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Steve the Hillbilly got some Moonshine :P

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I'm so happy we brought him home he is acting more like himself. He is moving his legs more and eating better. He is smiling and laughing and playing some.

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I didn't over eat for a change! We had a nice day and supper. It was gorgeous outside. Sat outside with the kids so they can play. Oh took this picture of them too

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And... this is me, my sister and Bart

SAT Grand Master

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Aww.....@ the tornado.

My daughter left milk and cookies fyi or Santa. They're funny lol.....

And, the hillbilly got hisself some strong ....

Well, I pulled it off. Fed about 20 adults and 7 or 8 kids...

And, it's that moonshine in a jelly jar? :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Yes it's in a mason jar.

You should of saw the two boys drink it like it was nothing. Well a shot of it I should say.

We had 13 was a blast.

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Met Playing Everquest in 2005
Engaged 9-15-2006
K-1 & 4 K-2'S
Filed 05-09-07
Interview 03-12-08
Visa received 04-21-08
Entry 05-06-08
Married 06-21-08
AOS X5
Filed 07-08-08
Cards Received01-22-09
Roc X5
Filed 10-17-10
Cards Received02-22-11
Citizenship
Filed 10-17-11
Interview 01-12-12
Oath 06-29-12

Citizenship for older 2 boys

Filed 03/08/2014

NOA/fee waiver 03/19/2014

Biometrics 04/15/14

Interview 05/29/14

In line for Oath 06/20/14

Oath 09/19/2014 We are all done! All USC no more USCIS

 

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It was Many:Many2 pm

P-math fail, oj tak! Bad Asia! Bad, BAD Asia!

It's still open.

No eye appeal, but VERY handy, USPS man.

Tiff started out inviting 2 of her friends over.

Then this one wants to come and that one wants to come...

Now it's Christmas eve soup kitchen at Steve's.....

What's the correct spelling of "wimp," huh man?

1. Tiff had Many+ guests when she first moved in here.

2. 1- no cook

1. Now exactly HOW can anyone have MORE than "Many" guests, huh man? :bonk:

2. Fatal flaw, no ingest man.

My pork loin came out nice....

The transplant-rejection wasn't painful, huh man?

Well, I pulled it off. Fed about Many adults and Many or Many kids...

Well, you failed P-math yet again, :bonk: man.

1. Yes it's in a mason jar.

2. We had Many was a blast.

1. Steveklar's brain, huh D ma'am?

2. Number of blasted attendees precised, :bonk: D ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Thursday report, see man:

Should have Heap Strong back-medicined last night, owwww man.

Intended to vacuum guest room in prep for arrival of WCG party, dutiful man.

Blasted vacuum wouldn't suck, which sucked man.

Knocked crud out of filter, ineffective man.

Blew out to Sears Hardware to buy new cleaner, in haste man.

Got one at $Many off, still expensive but deal man.

Assembled same, mechanical proficiency man.

Vacuumed entire casa, glee man.

Went to Aldi Foods, errand man.

Tallied first load of stuff just over $Many and used $Many-off-a-$Many-purchase coupon, save man.

Left, re-entered, and got second load of stuff via same procedure, save man.

Brilliant financial acumen, whee man.

Barely got into much-needed nap when WCG party arrived, little zzz much whee man.

Tiff WCG immediately put turkey into oven, pre-ingest man.

Tiff WCG began hand-making apple pie, pre-ingest man.

We blew to Home Despot to find closet-rod-repair accoutrements, English-only man.

Socialized heartily with WCG party, yak man.

Mama T-B. arrived with green bean casserole, senior she and pre-ingest man.

Tiff Mrs. T-B. prepared various side items, pre-ingest man.

Tiff WCG served turkey and pie, ingest man.

Tiff Mrs. T-B. served all else, ingest man.

Burrrrrrrrrrrrp, post-ingest man.

Went on indoor/outdoor safari to locate cat, AWOL miu man.

Cat finally emerged from under bed, hide miu man.

Socialized heartily with WCG party, whee man.

Dished the warsher, mandatory man.

Socialized heartily with WCG party, whee man.

De-dished the warsher, mandatory man.

Mrs. T-B. & distaff WCG-party members drove off to look at holiday lights, bye she men.

Dished the warsher with remaining stuff, necessary man.

Socialized heartily with WCG, we and he man.

Mrs. T-B. & distaff WCG-party members returned, hi she men.

WCG party went to bed, zzz WCG party man.

Must take Heap Strong back-medicine tonight, mandatory man.

Might get acupunked by Mrs. WCG in morn, potential relief man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with bad P-math skills but +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Merry Christmas

Yes it's in a mason jar.

You should of saw the two boys drink it like it was nothing. Well a shot of it I should say.

We had 13 was a blast.

You had 13 jars of that moonshine?

P-math fail, oj tak! Bad Asia! Bad, BAD Asia!

No eye appeal, but VERY handy, USPS man.

What's the correct spelling of "wimp," huh man?

1. Now exactly HOW can anyone have MORE than "Many" guests, huh man? :bonk:

2. Fatal flaw, no ingest man.

The transplant-rejection wasn't painful, huh man?

Well, you failed P-math yet again, :bonk: man.

1. Steveklar's brain, huh D ma'am?

2. Number of blasted attendees precised, :bonk: D ma'am.

Is that the correct spelling of "jealous" huh?

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So this year I finally got what I asked for. A new necklace. :)

The wrap job was hilarious. He bought a plastic container and put a full 2L soda bottle (filled with water) in there with the little gift box after wrapping each one and then wrapping them together. Then wrapped the container. The necklace is a little white gold heart with little diamonds all over it. Very cute.

Also got some gift cards for new clothes at lucky brand jeans and the gap. And a portable speaker. He spent too much... LOL

Hubs was pretty happy with his movies and video games, but seemed really tickled about his lightsaber tongs. LOL. He always loves his stocking because he gets a bunch of little presents that are just right.

I got to talk to the kiddo 2 days ago and wished her Merry Christmas yesterday. She seemed okay. I hope to get to talk to her today.

We had Christmas dinner last night. I made a ham, green beans, mashed sweet potato, and a salad. We didn't even eat dessert because we were full. But everything turned out okay. There's left overs for today (I bought a broccoli crown tho because I knew we'd use up all the green beans.) I'll make eggs benedict for lunch.


er brunch*

You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself any direction you choose.  - Dr. Seuss

 

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Oh wow, that's so ethnic! It looks great!

That's borscht?

Looks like potato salad in that bowl, yum....

And what's the Orange thing...

1) Thank you :)

2) Yes, that's borscht with ear-shaped mushroom-filled dumplings.

3) That's a potato salad :)

4) This is fish a la grecque ;)http://wholesome-cook.com/2011/01/09/fish-a-la-grecque-greek-style-fish-bake/

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