A Midsummer Night's Rant

[Ontarkie 14,383]

Wow that poor girl. I can't even imagine the trauma that child is going through right now. Mom should of had her act together and got sole custody when the father didn't want anything to do with her.

Wow you're right not one website I've been on mentioned anything about today!

[NikLR 13,231]

Get with the times lady. People don't want tubs.

But you can put a tub on the other side of the bathroom.

Speaking of lady, we haven't heard from Tark.

Maybe he went for acupuncture, and the Fook stabbed him in the brain nerve by accident....now he's paralyzed from the neck up...

Well people normally want A tub if they have small kids. Since this house is like a block from an elementary school. But we want two showers. A double upstairs and a larger single down. It's only a 2bedroom house. Im also removing the walk in closet that we dont need. Edited December 7, 2015 by NLR

[SAT 9,609]

That's a lotta work. You better start learning to do all this before you have to drop 30 grand....

"Drop 30 grand" Tark is having a seizure....

[Ontarkie 14,383]

Bathrooms are one of the most expensive things to renovate.

I'd keep the tub, but then again you said it's just a two bedroom and one is upstairs and one down? The tub should be in the area where kids would be using it. I can't see myself wanting a house where the tub is in a out of the way bathroom. It needs to be convenient.

I want to rearrange the main bath to have a shower and keep the tub. If we change things around I can fit both in there. It won't be a huge shower but it will be a big tub, the kind with jets and such

[SAT 9,609]

I have a jac, but it sees use maybe once or twice a year, by the kid, not me or tiff lol.

I do have a pic of tiff in the tub before we were married

Speaking of jacs, where's Frenchy.....

[NikLR 13,231]

Its two bedrooms up. The upstairs bathroom is tiny. I'd like double sinks. I think it would be cheaper to put in the shower vs a bigger or better tub. The old one would have to go.

[SAT 9,609]

Showers, if built right, are not cheap. In fact, they cost much more than a tub. There's much more than meets the eye. You guys have seen pics of my bath, but what you can't see is the underlying materials throughout.

For the shower, concrete backer boards, lead, pvc, or fiberglass lining under the tile work. Glass work is expensive. Faucets can be very expensive.

In other areas, fixtures are expensive. Glass vanity. The other faucets. And Tarks favorite, the toilet bowl. Tile work. Heated floors etc...

The picture you showed us, you can do that for 4000, and you can do that for 20,000. Depends on what you put in there. Just the glass doors for that shower cost 1500 installed. The faucets probably 1000. And you won't use a hundred dollar sink for that bathroom, nor a hundred dollar toilet bowl (unless you're Tark)...

[SAT 9,609]

Falling asleep now after eating a giant burrito.....

[TBoneTX 45,872]

so my last paycheck was about 1/2 what it normally is. Tomorrow I get to go into work and figure out WHY.

Incidentally, we have recently arranged the purchase of pre-owned toilet seats via convenient payroll-deduction, whee ma'am.

Self righteous know it alls that AOS.

Anodal Opening Sound, huh Nola-B. ma'am?

So, this Chinaman yesterday have me this giant piece of jade...

Can't figure out what to do with it...

Send it to us, for fine crafting into your very own pre-owned toilet seat made of jade, at a bargain price, si man.

[TBoneTX 45,872]

Put in a new regulator today which brought the pressure down from Many to Many.

I'd like to have a shower bigger than a Many" square.

Pressure and dimensions precised, Niki-B. ma'am.

It's probably just missing from the Ming dynasty museum in China or some ######...

Curses removed from raw POTS material at only a slight extra charge, deal man...

eh!

English-only, D ma'am! Reported!!!

Rich Chinamen are typically vain...

Sorta like Tarklar.

We are neither typical nor Chinese, man.

[TBoneTX 45,872]

Post containing link to non-family-friendly image removed, Mod hat on & off man.

Maybe he went for acupuncture, and the Fook stabbed him in the brain nerve by accident....now he's paralyzed from the neck up...

The acupuncture needle is now far more intelligent than it was, stick it to us man.

it's December Many'th!

Date precised, bomb-out man. 'Tis also anniversary of Mrs. T-B.'s (and our) wedding party, dress up like penguin man.

There's this guy that works here, he's a mess....
His hand writing is so bad.....
Well, he left me a hand written note, and I have no idea what it says....

He's a medical doctor, man.

That's a lotta work. You better start learning to do all this before you have to drop Many Many....
"Drop Many Many" Tark is having a seizure....

Only seizuring at the violation of P-math, man.

I want to rearrange the main bath to have a shower and keep the tub. If we change things around I can fit both in there. It won't be a huge shower but it will be a big tub, the kind with jets and such

This all presumes that people bathe in Arkansas, D ma'am...

[TBoneTX 45,872]

Thrilling, Belated Sunday Report, see belatedly man:

Courtesy of Heap Strong medicine, slept Many hours rather than the usual Many, zzz man.

Awoke at Many a.m., late man.

Mrs. T-B. promptly announces intent to go to gym for "just one hour," workout she man.

We knew that this was a statement of Ecu time, sigh man.

Tried to read newspaper, watch football, wake up, and pay attention to Mini-B., wee man.

Mrs. T-B. returns at 2 p.m. and announces preparation of lunch, delays man.

At Many p.m., lunch served, already starved to death man.

Tiff Mrs. T-B. served boiled macaroni with beef chunks & Navy beans, ingest man.

Began Laundry Load #1, hours behind schedule man.

Doughtily wielded hedge-trimmer during yardwork, job of husband man.

Raked clippings onto front lawn & mow front lawn, save time man.

Finally take Sunday shower, conserve water man.

Bake LL #1; warsh LL #2; fire up iron & board, unpaid Thread Laundress report man.

Complete LL #2 & ironing; warsh LL #3, plow through man.

Play superhero Lego Many-wheeler swordfight Army truck Ninja turtles with Mini-B., wee man.

Complete LL #3; warsh LL #4, intense man.

Make first Many lunches for week, job of husband man.

Pick shirts/ties for week, mandatory Sundays man.

Dish the warsher, Mrs. T-B. prolific in make-messing she man.

No nap, grrr man.

Watch late TV news & football shows, Sunday nights man.

Finally prepare to log on to VJ, delayed relaxation man.

Find Many (2+2+2) e-mails from Mrs. T-B., she man.

Mrs. T-B. wants us to edit stuff for her translation class, for she & amiga she & she man.

We are up till nearly Many a.m. doing same, man.

Cat sequentially drops multiple wrappers at our feet, neglected miu man.

No VJ for us on Sunday, no man.

Cat-no-wrappers prep zzz man.

No mornin'-Commie-babe wishes, wished belatedly regardless man.

[SAT 9,609]

Post containing link to non-family-friendly image removed, Mod hat on & off man.

Company man!....

[TBoneTX 45,872]

Bonus paid by company, $i man.

you can do that for Many, and you can do that for Many. Just the glass doors for that shower cost Many installed. The faucets probably Many. And you won't use a Many-dollar sink for that bathroom, nor a Many-dollar toilet bowl (unless you're Tark)...

Bathroom prices precised, man.

Remember that we procured a beautiful kitchen faucet for $Many ($2x2x2+2), ha man.

Do not forget to quote prices for the finest pre-owned toilet seats available to mankind, no man.

Falling asleep now after eating a giant burrito.....

Did gaseous emissions awaken you, huh man?

[SAT 9,609]

You don't have a nice kitchen faucet....tarklehead...