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Ontarkie
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I'm so happy we brought him home he is acting more like himself. He is moving his legs more and eating better. He is smiling and laughing and playing some.

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I didn't over eat for a change! We had a nice day and supper. It was gorgeous outside. Sat outside with the kids so they can play. Oh took this picture of them too

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And... this is me, my sister and Bart

TBoneTX Grand Master

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An inmate of a mental asylum sat holding a fishing pole with the line dangling in a flowerbed.

"What are you fishing for, my man?" asked a visitor.

"Suckers," replied the fisherman, without looking up.

"Catch any yet?" continued the visitor.

"You're the Many'th today," responded the inmate calmly.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

TBoneTX   45,863

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Cold has morphed into full bronchitis, hack man.

Must look for still more Heap Strong medicine, sigh man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent babes of all stripes with dormant +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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An inmate of a mental asylum sat holding a fishing pole with the line dangling in a flowerbed.

"What are you fishing for, my man?" asked a visitor.

"Suckers," replied the fisherman, without looking up.

"Catch any yet?" continued the visitor.

"You're the Many'th today," responded the inmate calmly.

This joke crawled out of a 100 mile long boring forest....

Oo!

Niki want?

Ontarkie Grand Master

Ontarkie   14,378

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With everything going on here now I'm getting sick again :crying::diablo::angry:

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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ok story time......

Tiff's thuggy friend? the one whose BIL dropped dead in the casino?

Who promptly spent all the money?

Paid off the $ 65k suburban?

And spent all summer in Malaysia?

and traveling all over Asia?

Yeah, that one lol

He husband gets into a collision. T-Boned (Tarklared) at an intersection by a lady running a red light. Heavy damage.

Of course, what do they do? They call Tiff, who calls me.....

I get a hold of the Police Accident Report (PAR for short).....

It reads that driver 2(the lady) couldn't see because of the sun, and the preliminary investigation shows that the cause was reason 7 by driver 2. (The lady failed to yield right of way).

Great, no problem, right?

Wrong!

The lady insurance expired, she has no insurance.

No problem right, go through your own insurance. Wrong!

The re-tard didn't buy full coverage insurance on a 2014 Suburban.....

Really? I have full coverage on my 2003 Yukon.....

He said, it was because full coverage was gonna cost him 14,000 dollars.

I said, Well you must drive like a schmuck....

Now in NYC, Brooklyn, insurance is very expensive, but not 14k expensive.....

So they asked me, what do we do?

I said, you sue, good luck lol. Even if you win, she's not going to have money to pay you.....

SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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Ghetto-fabulous.....

<sigh> what happened to Chinese people being model-minorities?


Speaking of Ghettos

where's Tark......


Hey you guys be careful out there, it's Friday, the 13th.

Speaking of bad luck, where's.....Tark......


My best guy at work, his dad passed on last night.....

SAT Grand Master

SAT   9,609

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Here, Tiff's thuggy friend bought me a VC sandwich......

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And Tiff has 2 friends flying to Florida today, in 40mph winds on Friday the 13th....


Me, I'm gonna take it easy.

I have to put together a new ATV cart, it came in a small box in a thousand pieces.....

And lemme see what I can dig out for Niki the fisherman.....

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