A Midsummer Night's Rant

[TBoneTX 45,248]

1. I think I'd have even more gray hair then I do now, if I had to put up with everything you do.

2. I have a party next month to do.

1. Fotos of more gray hair than you have now, or you don't have it, see or no D ma'am.

2. We accept your invitation, whee D ma'am.

1. I only have 1 Gray hair out of Many hairs.

2. I have great hair man...

1. Total number of hairs precised, man.

1. Is this the hair that you regularly have cut, huh man?

2. You have grayed hair, huh man?

1. I don't have any after they are dyed

2. OH speaking of great hair mine is officially past my bum.

Many. I usually cut it when it gets to my bum, so we shall see ho long till it drives me nuts.

1. Sorry that your hair has dyed, RIP man.

2. Foto of shapely Ontarklar hindquarters now, see rear D ma'am.

Many. Length is useful if you can't reach the toilet paper, whee D ma'am.

Hair past butt pic now...

Ontarklar hindquarters probably even more attractive, first things first man.

1.

2. You know the only reason I post half of these pictures is because nothing happens in this thread anymore

Many. Now go take a picture of your 1 gray hair

1. Foto of unobstructed shapely Ontarklar hindquarters* now, ogle man!

2. We post gripping, thrilling, dramatic daily updates quite regularly, see D ma'am.

Many. Do not trifle with the fearsome, shapely-hindquartered* Ontarklar, no man!

*perhaps highly suited for quality-testing pre-owned toilet seats, potential job offer D ma'am

No I'm not getting a hair cut and certainly not by you

Do not trifle with or get one or more hairs cut by the fearsome, shapely-hindquartered Ontarklar, no man!

You can sell your hair for use in violin bows

Do not distract the dedicated Ontarklar from her independent-contractor status in selling pre-owned toilet seats, no man!

[TBoneTX 45,248]

Thrilling, gripping, "happening" Wednesday update, hump day man:

Back to a day chiefly filled with selling/quality-testing POTS, quotas achieved man.

Warshed the T-B.-mobile at end of casa-ward commute, filthy man.

For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served casserole, read ingredients below man:

Ingredients = rice, chicken, corn, green beans, & cauliflower, ingest man.

Read Many books to Mini-B., we to wee man.

Built towers of wooden blocks for Spiderman on a motorcycle to knock down, wee man.

Overslept nap and missed late TV news, zzz and grrr man.

Warshed the Mrs.-T-B.-mobile, filthy man.

Dished the warsher, strangle Mrs. T-B. man.

Made remaining lunches for week, job of husband man.

[TBoneTX 45,248]

Must de-dish the warsher, all-night task man.

Then cat (just awakened) prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with hoarded +1 inventories!

[Ontarkie 14,215]

You know you don't get enough sleep. When waking at 6 am is sleeping in and feels great!

[SAT 9,609]

I wake up at 6 all the time man.....

You always get a lot more done in the mornings.

Especially in the trades/ office etc.....

Just ask Moe, in her field, nothing gets done in the afternoon.

[SAT 9,609]

Now, when I met Tiff, I...it was 2 years before I dated her. Anyway, she was 18. It was April, she had never seen snow. The winter of 2001 was mild, no snow. By 2002, I had helped her outfit for the cold winters here. Slowly I see a village girl morph into a cosmopolitan woman......

Over the years, reverted to fashion over function. And now, she has not 1 single pair of functional winter boots. Unless you wanna call UGGs functional winter boots....

Just like when we were in HK, she finally broke down and bought a pair of sneakers. She's asking me to get her this now. And of course, it's not on sale.....

http://www.cabelas.com/product/cabela-s-women-s-snow-runner-8482-boa-reg-pac-boots/1695192.uts

[Ontarkie 14,215]

Nice boots.

I like practical over fashion.

I'm like that in the kitchen with gadgets. If it's not multipurpose I don't have room for it.

But I don like my stuff to be pretty like my stove and my dream fridge, and my kitchen aid

[SAT 9,609]

What is your dream fridge lol

I always prefer function over form.

That's why I drive a Honda...

[SAT 9,609]

And while I'm getting tiff boots, I should help myself to some more camo pants

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I'm a function person too and waterproof is pretty important. I have LLBean winter duck boots (made in America )

And my Ilse Jacobsen ones (made in Europe).

Not my pics.

[Ontarkie 14,215]

What is your dream fridge lol

I always prefer function over form.

That's why I drive a Honda...

How do you not remember my dream fridge???

http://www.sears.com/samsung-34-cu-ft-chef-collection-4-door/p-04680993000P?prdNo=4&blockNo=4&blockType=G4

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

How do you not remember my dream fridge???

http://www.sears.com/samsung-34-cu-ft-chef-collection-4-door/p-04680993000P?prdNo=4&blockNo=4&blockType=G4

I remember it!

[Ontarkie 14,215]

I remember it!

I thought Steve would have, he complained enough about it

[SAT 9,609]

How do you not remember my dream fridge???

http://www.sears.com/samsung-34-cu-ft-chef-collection-4-door/p-04680993000P?prdNo=4&blockNo=4&blockType=G4

6 thousand dollars what are you ###### crazy? %$#@*&

poor hillbilly.....

I'm a function person too and waterproof is pretty important. I have LLBean winter duck boots (made in America )

I dunno if they're the same quality as decades ago.

But those Bean boots are great.

I thought Steve would have, he complained enough about it

I didn't complain about that fridge.....

But have you looked at the GE Cafe series?

They're still made in USA

wow they have the Keurigs built into them now....

http://www.geappliances.com/ge/usa/?icid=KCup_USA

[Ontarkie 14,215]

6 thousand dollars what are you ###### crazy? %$#@*&

poor hillbilly.....

I dunno if they're the same quality as decades ago.

But those Bean boots are great.

I didn't complain about that fridge.....

But have you looked at the GE Cafe series?

They're still made in USA

wow they have the Keurigs built into them now....

http://www.geappliances.com/ge/usa/?icid=KCup_USA

Yes I checked them out. I like GE they just don't have what I want.

Idon't drink coffee so that is useless.