A Midsummer Night's Rant

[Ontarkie 14,214]

Plagiarism from a non-TOS-friendly great joke, reported man!

Our neighbor had his vasectomy at Sears, slice-&-dice man.

Now, whenever he gets aroused, his garage door opens, up man.

In Ecu-wife circles, these are known as UGSs -- Ugly Gringo Shirts, forbidden man.

Mrs. T-B. wheedled and puppy-dog-eyed us till we got rid of ours, sigh man.

Gringo hubby in Warshington State not so lucky, no man.

Wife-to-be spent Many hours & Many airplane connections coming to U.S., she man.

She finally got to his casa, arrival she man.

Her first action was to beeline to his closet & start throwing out stuff, egad man.

Had Mrs. T-B. done that, her shapely hindquarters would've been on the next flight to Ecu, si man.

It's in your job description, D ma'am, and where are our pancakes, huh huh huh D ma'am? Reported!!!!!

"And how about sending $Many instead of $Many, huh man?"

Circle and strike, do it man!

Priorities, ingest man.

I would never throw his cloths away but forbidding him to wear it around me was enough

[SAT 9,609]

I have no clue what to make for supper.

We ran over to Flooring liquidators to pick up the flooring saw. And turns out it was on clearance so we got it for 50 bucks!

Now for the bad news. Conference is sold out 11k tickets gone in 100 hours!

1- hillbilly food.

2- Tark is getting a woody

3- dam that ham hock eating hillbilly. (Ham hock is hillbilly food)

[SAT 9,609]

http://www.amny.com/news/woman-throws-6-month-old-baby-out-of-bronx-window-to-her-death-1.10968415

[Ontarkie 14,214]

1- hillbilly food.

2- Tark is getting a woody

3- dam that ham hock eating hillbilly. (Ham hock is hillbilly food)

Went out for BBQ had ribs, brisket, smoke sausage, corn on the cob, mac and cheese and fries. Oh and the Hillbilly also had fried okra

http://www.amny.com/news/woman-throws-6-month-old-baby-out-of-bronx-window-to-her-death-1.10968415

What on earth is wrong with ppl?

[SAT 9,609]

Fried okra is hillbilly food....

As well as Malaysian food.

[Ontarkie 14,214]

Yes hillbilly food is right!

That stuff is nasty!

The convention had another venue with 1400 seats and that already sold out within hours of them opening it!

They have never had a convention sell out and had no idea it would go so fast. I'm so bummed out. If they get another venue I'm getting tickets and I don't care what the man says....ok yes I do but I'm doing it anyway!

[SAT 9,609]

It's it really that important that you see what new frying pan technology is out there?

[Ontarkie 14,214]

Pretty close. I must have the greatest frying pan around!!

[SAT 9,609]

More fook news......

http://nypost.com/2015/10/15/nypd-helps-feds-bust-two-brothels-posing-as-hotels/

[SAT 9,609]

Ah I see that the NEW YORK Mets are completely dominating the dodgers, destroying them, it's not even a contest.

How can LA come back from a 3-2 game so far.....no way in he-ll......

[Ontarkie 14,214]

Wow how did that go hidden?

[SAT 9,609]

what, that the NEW YORK METROPLITANS are completely annihilating the Dodgers 3-2?

[SAT 9,609]

The Dodgers lose....

Ah speaking of losing, where's Tark.....

[SAT 9,609]

Drinking an airborne.....

Stretch musta infected the thread with her tropical disease......

[Ontarkie 14,214]

Pfff I'm still sick so you didn't get it from me. After all you never get better till you give your cold to someone else

Ok I need to go to bed darn kids wake up in a few hours.