The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[SAT 9,609]

I haven't had a thermometer for the pool since my yellow lab ate it.

It was one like this.

http://www.amazon.com/GAME-7000-Derby-Duck-Themometer/dp/B0002UMXKS/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1439567756&sr=8-3&keywords=pool+thermometer+floating

You vera dum #####....

Who told you to buy a duck thermometer?

If I was a dog, I woulda been like "mmmm....duck....bet!"

If dark was a dog, he'd lick his own nads....

[Darnell 8,478]

Where am I supposed to get my slippers now? Huh? Answer me!

ha - that's easy. when fooks move out of the dense apartment, the other fooks throw away their slippers.

so, it's time to learn which dumpsters hold what, in yer locale ..

Yay Unca Steve ! Finally a reason to go dumpster diving !

[SAT 9,609]

What part of what I write don't ya understand?

Yankee Chinawoman take summer off to travel world must be rich....

[Darnell 8,478]

What part of what I write don't ya understand?

Yankee Chinawoman take summer off to travel world must be rich....

oh, maybe they sold their nail shops instead?

[SAT 9,609]

ha - that's easy. when fooks move out of the dense apartment, the other fooks throw away their slippers.

so, it's time to learn which dumpsters hold what, in yer locale ..

Yay Unca Steve ! Finally a reason to go dumpster diving !

Once again, you vera dum uncultured ....

NYC has the largest, best equipped, most overpaid, least worked sanitation dept in the universe. 20 Fook families from 1 single dwelling throws out 100 plastic supermarket bags (fooks don't buy garbage bags) into the street, it is picked up twice a week, after the little old Chinese ladies rifles thru them for plastic bottles.

Ah no a dumpsters here....

[Darnell 8,478]

oh, so you need to schmooze with the old Chinese Ladies, amass all of the slippers for your collection. Who knows? You might be getting into the used slipper bizzness.

Edited August 14, 2015 by Darnell

[SAT 9,609]

oh, maybe they sold their nail shops instead?

They don't own a nail shop. They constantly solicit tiff to open a nail shop with them, because tiff is the one with the NY droit of state cosmetology license. I helped her get it back in....years ago. A cosmetology license in NY permits the holder to open nail, hair, make up, facial salons.

[Darnell 8,478]

so these womens have jobs, w-2 j-o-b jobs ?

[SAT 9,609]

oh, so you need to schmooze with the old Chinese Ladies, amass all of the slippers for your collection. Who knows? You might be getting into the used slipper bizzness.

If I sell them for 59 cents, and I make 10 cents each, all I gotta do is sell 52 pairs each to the entire population of China and India to make a million dollars. I'll be like a hundred times richer than Tark....yeah baby!

[Ontarkie 14,228]

You vera dum #####....

Who told you to buy a duck thermometer?

If I was a dog, I woulda been like "mmmm....duck....bet!"

If dark was a dog, he'd lick his own nads....

Well we had the duck long before the dog. We thought it was hilarious that she would go after it every time she jumped into the pool. Instincts for duck was strong

We ended up buying her more of the squeaky bath toy ducks because she loved to fetch them in the pool.

We couldn't go swimming without her and she would climb the ladder to get into the pool. When she would get a duck she would go back to the ladder and sit up there with it till she spotted another one.

[SAT 9,609]

so these womens have jobs, w-2 j-o-b jobs ?

Ummm....no Forrest.....

One is a housewife, the modest one.

The other one works with tiff....I guess you can say "for tiff".

[Darnell 8,478]

If I sell them for 59 cents, and I make 10 cents each, all I gotta do is sell 52 pairs each to the entire population of China and India to make a million dollars. I'll be like a hundred times richer than Tark....yeah baby!

see? easy peasie, lemon squeezies. for you, is easy to engage the little Aunties on the streets, they love you long time...

[SAT 9,609]

I leave my recyclables in a blue bin on the side of the house, the little old Chinese ladies fight over the 50 cents worth of bottles in there....

Tiff was pissed last week when a Chinese lady took the bucket that was there to carry the bottles.....

I was pissed too, I always run out of buckets for fishing.

[Darnell 8,478]

hahaha. i get buckets at the house construction sites, usually 40 to 50 empties per trip. don't you have a pull-trailer somewhere nearby ?

[Ontarkie 14,228]

This is our old pool with her in it.

She would fetch the toy lizard too

Now I miss her

She like the hose too!