blow-leafing, saw piles in yard, none of them ours man.

Decided to rake, leaf us alone man.

Filled Many-gallon trash bin with not-our-leaves, industrious man.

Curbsided can with leavings (!), Friday pickup man.

Insided ourself and de-sweated, Many degrees F. here man.

Just recovered when Mrs. T-B. & Mini-B. arrived, good moods she & wee man.

Had gone to Chick-fil-A to meet little colleague, other wee man.

Much fun till some kid barfed in play-area, upchuck man.

Everyone then decided to leave, wonder why man.

Wonderful nap with cat, we and miu zzz man.

Watched late TV news, party-animal man.

Mrs. T-B. informed us of vapors remaining in Mrs.-T-B.-mobile gas tank, ADD she man.

We specially trip for filling, still had half of half a gallon left man.

Cat soon to bring wrapper to our feet, play Wrappers miu man.

Shall anticipate this by off-logging and going downstairs, we outwit miu man.

Then cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- & other babes with Christmas cards & +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

 
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