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ok, so does her lemonaide stand, is it on wheels? easy for her to push it around? or you have to carry it each time?

what's her best selling hour during the day, and the demographic on the buyers?

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It's some odd dialect of American I think. Texan?

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he's adorable Nola!!! T-bone... you're a lucky man. Which I think you know otherwise you wouldn't be the one doing all the laundry and dishes. Well trained and aware are you!

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No, it's a chair, and a little China kid table with like Dora stuff on it.

Every neighbor who sees it buy a cup of lemonade. She charges 25 cents, but they give her a dollar and lol.

I'll take a pic next time.

Tarklar would ask her for buy one get one free.....

Speaking of Tarklar, I tipped the deli guy that made me a breakfast burrito this morning.....

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Nope the oldest will not be buying me a phone.

I think her lemonade stand sounds perfect!

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I went to the roof to smoke.

With a cup of coffee in hand.

Transformer on electric pole near roof blows up.

Startles me, jolting coffee cup.

Spills coffee on my white shirt.

Sending con Edison bill....

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Oh wow glad you didn't get hurt.

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Does Tarklar sell toilet paper?

We used to include a sheet of it as a courtesy to the customer, but now that we must turn away business, we can say "No sheet, Sherlock," no sheet man.

I'm just short a cell phone really.

Is that like sayin' that yer dawg ain't sleepin' all the way under the porch, huh D ma'am?

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1. Tarklar would ask her for buy one get one free.....

2. I tipped the deli guy that made me a breakfast burrito this morning.....

1. [perks up ears, free man]

2. Why? Are your farts pungent enough to rent out as insecticide, huh man?

1. Spills coffee on my white shirt.

2. con Edison

1. Who wears white shirts anyway, duh man? All they do is get dirty, duh man.

2. And why would you want to con Edison, huh man? Simply be honest with them, si man.

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09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

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05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

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We used to include a sheet of it as a courtesy to the customer, but now that we must turn away business, we can say "No sheet, Sherlock," no sheet man.

Is that like sayin' that yer dawg ain't sleepin' all the way under the porch, huh D ma'am?

1- you cheap ######

2- is like saying all we need is lemon in the lemonade.....

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1- you cheap ######

2- is like saying all we need is lemon in the lemonade.....

1. [blushes] Why, thank you, si man.

2. All you need is lemon FLAVOR in the lemonade, :bonk: man. And Pink Dye #2, color man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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1. [perks up ears, free man]

2. Why? Are your farts pungent enough to rent out as insecticide, huh man?

1. Who wears white shirts anyway, duh man? All they do is get dirty, duh man.

2. And why would you want to con Edison, huh man? Simply be honest with them, si man.

1- kiddo would say "no lemonade for you, for one year!"

2- the XO, that's who.....

3- once again, you vera dum . Everyone knows that con ed= consolidated Edison.

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1- kiddo would say "no lemonade for you, for one year!"

Many- con ed= consolidated Edison.

1. We dislike lemonade anyway, ha man, preferring paint-thinner with a little grenadine, slurp man.

Many. We say again, see man: don't con Edison, Edward, Edelbert, or any other Ed, :bonk: man!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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1. [blushes] Why, thank you, si man.

2. All you need is lemon FLAVOR in the lemonade, :bonk: man. And Pink Dye #2, color man.

The lemonade Nazi don't cut corners like you. Her lemonade is made with at least 1% real lemon.

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Her lemonade is made with at least 1% real lemon.

You're teaching her, early, to fail in business, sigh man. And you left bilhariziasis off the Material Safety Data Sheet, call the Feds man.

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No one with forensic or reading-talents caught the big news, huh man?

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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