A Midsummer Night's Rant

[SAT 9,609]

I'm (we're) keeping vigil for him.

[TBoneTX 45,852]

1. When is your wife getting here?

2. Do you want me to show her how a not-cheap American lives?

Many. Take her to a dinner and show?

Many. You know, the ###### that you won't pay for?

1. Unsure yet, Many'rd-world university efficiency man.

2. What, Nueva York has better resale shops, we think not man?

Many. ADD aside, she will be focused on skool and on yakking with her amigas, si man.

Many. Give her $Many as she gets back on the return plane man.

And then she'd be like, "ah ######, where was Steve when I was single" (with a Spanish accent)

Ecu accents are not Spanish, man.

Take her, which will free me up for the rubias, 2+2+2 of them man.

Scratch that, sigh man -- Mini-B. will be inconsolable, attached wee-to-she man.

1. original Many dollar toll, now Many with interest!

2. Hey but at least the exchange rate is good.....

1. Toll amount corrected, man.

2. Yeah, from $Many down to $Many, deflation man. Violate enough of their policies and you'll eventually get rich, do it man.

Two more test done. Xray on hip and leg. ultrsound on hips. Still waiting on getting his eyes checked. We will be here at least one more night but most likely two.

Poor wee man. Praying, si D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,852]

POTS quota achieved, somehow man.

Dry, and almost tolerable, casa-ward commute, somehow man.

Mini-B. given flu-shot today and was not happy camper, no wee man.

Was limping around melodramatically, chip off old block wee man.

Tiff Mrs. T-B. cooked chicken in spaghetti with vegetable medley, ingest man.

Wonderful nap, without cat, we zzz upstairs miu zzz downstairs man.

Back feeling surprisingly unpainful, weird man.

Cat dropped two wrappers at our feet and then sucked up, expectant miu man.

We accommodated cat for Many (2x2x2x2+2+2) minutes, lively game man.

Cat later dropped one of said wrappers at our feet, repeat man.

However, she fell asleep next to our chair, continguous miu zzz man.

We probably cannot arise without running over her tail, forbidden man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories.

Thoughts & prayers to D. & wee man, si D ma'am.

Edited October 23, 2015 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

For 10 years I come to this restaurant. And still no one can get my coffee right....

[TBoneTX 45,852]

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud!"

"It should, sir; it was ground this morning."

[SAT 9,609]

I swear out of 30000 of your posts, 15000 was this stupid joke!

Go google some jokes and change your line up!

Before I thread ban your stupid ###!

[TBoneTX 45,852]

1. I swear out of Many,000 of your posts, Many,000 was this stupid joke!

2. Before I thread ban your stupid ###!

1. Number of jokes precised, although estimate is way off, si and sigh man.

2. We were baited into the joke, monkey on proper backs man.

[TBoneTX 45,852]

No Heap Strong back-medicine last night, take chance man.

Awoke almost able to move, ecstatic man.

Detoured to inbound GS, but found nothing, si but no see man.

A very few GSs itineraried for Saturday, folks hesitant because of forecast rain man.

Awaiting report from Ontarklar, re D ma'am wee man.

End-of-week POTS sales brisk, $i man.

Returning to same, whee man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

[SAT 9,609]

Freakazoid...

[Ontarkie 14,378]

Mri canceled he got weaker so they figured no point risking sadation and going to the nicu. He start treatment for guillian barre syndrome as soon as the pharmacy sends it. We will be here most likely sunday

[Ontarkie 14,378]

Tbone if you can update the mods for me that would be awesome. I hate typing on the nook.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm gonna send the boy a NY Mets Jersey. It's what winners wear!

The back looks like this

[TBoneTX 45,852]

Tbone if you can update the mods for me that would be awesome. I hate typing on the nook.

Done, D ma'am. Sympathies, prayers...

The back looks like this

The back of the defective printed lot looks like that, man. The authentic joisey says "Texas Many, Nueva York zero" on back, see man.

And no one (but us) has yet pointed out that the manager of the Mets warshed out completely as manager of the Astros, no and ha man. He had to go to a Many'rd-World city to succeed at his own level, ha man.

[TBoneTX 45,852]

The cat, per the routine that she understands, has dropped a wrapper (Arby's) at our feet and wants Daddy to play, howdidwegetonthisschedule man.

We're to get the remnants of that Mexican hurricane (Category Many) sometime Sat. afternoon or eve, drenching man.

[TBoneTX 45,852]

Mrs. T-B.'s whistle-stop trip to Nueva York will be in early December, she man.

Were it not for the consequent 'round-the-clock need to parent the frantic-to-be Mini-B., we would immediately invite over all the rubias, she she she she she she man.