The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[TBoneTX 45,324]

Why are you showing pornographic pics of your wife? Reported!

Why AREN'T you showing pornographic pics of YOUR wife? Reported!

And where are the photos of TB, hmmmm?

As the psychiatrist said to the patient who was having nightmares about multicolored hogs, "These are merely pigments of your imagination," see ma'am. We might be one, si ma'am, or might simply be unfotogenic, sigh man.

This was from a few weeks ago when he turned Many months:

Many months is a cute age, si ma'am. Mrs. T-B. just got some fotos developed for a foto album, and several of Mini-B.'s fotos from that age were there, lumps in throats man.

1. he's adorable Nola!!!

2. T-bone... you're a lucky man. Which I think you know otherwise you wouldn't be the one doing all the laundry and dishes. Well trained and aware are you!

1. Si, ma'am.

2. Or, we operate defensively to overcome ADD in she man, si ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,324]

No. Feeding babies talk.

They are simply keeping us abreast of the situation, see Steveklar man.

Yay hair done. Purple! Weeee!

Fotos of purple hair or it isn't purple, see or no Niki-B. ma'am!

1. I seen a picture of TB

2. He is very well trained, I can't seem to get the Hillbilly to do much in the house work department.

Many. Purple hair

Many. Although he did take me shopping all day till I found something I like. I've been putting off buying cloths because I hate how I look but I really couldn't wait any longer.

Many. I think if I can stand it I'm weaning the boy on the long weekend. But I usually give in as he doesn't want to stop

1. Stalking!!! REPORTED!!!!!

2. You should hear (and shall, in the Sat. Report) what Mrs. T-B. did today, she man.

Many. Fotos or it didn't happen, see or no man!

Many. Take off all your clothes, D ma'am, and we shall inspect, see D ma'am.

Many. Is he biting, ouch D ma'am?

Tark =wuss

And what did Tiff cook you for dinner in this most recent lifetime, huh man?

And what did Tiff throw out of yours in this most recent lifetime, huh man?

Sittin' real crowded.....

Fotos or sittin' unreally crowded, see or no man.

btw you got a hair pic

Favoritism! Restricting or inhibiting other members from using & enjoying the forums! REPORTED!!!

Went to dinner with the Gumps, and Tiff's thuggy friend "PC", Fat boy, and his mother (aka Tiff's aunt).....

What a family you married into, sigh man...

[TBoneTX 45,324]

Saturday rental-casa & non-GS report, see man:

Took Heap Strong back-pill to good effect, low ouch man.

Hastily roaded ourself with time-limit restriction of Many (2x2x2+1) a.m., obey she man.

Dropped dry-cleaning for same-day, efficient we man.

Swung by two worthless GSs, sigh man.

Dutifully returned to casa before deadline, obey she man.

Loaded lawnmower into Mrs. T-B.-mobile, spinal objections man.

Mrs. T-B. dropped Mini-B. with Mama T-B., she wee senior she man.

We T-B.-mobiled to rental casa, obey she man.

Mrs. T-B. appeared shortly and announced no gas in tank, ADD she man.

Unloaded lawnmower, spinal objections man.

Began mow-lawning VERY tall VERY wet grass, good grief man.

Hastily returned to real casa to up-pick side-discharge chute, crucial man.

First, detoured to gas station to fill Mrs.-T-B.-mobile beyond its capacity, wow man.

Mow-lawning used to take merely Many (2x2x2x2x2+[2x2x2]) minutes, memory man.

This mow-lawning took over 2 hours, good grief man.

Advance 2 inches, semisuccessfully tilt mower to avoid stalling, egad man.

Lather, rinse, repeat, interminably man.

Finally out-figured that pulling mower backwards was more efficient, mystery man.

Finished last strip literally Many (2+2+1) seconds before torrential downpour, wow man.

Used a record number of Many (2x2x2) sweatbands, necessary man.

Mrs. T-B. installed Many 2-inch faux-wood blinds by herself, capable she man.

