A Midsummer Night's Rant

[SAT 9,609]

Oh, then in that case, go over to Darklar.

You broke my heart...

[Ontarkie 14,449]

lmao

Well I'm not looking so it's easy to say that

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

Well no I do not want another fix me upper!

I will get my dream home soon enough, and it will be built around the kitchen

I'd love to push an extension out the back of my house with a bigger kitchen, an actual mudroom (totally necessary here), and an extra bathroom and bedroom. Plus, an attached garage. Problem is that the addition would cost as much as our house.

Edited December 18, 2015 by N-o-l-a

[Ontarkie 14,449]

That would be nice. It's something similar to what this house needs. I don't think even fixing this place up would make me want to stay here.

[SAT 9,609]

I don't think even fixing this place up would make me want to stay here.

1- I wouldn't wanna live with the hillbilly either.

2- I wouldn't stay in Arkansas either.

[TBoneTX 46,083]

1. We all are

2. We're going from southwest to southeast, so it's all good

1. Not a laughing matter, oj nie. Fotos or no one's a Polish rubia, oj tak or nie.

2. From Maine to Washington state on a Polish map, oj tak.

Tarklar will treat you gals to a big Texas steak dinner at the longhorns!

If they're fake rubias, more like take them and make them pay in zlotys or whatever their monetary unit is, $i man. (Budgeting note for Asia: bring Many zlotys, oj tak.)

And nobody gets nothing unless some +1 largesse is forthcoming, oj nie or tak.

How can something made to be wet all day and night grow mold??

Inside of Steveklar's mouth, huh man?

Edited December 18, 2015 by TBoneTX

[N-o-l-a 7,168]

My Norwegian final is done. A in class has been achieved, which is not surprising because had I not taken the final, I would have still been able to get a B.

I did letters just for you T-Bone.

That would be nice. It's something similar to what this house needs. I don't think even fixing this place up would make me want to stay here.

Because of the house or the location?

I would be much more amenable to staying where I am with a bit more suited of a house.

[TBoneTX 46,083]

I could have sworn that last time I visited the city there were several tractors parked in the half a block area known as "Little Arkansas".

Where's the +Many,000 button for this post that merits enshrinement in the pantheon of All-Time Greatest VJ Posts, huh man?

Now that's hot......

Perhaps hot now, but she'll be fat when she's Many years old, can tell man.

I will get my dream home soon enough, and it will be built around the kitchen

Do not deny, delay, or hinder the determined Ontarklar, oj nie.

I'm still married to Tiff.....

And whose fault is THAT, huh man?

if I ever were to marry again. I'm marrying for money

What if said money is tied up in pre-owned toilet seats, huh D ma'am?

I'd love [...] an extra bathroom

We shall happily fix you up with the very finest POTS, Nola-B. ma'am.

[TBoneTX 46,083]

We got a nap of over 2 hours, and with cat, much we and miu zzz man.

However, we are mightily frustrated, grrr man.

This is not exactly last-minute for Xmas shopping, not quite man.

However, all stores (per on-line search) seem to be out of what Mini-B. wants, sigh man.

Furthermore, infernal web-browser keeps denying secure connections, can't order man.

We foresee driving all over town in unfulfilled frustration, sigh man.

[TBoneTX 46,083]

Cat is jockeying to play Wrappers for second time tonight, determined miu man.

We are trying to eat cheaps, snack man.

[TBoneTX 46,083]

WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo), Mrs. WCG, & Mama-Mrs.-WCG will visit next week, he she she man.

WCG is the one who counseled Mrs. WCG long-distance by cell phone on how to change the alternator on the Mrs.-WCG-mobile, success man.

WCG is also the one who drains his old engine oil, filters it several times through cheesecloth, and puts it back in his vehicles, he man.

We are in awe of him, dropped jaw man.

[TBoneTX 46,083]

A large (corporate) POTS contract came in earlier, whee man.

We need to try to get it processed & fulfilled on Friday, $i man.

Therefore, we might not be on at usual time, sorry for mass disappointment man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin' & possibly afternoon/evenin', Commie- & other babes with +1 inventories!

[Ontarkie 14,449]

My Norwegian final is done. A in class has been achieved, which is not surprising because had I not taken the final, I would have still been able to get a B.

I did letters just for you T-Bone.

Because of the house or the location?

I would be much more amenable to staying where I am with a bit more suited of a house.

Congrats on the grade!

This place it's both! The location isn't terrible but it's not great either. The house well it needs way to many repairs and upgrades. I will fix it up some but not to what I want because we would never make our money back.

What if said money is tied up in pre-owned toilet seats, huh D ma'am?

Well if it's tied up then it's not free

We got a nap of over 2 hours, and with cat, much we and miu zzz man.

However, we are mightily frustrated, grrr man.

This is not exactly last-minute for Xmas shopping, not quite man.

However, all stores (per on-line search) seem to be out of what Mini-B. wants, sigh man.

Furthermore, infernal web-browser keeps denying secure connections, can't order man.

We foresee driving all over town in unfulfilled frustration, sigh man.

Oh no! What toy is he looking for maybe I can help you find it?

WCG (World's Cheapest Gringo), Mrs. WCG, & Mama-Mrs.-WCG will visit next week, he she she man.

WCG is the one who counseled Mrs. WCG long-distance by cell phone on how to change the alternator on the Mrs.-WCG-mobile, success man.

WCG is also the one who drains his old engine oil, filters it several times through cheesecloth, and puts it back in his vehicles, he man.

We are in awe of him, dropped jaw man.

Now why would you want to have oily cheese??

[Ontarkie 14,449]

OMG I've been awake for way to long today! Why is this child waking up at 4am??

[TBoneTX 46,083]

1. My Norwegian final is done. A in class has been achieved

2. I did letters just for you T-Bone.

1. Glad that the final is final, Phi Beta Kappa Nola-B. ma'am.

2. In Norwegian, to the chief companies that are prospects for pre-owned toilet seats, huh ma'am?

1. Well if it's tied up then it's not free

2. Oh no! What toy is he looking for maybe I can help you find it?

Many. Now why would you want to have oily cheese??

1. There's no such thing as free money, D ma'am.

2. Gracias, D ma'am. We learned this morn that Mama T-B. (who never waits till semi-last minutes) got him one, and on the inbound commute we stopped at Toys 'R Us and found one of the remaining two plus a reasonable substitute for the Many'rd. Accordingly, we have satisfied two out of the Many needs, whew man.

Many. You must pose this query to WCG, D ma'am.

1. OMG I've been awake for way to long today!

2. Why is this child waking up at Many am??

1. It's in your job description, si D mommy ma'am.

2. It's in his job description, si he wee man.