Senior Dress Code

[LuzyC 0]

Senior Dress Code -

Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals

2. Spiked hair and bald spots

3. A pierced tongue and dentures

4. Miniskirts and support hose

5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads

6. Speedo's and cellulite

7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar

8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor

9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge

10. Bikinis and liver spots

11. Short shorts and varicose veins

12. Inline skates and a walker

11. Thongs and Depends

[Ban Hammer 13,336]

11. Thongs and Depends

bad visual

[Robor007 0]

You need to visit Florida for some elderly dress code classics. In many cases reality is funnier than all of these.

[ya falaha! 0]

Hahahaha that's my favorite one.

11. Thongs and Depends

bad visual

[Jasman0717 9]

[almaty 19]

11. Thongs and Depends

bad visual

just wrong....

[MissStacey 1]

HEY! I have a belly button ring and had my Gallbladder out!

I had it out with the scope, so I can't really see any scars.