Mrs. T-B. then began clean-housing, redo maid's paid work she man.

We returned to real casa to shower and recover, wow man.

We retrieved Mini-B. from Mama T-B., wee from senior she man.

Took Jack-in-the-Box drive-through coupon for lunch, deal man.

Returned with Mini-B. to real casa to ingest deal, delighted wee man.

Warshered/baked kitchen rags + mow-lawning attire, do early man.

Took Mini-B. to rental casa, we and wee man.

Mini-B. thrilled to be able to move around in now-clean r-casa, glee wee man.

Mrs. T-B. internally cleaned, then pressure-warshed back patio, difference man.

We decontaminated garage, obey she man.

At Many (2x2+2) p.m., left r-casa in both -mobiles, we and wee-and-she man.

Unloaded lawnmower at real casa, Round Two egad man.

Subdued wet, semi-tall growth with sense of mission, missionary position man.

Took Many'rd shower of day, tie the record man.

Left on store trip but turned around mid-way, too exhausted man.

Dished the warsher, mandatory Saturday and very full man.

Should have warshered r-casa cleaning-rags + mow-lawning attire, didn't man.

De-dish cat prep Heap Strong back-medicine zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

[Asia 2,498]

Morning!

[Asia 2,498]

Thank you girls, but from what I hear, he's probably not going to recover. I like the guy a lot. Here's the kid with her great grandpa 2013.

Sorry to hear that

[Asia 2,498]

Look, why couldn't our friend Asia find this "money train"?

http://news.yahoo.com/men-claim-nazi-train-loaded-treasure-poland-105846768.html

Cause Asia wasn't looking for it

[Asia 2,498]

Mrs. T-B. [still with ADD stare]: I thought you were dead, so there was no need to take them in.

T-B. [to self]: , man

Sorry, T-B, but seems to me that's Mrs. T-B's secret wish

[Asia 2,498]

I know and she asked me just last month on when she can introduce cereal and I told her to skip the cereal and go to veggies but not at 2 months old for crying out loud.

That's absolutely ridiculous.

[Asia 2,498]

And where are the photos of TB, hmmmm?

And where are the fotos of Mini-B?

[Asia 2,498]

This was from a few weeks ago when he turned 3 months:

Awwww

Adorable!

[Asia 2,498]

And that's Bart, in his 4 months old glory

[SAT 9,609]

Why AREN'T you showing pornographic pics of YOUR wife? Reported!

False reporting, reported!

[SAT 9,609]

Favoritism! Restricting or inhibiting other members from using & enjoying the forums! REPORTED!!!

Don't hate.....Niki can't help it if she no like you......

Sorry to hear that

Thanks, we're hoping for the best.

[SAT 9,609]

And that's Bart, in his 4 months old glory

He's a cutie all right.....

"et...tú.....Bárte........"

[NikLR 13,227]

I was working on instagram

No they where in bed hours ago.

I didn't even realize the time until it was midnight and I said to my buddy, hey I gotta go to bed! Sleeping in isn't the best idea for me.

They are simply keeping us abreast of the situation, see Steveklar man.

Fotos of purple hair or it isn't purple, see or no Niki-B. ma'am!

1. Stalking!!! REPORTED!!!!!

2. You should hear (and shall, in the Sat. Report) what Mrs. T-B. did today, she man.

Many. Fotos or it didn't happen, see or no man!

Many. Take off all your clothes, D ma'am, and we shall inspect, see D ma'am.

Many. Is he biting, ouch D ma'am?

And what did Tiff cook you for dinner in this most recent lifetime, huh man?

And what did Tiff throw out of yours in this most recent lifetime, huh man?

Fotos or sittin' unreally crowded, see or no man.

Favoritism! Restricting or inhibiting other members from using & enjoying the forums! REPORTED!!!

What a family you married into, sigh man...

Well the only photo I have is on FB and that's against the rules I don't want every Tom, Dark, and Harry knowing my real name thanks!

Hubs ran off on the bike today for a day of bike riding.

and by bike I mean motorcycle.