A Midsummer Night's Rant

[SAT 9,609]

Fat guys been gone a couple of weeks.

I enjoy watching his protégés go "boss shopping"

[Ontarkie 14,218]

Of any of it - between tax increases, gas, clothes, and losing insurance for the kids and having to buy it on the private market with big deductibles.

Nope, we wouldn't be any better off until the Dane is done with his training and I can earn a higher wage.

Sorry the PT part wasn't supposed to merge into the same post. That was about the little Jedi throwing his poptart around and I was saying it was Physical therapy

And, I thought you said you don't eat veggies!

There is a few I eat but not many.

Yeah right, she just shook me down for 2 hunnit bucks this morning....

Have Tarklar get it for you in Mexico....

Then send hillbilly down to Texaco to get it...

Lol I found a coupon for it. Yes a coupon took this medicine from $320 to $65.31

[SAT 9,609]

Wow man...

If you give that coupon to Tark, he'd buy the medicine and eat it just because he got like 70% off....

[NikLR 13,227]

Lol yer so mean.

[SAT 9,609]

Reflex

[Ontarkie 14,218]

My head is killing me

[SAT 9,609]

Dam that hillbilly! Can't afford Tylenol for his wife.......

[TBoneTX 45,260]

I have poptarts flying through my play room atm

That is PT right??

PopTart = PT, right D ma'am.

Making cabbage rolls the house is going to stink like cabbage, but they sure taste good!

Where were you when Steveklar was single, huh D ma'am?

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Her pills are over Many a month [...] I can get it at walmart with this coupon for less then Many.

Less than $Many = better than over $Many, oj tak.

Just do what tiff does, go sell direct sales and be rich forever!

Pre-owned toilet $eat$, whee man.

1. she just shook me down for 2 Many bucks this morning....

2. Have Tarklar get it for you in Mexico....

Many. Then send hillbilly down to Texaco to get it...

1. If she's charging you $Too Many, give her less, man.

2. For a small trip-charge, always possible, eager to please man.

Many. For a small convenience-fee, possible to provide to Hillbillies, si man.

Yes a coupon took this medicine from $Many to $Many.Many

Depending on the precise values of $Many, whee D ma'am!

If you give that coupon to Tark, he'd buy the medicine and eat it just because he got like Many% off....

Never underestimate us, no man.

My head is killing me

Amputate it, perfect cure D ma'am?

[SAT 9,609]

Ok Tark is here, time to go to sleep...

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Special Wednesday Mrs.-T-B.-Less Report, see man:

Mrs. T-B. & we dropped Mini-B. at preskool, we drop wee man.

We then dropped Mrs. T-B. at airport, nonstop to Nueva York she man.

Flight only a few minutes late departing/arriving, all well man.

We had seemingly ample time to retrieve Mini-B. at his half-day skool, prediction man.

We therefore hit Costco, not mobbed at mid-morn man.

We got $Many's worth of stuff, all on sale whee man.

However, we got stuck behind probable exile from Fujian province, egad man.

His Costco card expired, man.

Canceled transaction took forever, grrr man.

We got our stuff to casa and had to race to skool, just made it man.

Mini-B. stayed to play for nearly an hour, ferocious activity man.

We then went to Burger King, late lunch man.

Many (2+2+2+1) hamburgers + French fries/ketchup met their doom, ingest man.

Mini-B. then wanted to ride Metro trains, accepting earlier offer man.

Mini-B. fighting sleep during long car trip there, exhausted wee man.

Finally arrived and found parking, made it man.

Mini-B. sleepily stated, "Maybe tomorrow, Daddy," tired wee man.

We returned to casa, road trip man.

Mini-B. perked up toward end of return trip, no nap man.

Mini-B. got on little tablet computer, favorite non-play activity wee man.

We got on computer to check e-mail, etc., decompress man.

Mrs. T-B. calls from Nueva York in panic, she man.

She'd forgotten documentation of single-to-married name, ADD she man.

We tore up casa, seeking marriage certificate* or expired Ecu passport, fruitless man.

We finally found old USCIS papers with fotocopy of latter, adequate man.

Neighbor amiga down street sent daughter to fotograph/e-mail it, good she man.

Mrs. T-B. satisfied, end of crisis man.

We were totally exhausted, egad man.

*never found, so we must be single, call the rubias pronto man

Mini-B. declined offer to watch computer upstairs, no wee man.

We announced an intended nap upstairs, cooperation crucial man.

Hourlong nap interrupted toward end by doorbell, UPS man.

Delivery of Many-roll case of Boardwalk Deluxe Toilet Tissue, Nola-B. take note ma'am.

Delivery of Many-roll case of Boardwalk "2-ply roll towels, white," simultaneously man.

Very pleased with free-shipping performance of new company, glee man.

For dinner, Tiff we served chicken nuggets, Navy beans, Breyer's ice cream, & Skittles, ingest man.

For next hour, built Lego-mobiles and crashed them into each other, we vs. wee man.

Read two books, we and wee man.

Briefly composed words out of wooden alphabet blocks, cat dog viper man.

Bathed/shampooed strongly objecting Mini-B., exhausted wee man.

(Forgot to brush Mini-B.'s teeth, don't tell Mrs. T-B. no she man.)

Somehow got Mini-B. in his bed, never easy man.

Laid down with him while he decompressed, mentally active exhausted wee man.

Got him to sleep after approx. Many (2x2x2x2) minutes, pretty good man.

Has open invitation to sleep in big bed later, if wakes up man.

Cat is sleeping with her little brother, protective miu man.

Mrs. T-B. called several times to inquire about return flight, major ADD she man.

We e-mailed it to her, acknowledged by she man.

Mrs. T-B. then e-mails again to inquire about return flight, ADD she man.

We double-check to see that we have the rubias on speed-dial, sigh man.

Our back is still barking at us, probable pinched nerve man.

However, overall a successful day, one more to go man.

Ok Tark is here, time to go to sleep...

And miss the above Special Wednesday Mrs.-T-B.-Less Report, See Man, huh man?!

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Without snoring to drown things out around this here casa, we have been hearing various creaks, etc. that are unrelated to the heat going on or off.

Perhaps we have poultryguests, huh man?

[TBoneTX 45,260]

Some of the creaks were because of Mini-B.'s awakening, up wee man.

He'd dropped a Ninja Turtle and someone else off the bed, crisis man.

He also wanted a lamp turned on in his room, nightlight insufficient man.

He was awfully wide awake, egad man.

We hope that he will return to zzz promptly, zzz wee man.

[TBoneTX 45,260]

He awoke again, no zzz wee man. Might be a long night and cranky Thursday, egad man...

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Mornin', Commie- and other babes with or without sleepless offspring!

[Ontarkie 14,218]

Oh no sorry about the wake ups. Hopefully he got some sleep and won't be too bad.