The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[TBoneTX 45,299]

Part-Sunday report, part-see man:

Awoke groggy, went re-asleep, awoke groggy man.

Back hurting like an illegitimate male child, ouch man.

Laundry not readied by Mrs. T-B., no she man.

Began groggily reading Sunday paper, squint man.

Mini-B.'s little playmate comes over, raucous man.

Went to rental casa to measure windows for blinds, blind-man see man.

Return-air grill for A/C a completely nonstandard size, unreplaceable sigh man.

Went to Lowe's to price blinds, heart attack man.

Can order custom sizes on-line for a Many'rd or Many'th of their price, better man.

However, will take 2 weeks to arrive, sigh man.

Returned to casa discouraged, headache man.

Warshered/baked laundry load #1; warshered LL #2, amidst wee bedlam man.

Must fold LL #2, bake LL #Many, warsher LL #Many, should be all man.

Must prepare for Wed. trip, too many minute details man.

Need nap worse than anything, need zzz man.

[SAT 9,609]

Did the public feed you anything good, or just stale peanuts and popcorn, huh D ma'am?

Her kids threw peanuts at you?

[Ontarkie 14,225]

I'll post pics later, I don't have any on my computer yet!

[TBoneTX 45,299]

Her kids threw peanuts at you?

We ASKED for hamburgers and pizza but got only junk, grrr man.

(Bad Ontarklar's offspring! Bad, BAD Ontarklar's offspring!)

[Ontarkie 14,225]

You are on a diet remember!! You shouldn't eat hamburgers and pizza!

[TBoneTX 45,299]

Who diet?

We firmly believe that "We see what we eat" is the same as "We eat what we see," eat and see D ma'am!

[Ontarkie 14,225]

I wish I could only see and not eat!

[TBoneTX 45,299]

Remember that you're hot, D ma'am.

[TBoneTX 45,299]

Most-of-rest-of-Sunday report, mostly see man:

This has been a stressful day, sigh man.

No nap... on a Sunday, for crying out loud man.

Almost no downtime, none man.

Finished LL #Many, finally man.

Made all lunches for week, Many man.

Foresaw being too wiped to make 2 now & 2 on Wednesday, return from trip man.

Mini-B. wanted pizza for dinner, insistent wee man.

Mrs. T-B. picked up frozen supermarket pizzas, she for wee man.

Post-ingestion created much mess, egad man.

Mess necessitated dishing the warsher, sometimes done on Sundays man.

This put us even farther behind on trip-prep, further stress man.

Mrs. T-B. went to rental casa to remeasure windows, our request of she man.

(Measurements almost equaled ours, vindication man.)

Seemingly promising on-line source not much cheaper than Lowe's, no man.

Mrs. T-B. will therefore buy & size blinds there, blind she man.

Monday to be furtherly stressful, projection man.

Must get good start to reach end-week POTS quota, in only Many (2+2) days man.

Must then curbside heavy trash at rental casa, rentress a pig man.

Must then attempt trip-packing, probably sacrifice nap man.

Too many details, need to eat elephant bite at time man.

Edited August 17, 2015 by TBoneTX

[Ontarkie 14,225]

All three older boys start school tomorrow. My baby #4 still is my baby is going to college

I'm going to be a mess when the little SeaMonkey goes off to school

[TBoneTX 45,299]

All Many older boys start school tomorrow. My baby #Many still is my baby is going to college

I'm going to be a mess when the little SeaMonkey goes off to school

Number and rank of babies corrected, P-math failure D ma'am.

What will Baby #Many major in, huh D ma'am?

We know -- repairing transmissions in bathtubs. Got it, first try, whee man!

Mini-B. starts preschool on Sept. 1 or thenabouts, growing wee man.

We still remember his chubby little hindquarters in diapers, man.

Mrs. T-B. was crushed not to be pregnant again, false lateness she man.

We were sad, too, sigh man.

At least you have your twins or Manylets in the oven, D ma'am! :dance:

[Ontarkie 14,225]

Oh man sorry to hear about the false lateness.

Has Mrs TB gone to get a once over with a fertility doctor. Remember Ob's are train to take care of women after they get pregnant, where the fertility doctors are trained to help you get pregnant. She may just need a few vitamins or get your timing right!

We won't be sending the Tornado to preschool if I had my way we won't be sending her to school her at all.

The younger of the boys is taking Construction Management, he may change his mind still.

pfff no more babies here pfff

[Ontarkie 14,225]

Ok I'm off to bed.

[TBoneTX 45,299]

1. Oh man sorry to hear about the false lateness.

2. Has Mrs TB gone to get a once over with a fertility doctor. Remember Ob's are train to take care of women after they get pregnant, where the fertility doctors are trained to help you get pregnant. She may just need a few vitamins or get your timing right!

Many. We won't be sending the Tornado to preschool if I had my way we won't be sending her to school her at all.

Many. The younger of the boys is taking Construction Management, he may change his mind still.

Many. pfff no more babies here pfff

1. This was hinted at in prior messages, no one see man.

2. Mrs. T-B. needs to see the acupuncturist regularly, highly successful at fertility man.

Many. Thus equaling the educational level of most hillbillies, si D ma'am!

Many. What about Transmissions in Bathtubs 101, huh D ma'am?

Many. Lies, D ma'am, lies!

[TBoneTX 45,299]

End-Sunday end-report, finally see man:

Up-waited to de-dish the warsher, pending now man.

Then cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', absent Commie- and other babes* with unallocated +1 inventories!

*and absent Steveklar, what happened man