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TBoneTX Grand Master

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He's gonna do a bait and switch and make you see The Hateful Many.... Because, that's what hillbillies watch...

Name of hillbilly movie precised, :bonk: man.

I've decided that when I get my tractor, I'm gonna raise a cow and eat it.

Wouldn't the cow beef about that, huh man?

And you wouldn't know a cow from a woc, no man.

Boy #Many wants to watch THe Hateful Many

Two P-math transgressions in one line, D ma'am! Reported!!!

Speaking of babbling idiots....

(You know who I'm talking bout...)

Shuddup and consequently people wouldn't be able to identify you so readily, oj tak and nie.

Oh and hubs wants a ham. Like whined about wanting a ham. So now I have to run around and find a small ham... sigh...

If it's a cured ham, better find out what it had, Niki-B. ma'am.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Ontarkie
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I'm so happy we brought him home he is acting more like himself. He is moving his legs more and eating better. He is smiling and laughing and playing some.

Ontarkie
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I didn't over eat for a change! We had a nice day and supper. It was gorgeous outside. Sat outside with the kids so they can play. Oh took this picture of them too

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And... this is me, my sister and Bart

TBoneTX Grand Master

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Tuesday report, see man:

Overslept, needed zzz man.

Went to pharmacy (earning a $Many gift card, whee man), pills man.

Went to Post Office, mail ####### property taxes grrr ##### ####### ###### man.

Went to bank, deposit POTS commissions to everlasting adoration of tellers man.

Completed last POTS orders eligible for 2-day shipping, penultimate minute man.

Demand for pre-owned toilet seats off the charts, cornered market man.

For dinner, Mrs. T-B. told us to find our own, busy hostessing company at casa man.

We used 2-for-1 Jack In The Box coupon for their biggest gut-bomb, ingest much man.

Read book to Mini-B., fading-yet-attentive wee man.

Napped heartily without cat, we zzz and miu separately zzz man.

One more day of POTS work, overnight deliveries only man.

Finalized contract with Santa Claus to sleigh-deliver POTSs to expectant children, glee wee men.

Parents to be delighted, too, ideal and useful gift man.

Said marketing ploy will publicize our name and brand worldwide, coverage man.

No GSs on horizon this weekend, no and sigh man.

Attendance-string remains intact if no offerings available to attend, we reason man.

Brushed cat early, expectant miu man.

If cat not now zzz-ing with little brother, cat prep zzz man.

If cat now zzz-ing with little brother, prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie- and other babes with slowly emanating +1 inventories!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

Ontarkie Grand Master

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I'll be honest why americans wear their ###### shoes all around the house. Take them off at the door! I don't like vacuuming so why the heck would I want to do MORE of it? My husband has the excuse that his shoes have no tread so he's not tracking anything in. I. Don't. Care. TAKE THEM OFF! yeesh..... it's not that hard.

They do it in Hawaii so somewhere in the USA there is a semblance of sense.

Oh and hubs wants a ham. Like whined about wanting a ham. So now I have to run around and find a small ham... sigh...

Oh man it's so disgusting what's on the bottom of shoe's it's crazy. Never mind the complete lack of respect!

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I liked it, but wanted more.

I really need to stop eating popcorn I was so sick last night.

Dang food allergies I tell ya :devil::cry::ranting::ranting:

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I liked it, but wanted more.

:devil::cry::ranting::ranting:

Sexual innuendo. Reported!

Man there's amazon boxes all over my house.

All floors I tell ya......

3 more gifts to wrap and that's it.

And I gotta get the 13 year old neighbor's daughter a gift card or something.....

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I need to find something for some friends and their son that wont annoy the Hillbilly :P

I am thinking a puzzle since that boy is glued to the computer :devil:

No clue on the parents :oops:


Sexual innuendo. Reported!


Man there's amazon boxes all over my house.

All floors I tell ya......

3 more gifts to wrap and that's it.

And I gotta get the 13 year old neighbor's daughter a gift card or something.....

bah men :rolleyes:

I don't think amazon will help me know :oops:

I will head to walmart even though it was the last thing i wanted to do.

I need to go to Kroger later to finish groceries.

Maybe I'll stop by Freds :idea:

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I need to find something for some friends and their son that wont annoy the Hillbilly :P

why would anything annoy Hillbilly?

Our company's Christmas bonuses are a little on the stingy side this year lol

Maybe I'll stop by Freds :idea:

May be the bait store?

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why would anything annoy Hillbilly?

Our company's Christmas bonuses are a little on the stingy side this year lol

May be the bait store?

Well it's the spending money part. Every now and again he acts like a certain someone we know :P

It would be nice if the state would give the raises they should they haven't got a raise in several years but you can bet the big shot there did. Then they wonder why they can't keep and of their engineers :rolleyes:

Bait store would work for the guys :D

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Well it's the spending money part. Every now and again he acts like a certain someone we know :P

It would be nice if the state would give the raises they should they haven't got a raise in several years but you can bet the big shot there did. Then they wonder why they can't keep and of their engineers :rolleyes:

Bait store would work for the guys :D

Oh I see.....said the blind man to the deaf mute.......

Tarkinson's disease is contagious......

I just got done watching the kid's holiday assembly lol

And last minute shopping.

But I forgot gravy and pineapples <sigh>

At least everything is within 1000 feet of the house.

Still have 2 presents to wrap.

I still have to stop at the office to wish everybody a MERRY CHRISTMAS. Except for the 1 girl, happy Chanukah to her.....

Ontarkie Grand Master

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What is the pineapple for?

Yes Tarkinson's disease is very contagious

Oh I miss the plays and stuff the kids used to have.

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Asia Mentor

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I'll be honest why americans wear their ###### shoes all around the house. Take them off at the door! I don't like vacuuming so why the heck would I want to do MORE of it? My husband has the excuse that his shoes have no tread so he's not tracking anything in. I. Don't. Care. TAKE THEM OFF! yeesh..... it's not that hard.

I don't get it either.

Wearing shoes all day doesn't let your feet breathe and makes them stink :P

SAT Grand Master

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Conversation I just had with the village broad...

Tiff, "where's LA"

Me. "In California"

Tiff, "sulfur is in LA"

Me, "what, sulphur LA?"

Tiff, "LA"

Me, "you mean Louisiana?"

Tiff, "70663"

Me, "that's Louisiana..."

Village broads are not too sharp.....

 
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