Proof of eligible man shortage...

[Teddy B 17,252]

pitstains on a wifebeater is the sign of a man's man. i'm not surprised you aint hip to it teddy

I'm old and behind the times Val, I didn't realize washer machines weren't hip anymore.

[decocker 7,198]

I'm old and behind the times Val, I didn't realize washer machines weren't hip anymore.

it's about pheromones and the illuminati's usage of axe body spray, teddy. but you didn't hear that from me.

[Teddy B 17,252]

it's about pheromones and the illuminati's usage of axe body spray, teddy. but you didn't hear that from me.

So body funk is the new flowers and candy?

[decocker 7,198]

So body funk is the new flowers and candy?

have you ever smelled axe body spray? they are the chemtrails of snails and puppy dog tails.

[JohnR! 5,495]

There is a fine line between the manly smell of he who has been working under the hood or in the yard all day and he who's just allergic to showering. In case of doubt as your wife how often and when you should shower.

So body funk is the new flowers and candy?

Edited August 26, 2015 by JohnR!

[Teddy B 17,252]

have you ever smelled axe body spray? they are the chemtrails of snails and puppy dog tails.

Sorry Val, I'm still working on a bottle of Hai Karate from 1974.

There is a fine line between the manly smell of he who has been working under the hood or in the yard all day and he who's just allergic to showering. In case of doubt as your wife hoe often and when you should shower.

I think you just called my wife a hoe.

John, you really need to get off the handphone man!

[decocker 7,198]

Sorry Val, I'm still working on a bottle of Hai Karate from 1974.

damn. you are old. i was -4 in 1974.

[JohnR! 5,495]

I most certainly did no such thing... Lies! Lies! All lies!!!

:rofl: :rofl:

Sorry Val, I'm still working on a bottle of Hai Karate from 1974.

I think you just called my wife a hoe.

John, you really need to get off the handphone man!

[Teddy B 17,252]

damn. you are old. i was -4 in 1974.

I was 11 and just getting my groove on with the lil ladies. I stole the Hai Karate from my Dad.

[decocker 7,198]

I was 11 and just getting my groove on with the lil ladies. I stole the Hai Karate from my Dad.

i don't know why i'm pretending like i know what hai karate is.

[Teddy B 17,252]

i don't know why i'm pretending like i know what hai karate is.

[decocker 7,198]

i had no idea buddy holly was in commercials. or that he karate chopped hot women.

[Teddy B 17,252]

i had no idea buddy holly was in commercials. or that he karate chopped hot women.

I think Hai Karate might be VOL's secret with the Filipina wimmins.

[decocker 7,198]

I think Hai Karate might be VOL's secret with the Filipina wimmins.

breaking:

[elmcitymaven 9,712]

have i seen this? are there pit stains?

I'd suggest looking in the Hiroshima thread.