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I'm so happy we brought him home he is acting more like himself. He is moving his legs more and eating better. He is smiling and laughing and playing some.

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I didn't over eat for a change! We had a nice day and supper. It was gorgeous outside. Sat outside with the kids so they can play. Oh took this picture of them too

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And... this is me, my sister and Bart

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Be careful or you're going to be growing back all your skin with all these showers. ;)

I'm happy my daughter enjoys school and likes to learn. I hope she continues to do so.

I made guac for the first time ever today. It turned out pretty well actually. Hubs made his queso. We watched the desolation of smaug (again.) I'd like to watch the battle of the five armies tomorrow since I have the WHOLE WEEKEND off. YAY.

Maybe I'll imbibe in my special stuff tomorrow too. I would tonight but likely I'll be hitting the pillow in the next hour or so.

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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we haven't heard from Stretch all day.

May be she spilled juice on her keyboard again......

92.3?

Try a ketamine.......

I've been on and off all day.

Got something in my eye last night and it's been really driving me nuts. Then of course my allergies hit full force. So messy eye and blurred vision doesn't make reading easy :(

I will be happy when the Jedi who btw is 22 months today weans. Then my vision can go back to normal. But alas that won't be happening any time soon.

Oh did I tell you all that he's been trying to stand himself up on his own without holding anything? I never in my life would of thought this disorder/disease/whatever could do so much damage in just a few days. It's been 2 months and he is still not back to normal :(

Oh and he is teething! Darn canines now.

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Many2.Many?

As stated, precisely Many.Many degrees F., read man.

In fact, 'twas also precisely Many.Many degrees C., C man.

First time in history for the above, unless Poles take their temperature too, oj tak.

guac queso.

English-only. Outside the. Regional forums. Si, Niki-. B ma'am.

1. messy eye and blurred vision doesn't make reading easy

2. I will be happy when the Jedi who btw is Many months today weans.

Many. Then my vision can go back to normal. But alas that won't be happening any time soon.

Many. Oh did I tell you all that he's been trying to stand himself up on his own without holding anything?

Many. Oh and he is teething! Darn canines now.

1. Increase screen view, works D ma'am.

2. Happy Jedi's age precised, D ma'am.

Many. IT'S IN YOUR JOB DESCRIPTION, big enough to read D ma'am.

Many. Hooray intrepid wee man, si wee man!

Many. It's in your and his job descriptions, si D ma'am and wee man.

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Lol

You would not believe how many of those suckers he gets on the 4th of July :wow:

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Be careful or you're going to be growing back all your skin with all these showers. ;)

I think I'm going to a new alpha-numeric cataloging system for my showers...

Starting tomorrow, the first shower shall be logged as...

"S-2016-01-02A"

And the second shower will be,

"S-2016-01-02B"

Likewise, tomorrow's dinner shall be,

"D-2016-01-02N"

The last letter signifying the type of cuisine. For example, N, would be Nipponese....

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Omitted from gripping reports above, see now man:

For dinner, Tiff Mrs. T-B. served lasagna, ingest man.

Dished the warsher, early man.

Idol hands are the Buddha's workshop, manner of speaking man.

We carried upstairs the Many*-roll box of Boardwalk paper towels, huff puff man.

*2x2x2x2x2-2, man

We carried upstairs the Many-more**-roll box of Boardwalk toilet paper***, huff puff man.

**2x2x2x2x2x2+(2x2x2x2x2), man

***satisfactory to the hindquarters of several thread-participants, comfort man

We left downstairs the box of Many (2+1) Ralph Lauren pillows****, do tomorrow man.

****as stated, procured at ultra-bargain price from macys.com, steal man

Restocked all bathrooms with Many rolls of t.p., Mrs. T-B.'s-hindquarters-to-satisfy man.

De-dished the previously dished warsher, early man.

We suspect that staying warm and self-nuking with pills should result well in morn, intuit man.

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You would not believe how many of those suckers he gets on the Manyth of July

Date of many suckers precised, :bonk: D ma'am.

Starting tomorrow, the first shower shall be logged as...

"S-201Many-01-02A"

And the second shower well be,

"S-201Many-01-02B"

Likewise, tomorrow's dinner shall be,

"D-201Many-01-02N"

The last letter signifying the you're of cuisine. For example, N, would be Nipponese....

Log codes precised, :bonk: man.

Some people obviously don't have enough to do, oj nie.

They should study P-math, oj tak.

Of course tiff would not serve you. Numb nut...

Talking to yourself as in every day of your marriage, sigh man...

Where was Ontarklar when you were single, huh huh huh man?

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Oh man you like to give yourself too much work.

I think I'm going to a new alpha-numeric cataloging system for my showers...

Starting tomorrow, the first shower shall be logged as...

"S-2016-01-02A"

And the second shower well be,

"S-2016-01-02B"

Likewise, tomorrow's dinner shall be,

"D-2016-01-02N"

The last letter signifying the you're of cuisine. For example, N, would be Nipponese....

Ok I know today is the 1st and all so New years resolutions are to start today. Well I didn't make one again this year. I am still standing firm on the resolution I made years and years ago.

That was to never make another resolution again. Best one ever!!

Oh ya I'm rambling back to my point.

I ate the cheese dip the hillbilly made for lunch and supper. Oh boy my allergies hate me right now. So starting soon I need to stop this bull and start taking care of myself maybe monday :P

After all it's the HIllbilly's birthday tomorrow and I made cake :D

Oh and of course he will want to go to cold stone for icecream :P

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And you should study the art of toilet cleaning. Ya freak a nature...

We are the neatest in this casa, si and sigh man...

1. I am still standing firm on the resolution I made years and years ago.

2. I ate the cheese dip the hillbilly made for lunch and supper.

Many. After all it's the HIllbilly's birthday tomorrow and I made cake

Many. Oh and of course he will want to go to cold stone for icecream

1. Ours was (and is) "We've got no self-control, and we don't want any, oj nie and nie!"

2. He made cheese dip for both lunch and supper, huh D ma'am?

Many. His Many'th birthday, si D ma'am? Moonshine-flavored cake, si D ma'am?

Many. In Arkansas, does Cold Stone serve moonshine-flavored ice cream, huh D ma'am?

And moonshine

Plagiarism, see man! Reported!!!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Lol No moonshine, he does have some in the cupboard though.

No moonshine icecream either. Please do not give anyone that idea.

He made it for last night but I didn't feel like eating it now since I ate that twice today I feel like death!

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Citizenship for older 2 boys

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NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

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Interview 05/29/14

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Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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