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SAT Grand Master

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"The island is not connected historically to the Pacific nation of New Zealand, which is named after the Dutch province of Zeeland," read your own citation :bonk: man.

You ungrateful jive dumbass turkey, you asked for"old Zealand", I showed you old Zealand!

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I'm so happy we brought him home he is acting more like himself. He is moving his legs more and eating better. He is smiling and laughing and playing some.

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I didn't over eat for a change! We had a nice day and supper. It was gorgeous outside. Sat outside with the kids so they can play. Oh took this picture of them too

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And... this is me, my sister and Bart

Darnell Grand Master

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Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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I'm disappointed in someone. Very much so.

Me too!

You ungrateful jive dumbass turkey, you asked for"old Zealand", I showed you old Zealand!

Relax a bit, aye? Tark doesna use a kindle and it shows.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
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I promise I'll do better next time dear....

Strangely it wasn't you! LOL

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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Man my neighbor upstate won't stop yapping...he's like grandpa Simpson I tell ya.

I just wanna go get washed up and eat, he wants to tell stories all day long.

Did I tell you guys he's a retired jewelry maker for Tiffany& co. ? Made jewelry for royalty. I took him out for dinner last night, he brought some stuff that he carved out of wood, absolutely incredible.

He's gonna make something for tiff. And I said, "why?" Lol

And my neighbor in Brooklyn won't stoop calling me to cry about her life....<sigh>

Can't a man be left alone to be with nature?

Strangely it wasn't you! LOL

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On the contrary, even the office knows not to bother me.

I have my phone on silent in the woods, not even on vibrate.

I saw a while heard this evening on the hill across the road.

No shot....

And almost ran over a beautiful buck.

Speaking of beautiful.....where's......everybody except Tarklar.....

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It probably came from the dry air plus hand warmers inside my gloves.

I musta went through about a dozen hand warmers. Stuffed them in my pockets, and face mask, etc...there a couple of pics in the bucket.

I even, for the first time ever, used foot warmers.

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Hey you guys ever get dried cracked skin at the corner of your thumb nail? Hurts like a....very much....

Killin' me man...

The vj-approved fix is jergens lotion. Try some, when able.

Sometimes my language usage seems confusing - please feel free to 'read it twice', just in case !
Ya know, you can find the answer to your question with the advanced search tool, when using a PC? Ditch the handphone, come back later on a PC, and try again.

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Hey you guys ever get dried cracked skin at the corner of your thumb nail? Hurts like a....very much....

Killin' me man...

Yes.. they hurt..

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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I'm disappointed in someone. Very much so.

Sorry, Niki-B.

If it isn't any of us, spit it out ("oot" if in Canadia), si ma'am.

you asked for"old Zealand", I showed you old Zealand!

In your misguided zeal and haste, you got the wrong Zealand, :bonk: man.

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