A Midsummer Night's Rant

[SAT 9,609]

I hate pits.....

anyway, back to socialite, and there's a pit in this story.....

I last left off with the socialite calling me for help when her daughter was sick.

Well, she's in rehab now.

I did some digging around.....

[NikLR 13,232]

The mom or the daughter is?

[SAT 9,609]

And the real story is far different than what socialite has told me.

1- 15 years ago, socialite was working as a waitress in the biggest Chinese restaurant in Manhattan, in fact, in NY.

2- one night, she banged one of the bosses and got knocked up.

3- The boss was married, and wanted nothing to do with her, or the child.

4- Socialite uses the child as leverage. Never living with the child.

5- a full time nanny was hired by the man, and a small apt was rented in Brooklyn to raise her.

6- Socialite never lives with the child, and met my friend the architect.

7- architect is married, and doesn't want anything to do with the child.

8- Socialite is busy shopping, gambling, socializing to give a ####### about her daughter.

9- socialite can be considered a hore.

10- (I'm not making this up)

11- The child grows up as a truant, a juvenile delinquent, and a drug addict with a perp (not Prep) BF at age 13.

11a- This kid might as well be an orphan.

12- Mommy buys her a shih tsu pup.

13- BF brings his pit to stay with her (Of course he has a pit)

14- When kid goes to hospital, socialite asks me to dispose of the pit.

15- I task cousin Ken with this, and Ken & his GF/ Ex-GF don't wanna have the dog put down.

16- So they have this dog in their apt.

17- Kens parents gets mad at me

18- I told them that I told Ken to get rid of the dog.

19- Everyone mutually agrees that Socialite is a POS.

20- does anyone want a pit? (pic to follow).

[SAT 9,609]

man photobucket isn't working.....

[SAT 9,609]

here. 1 pit....

[Ontarkie 14,418]

I'm not a pit or bull dog fan. I don't like anything about them. Plus I know myself to never get one as I don't have the right personality for one.

All the shelters here are high kill. They have a few rescues, but ppl here are nuts with dogs and the shelters have way too many rules to adopt. They kind of sneak them in as your filling out the forms.

Edited February 1, 2016 by Ontarkie

[NikLR 13,232]

He's adorable.

The socialite officially wins

[SAT 9,609]

He's adorable.

You want me to send him parcel post?

[SAT 9,609]

All the shelters here are high kill.

Can we bring Tark over there? Will they take him?

[NikLR 13,232]

You want me to send him parcel post?

Nope... We can't have them here.

[SAT 9,609]

Tell them he's a koon dog...

[Ontarkie 14,418]

Can we bring Tark over there? Will they take him?

I don't think they would take him.

[SAT 9,609]

Nope... We can't have them here.

okok....I have an even better idea......

You borrow Tark's face. Then you use it as a mold, to make a mask.

Put the mask on the dog, and you tell the local authorities that this poor dog has a genetic disorder. His canine DNA got comingled at conception with primate DNA.....And he became the world's only known "Gorilla dog"

And don't forget to break the mold after you use it......

voila!

[TBoneTX 45,956]

1. My laundry is done!

2. I need to get the Jedi another Thomas book. He's been loving the one we got.

Many. Sorry no idea on cat maybe she's bored?

Many. New thread is probably days away. We just aren't as chatty these days.

1. Ours finally is, too, D ma'am. A husband's casa-work is rarely done, no man!

2. Enjoy the Thomas phase while he's in it, cute wee man.

Many. Probably, miu man. She did drop a wrapper at our feet, miu man.

Many. In March 2 years ago, we were out of town for Many (2+2) days, and we had to catch up with Many (2x2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2+1] pages, sigh man.

You mean I didn't tell you?

The deafenance is silencing, Mr. Communicator man.

1. tiff wasn't helping. She's not very perceptive/ understanding.

2. Conked out around Many:Many. Woke up at Many.

1. You married it, sigh and man.

2. That sounds like a lot or not much, zzz or little zzz man.

1. The Hillbilly seems to be clueless when I'm in a bad mood. I tell jim to leave me be and for some darn reason he seems to think getting in my face is a good idea!

2. Sleep is good. I'm going back to bed in a little bit

1. Do not irk, face, or be clueless in regard to the fearsome Ontarklar, no man!

2. We like the way in which your mind works, si D ma'am.

Edited February 1, 2016 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,956]

1. I'm ready to go back to bed!

2. He's going to crawl out of bed when I need to stay awake

1. Sensible Ontarklar! Sensible, SENSIBLE Ontarklar!

2. Do not irk, cross, or displease the fearsome Ontarklar, no man.

Congratulations, you've triggered Tarks 1 millionth "it's in his job description" response....

Good idea, si man, but you're no read-minder, no man.

1. I'm having a samples sale kind of thing.

2. Except I want to go back to bed!

1. Fotos of samples or they're not for sale, kind, or things, see or no ma'am.

2. Sensible Ontarklar, etc.!