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TBoneTX Grand Master

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The little Turtle has to get a shot in da butt all right.....

It's sadly in her little job description, poor wee ma'am.

1. Kitchen clean.

2. Time for laundry.

Many. I hate vacuuming.

1. It's in your job description, Niki-B. ma'am.

2. Where were we when you were single, Thread Laundress we man?

Many. Make it the Job of the Husband, si Niki-B. ma'am.

Tell Tarklar to find you an estate roomba for Many bucks...

Price of estate roomba precised, sigh man.

The Hillbilly is smoking a butt tomorrow.

In front of the chilluns, huh D ma'am?!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Ontarkie
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I'm so happy we brought him home he is acting more like himself. He is moving his legs more and eating better. He is smiling and laughing and playing some.

Ontarkie
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I didn't over eat for a change! We had a nice day and supper. It was gorgeous outside. Sat outside with the kids so they can play. Oh took this picture of them too

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And... this is me, my sister and Bart

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Saturday GS/ES report, see man:

First, went to Napa Auto Parts for second-Saturday Many%-off-before-Many-a.m. sale, whee man.

Got wiper blades for the T-B.-mobile, whee man.

Got oil filters for WCG, send to man.

Sacrificed same-day dry-cleaning for this, but live life dangerously man.

We had Many (2x2x2-1) GSs and 2 ESs itineraried, basis for the following man.

The first Many (2+2) GSs were completely phantom, why advertise then man.

The remaining Many GSs were complete and pathetic jokes, don't waste our time man.

However, the ESs were slightly better man.

We spent $Many ($2+2+half a buck) and got some office supplies, including scissors, whee man.

We also got a Many-count unopened box of denture tablets for $2, steal man.

(Note, see man: We do not have dentures, no man.)

We got our new wiper blades installed for free at corner gas station, whee man.

Got BOGO Whoppers at Burger King, ingest man.

Got home at 2 p.m. and took nap, with cat, we and miu zzz man.

Dished and must de-dish the warsher, mandatory Saturday nights man.

Warshered/baked/folded kitchen rags & tomorrow's load of towels, get ahead man.

Must arise early in morn for attendance at Cat Show, everyone eager mass mius man.

Hopefully will score some free samples or at least coupons, whee man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Falling asleep, zzz man.

Cat asleep beside chair, miu zzz man.

Mornin', celebratory Commie and other babes with +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

NikLR Grand Master

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Kiddo was supposed to get braces on Friday but her dad changed it to next month because she has some more days off then in case her mouth is sore. She's getting the ceramic ones with the metal wire. She's not particularly excited but if she gets them now they'll be done before she graduates. I think she's eating all the candy in sight atm. LOL

Hubs wants me to come to OKC with him in Feb but doesn't know the dates (... sigh ...) Its hard to take a whole month off but I'm sure I could do Wed-Sun for a week in the middle.

Laundry was done yesterday. I keep sleeping in until 6:30. Which sucks because I have to wake up at 3am during the week. :(


I'd REALLY like work to start at even 5 vs 4am.


The one girl wants the extra money which equals out to about $20 a month before taxes... I'm ready to pay her $20/month just to sleep in an extra hour!

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

SAT Grand Master

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A Chinaman and a cop kept calling me at 3AM. I kept declining the calls, finally picked it up to tell at somebody, and I did.

The Chinaman was DWI. Kept throwing out my name. The cop kept wanting to get a hold of me.

In the end, I told the cop, "so collar the ###### guy!"

Woke up my whole family. I couldn't go back to sleep till 5.

SAT Grand Master

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Both of them. I don't know the Chinaman, I don't know where he got my number. But the cop shouldn't have kept ringing my phone until I answered either. I was livid....

I now know who got arrested, and who the arresting officer is. But I don't know either one of them.

Ontarkie Grand Master

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I have been nonstop all day. I need to win some money I tell you. I hate thus house!!

Night Niki!

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Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

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NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

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Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

Ontarkie Grand Master

Ontarkie   14,410

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I think the hillbilly did.

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

 
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