The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[Ontarkie 14,227]

You get one a these like your neighbors!

Poor hillbilly, what did he do to deserve this spoiled rotten wife of his.....

http://www.amazon.com/Caravan-Canopy-V--Kit-10-Feet/dp/B00HWORVRW/ref=lp_3742571_1_13?s=lawn-garden&ie=UTF8&qid=1439221761&sr=1-13

No plus it's too small

His fault for spoiling me. I told him not to start because I won't let him stop

Poor hillbilly.....

Bah it was his idea, he asked me if he thought we could do it

edited:

well, since yer still in the 'thinking' stage, check out instructables.com for more 'great' ideas.

ymmv, depending on the tools you have.

if'n it was me, i'd be using oil-field pipe using pipe-barn construction techniques. makes it easier to enclose it later, if and when you want to 'add a room' instead. but i have a welding rig and know what i'm doing. maybe HillBilly has welding buddies, and oil-field-worker buddies (who know where the pipe yards are, around yer locale)

I checked out that site will look at it more later.

He knows of no one like that.

Edited August 10, 2015 by Ontarkie

[Darnell 8,478]

She wants a pergola, not a ###### maintenance tent....

oh. wood.

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of wood, where's Tark....

He knows of no one like that.

He only knows hillbillies, and, they only have junk car parts.....

[Darnell 8,478]

wait - i could be building something with 3 truck beds, turned upside down, as the roof. No welding required, either.

Edited August 10, 2015 by Darnell

[SAT 9,609]

3 truck beds turned upside-down= hillbilly's dog house.

How dare you expect stretch to sit in it!

[Ontarkie 14,227]

Boy you two I tell ya

[SAT 9,609]

I bet you guys that Darklar is a hoarder.....

[Darnell 8,478]

Boy you two I tell ya

#MenWithTools !!!

ok - whats yer budget for this project, and where you getting the wood?

[SAT 9,609]

I bet you he's got enough old newspapers to fuel a fire that can power like 8000 homes....

and where you getting the wood?

Hillbilly and sons, backyard, axe....

Edited August 10, 2015 by SAT

[Darnell 8,478]

I bet you guys that Darklar is a hoarder.....

uhm, nope. I don't keep 'stock' or multiples. I do keep various parts and pieces around, until a collection is complete or it's a garden workday, but I don't hoard. I rarely pick up something without knowing it's future purpose, but if I do (cause I'm required to 'take all' sometimes) then the stuff goes away via FreeCycle, within a week of acquisition. I don't let my spaces get messy at all.

Example - I collected 6 rolls of hurricane fence that was de-installed, 120 ft per roll, 50 inches high. plus about 90 fence-polls. plus about 90 sheets of D-Channel metal siding sheets. Once it was all there, I built a fence around the garden. #HoodRatProtection . But the span o time, start o collection to finished construction, was about 6 weeks. The concrete knocked off from the fence-poles went to another gardener, who uses them to cover stuff in _his_ garden.

My mother was a hoarder. The psychiatric sherrif called me at least twice a month during their wellness checks to 'help her out' when we lived in the same area code. No Thank You, Unca Steve.

Another example - I collected pavers and stone and bricks and paver pieces for about 5 weeks, then built :

1. extended driveway at a house, widened with the pavers

2. walkways in the garden space with the bricks.

so no, I don't hoard. #BiteMe !

Edited August 10, 2015 by Darnell

[SAT 9,609]

Man I'm starving.....

I have to interview a guy at 2.....

Speaking of 2, feedin' time at the zoo....is two....

Where's Tark.....

[SAT 9,609]

so no, I don't hoard. #BiteMe !

Frenchy will bite ya....

So, how long you been hoarding?

And, English pic now.....

[TBoneTX 45,312]

The temps are way too hight nowadays!

Present, hot Asia! Present, PRESENT hot HOT Asia! (with glaringly unallocated +1 inventory, oj tak)

We've been having Many-Many'F for the last week

It is that here, too, oj sweat. Texas & Poland Many, Nueva York bleccch, oj tak.

Edited August 10, 2015 by TBoneTX

[SAT 9,609]

Oh no, it's the Return of the Tardi....

That's pronounced tard-eye....

[TBoneTX 45,312]

Many isn't too bad, but over that starts to get hot.....

[to self] , man

How many times must you be told that only at MANY degrees, and not Many, does it get hot, huh man?

Without the AC Many is bad

Here is a Many-step method to energy-efficient air conditioning, oj see:

1. Take off all your clothes

2. Blow on a friend

Many. Think clean thoughts

Many in an Apartment is not fun at all.

That depends on the value of Many, D ma'am.

but but - isn't yer flat one of them old ones, with the Many to Many.Many metre ceiling height

Nailed it, Bro D man.

Yes, it's Many.Many meter high.

I've been having Many-Many'F in my room

(Oj nie; Bro D wasn't even close, according to Asia, oj sigh)

Follow A/C instructions above and send fotos as proof, oj tak.

I'm trying to decide if I want to build a pergola.

Isn't that a dangerous skin lesion that the dermatologist has to cut off, huh D ma'am?