A Midsummer Night's Rant

[Ontarkie 14,214]

OK, time to go shower and get to the office.

What kinda surprises are on the horizon for today......

It's almost......exciting.....to go in lol......

Sorta like.....going into the unknown......

You know, like when Tarklar buys a pair of used boxers?

Ooh some excitement that has been lacking at work how nice

Ewww

You just gave me an idea! And when you learn about this idea, you'll love me long time!

1- You tell hillbilly, that your generous, gracious, kind, and generally awesome friend Steve has invited him to go hunting in NY. With an almost guaranteed kill! of a famous NY glow in the dark whitetail......

2- He gets to go hunting.

3- Since he gets to go hunting, you get to go to the male stripper conference in Florida!

4- You love me long time forever!

1. Great idea but he won't do it.

2. if only

3.

4.

[SAT 9,609]

Here, go get yourself one a these. If you're gonna live like a hillbilly, you might as well look like one....

http://www.gandermountain.com/modperl/product/details.cgi?pdesc=Guide-Series-Womens-Explorer-Plaid-Double-Weave-Long-Sleeve-Shirt&i=839897

Just like Tark, he wore a tuxedo to get a vasectomy. Because....

He said, "If I'm gonna BE impotent, I might as well LOOK im-pot-ent"

[SAT 9,609]

speaking of impotent........lol.....where's Darklar......

[Ontarkie 14,214]

I think I will pass on the shirt.

The Hillbilly had a really ugly plaid shirt that I forbid him to wear

[SAT 9,609]

I think I will pass on the shirt.

The Hillbilly had a really ugly plaid shirt that I forbid him to wear

so you make him wear this here chick-magnet?

:lol: :lol:

OK, I can't talk to you marklars no mo......gotta get in the office.....

[Ontarkie 14,214]

So get to work you slacker

[Ontarkie 14,214]

Made the littles pancakes!

[SAT 9,609]

Made the littles pancakes!

You have now triggered Tark cliche #2.....

Tarklars wife "I need to send 100 dollars to Ecuador"

Tarklar, "50 dollars?....Why do you need to send 25 dollars for?"

[SAT 9,609]

Tiffs sis is on diabetes watch...

[Ontarkie 14,214]

Tiffs sis is on diabetes watch...

Oh no, are they saying she is pre diabetic or is it something else?

My mom is what they used to call pre diabetic. In Canada they no longer use pre diabetic they automatically say you're diabetic.

She has been able to control her sugar strictly through diet. It was rough for her at first as my grandma died from complications from her diabetes.

I was able to get her to see how it wasn't a death sentence, she just needed to change a few things.

Once she got over the shock of it she found it easy to still eat the things she loves.

Now if I can only get her on the supplements I'm taking it would help her even more.

[SAT 9,609]

She's pre-diabetic.

6.4 fasting

The manager here is very very quiet....

I can smell fear.....

But more importantly, I just had some VC food, and it's good .

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Morning!

Present prodigal Asia! Present, PRESENT prodigal PRODIGAL Asia!

And... this is me, my sister and Bart

Where are the rubias, oj huh? We see none, oj nie...

I love [...] the number Many

Favorite number precised, man.

Well I didn't have kids that fast gees!

Yes you did, and the currently incubating twins or Manyruplets might be born before you achieve the next rung on your POTS-commission ladder, D ma'am!

1. OK, time to go shower

2. You know, like when Tarklar buys a pair of used boxers?

1. About time, because we could smell you from here, stink man...

2. Resale = often best, whee man.

Edited October 15, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Just like Tark, he wore a tuxedo to get a vasectomy. Because....

He said, "If I'm gonna BE impotent, I might as well LOOK im-pot-ent"

Plagiarism from a non-TOS-friendly great joke, reported man!

Our neighbor had his vasectomy at Sears, slice-&-dice man.

Now, whenever he gets aroused, his garage door opens, up man.

The Hillbilly had a really ugly plaid shirt that I forbid him to wear

In Ecu-wife circles, these are known as UGSs -- Ugly Gringo Shirts, forbidden man.

Mrs. T-B. wheedled and puppy-dog-eyed us till we got rid of ours, sigh man.

Gringo hubby in Warshington State not so lucky, no man.

Wife-to-be spent Many hours & Many airplane connections coming to U.S., she man.

She finally got to his casa, arrival she man.

Her first action was to beeline to his closet & start throwing out stuff, egad man.

Had Mrs. T-B. done that, her shapely hindquarters would've been on the next flight to Ecu, si man.

Made the littles pancakes!

It's in your job description, D ma'am, and where are our pancakes, huh huh huh D ma'am? Reported!!!!!

You have now triggered Tark cliche #2.....

Tarklars wife "I need to send Many dollars to Ecuador"

Tarklar, "Many dollars?....Why do you need to send Many dollars for?"

"And how about sending $Many instead of $Many, huh man?"

The manager here is very very quiet.... I can smell fear.....

But more importantly, I just had some VC food, and it's good .

Circle and strike, do it man!

Priorities, ingest man.

[TBoneTX 45,244]

Awoke in need of much further zzz, man.

Massively irritating inbound commute, nonstop TURTLES man.

Had to go all the way to the right lane to get back in the left lane MANY times, 2+2+1 man.

We would make $Many,000,000 by inventing a dashboard-mounted nuclear incendiary device, poof man.

POTS business brisk, quota in view man.

Must concentrate on same, $i man.

Afternoon/evenin', Commie- and other non-rubia babes with +1 inventories!

[Ontarkie 14,214]

She's pre-diabetic.

6.4 fasting

The manager here is very very quiet....

I can smell fear.....

But more importantly, I just had some VC food, and it's good .

So she can nip it in the butt!

You big meany stop smelling the manager!

I have no clue what to make for supper.

We ran over to Flooring liquidators to pick up the flooring saw. And turns out it was on clearance so we got it for 50 bucks!

Now for the bad news. Conference is sold out 11k tickets gone in 100 hours!