The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[SAT 9,609]

hmm - her mama a cantonese speaker, not a mandarin speaker? ok... [and wow]

Now, until now, I had always thought you were pretty cultured and well traveled.

But, you dum again, everyone knows that a Malaysian Chinawoman speaks about 8 languages.....

Tiff ancestry is hakka.

[Darnell 8,478]

ya, i know of hakka.

most of the malaysian chinese sell me food in mandarin. but it's been years.

[SAT 9,609]

That's because they figure they should speak mandarin to a gwai lo. Because gwai los no speaka hakka. The standard Chinese tongue in Malaysia is hakka. Which long ago, was also the standard for Hong Kong.

Singlapore's standard tongue is Mandarin.

[Ontarkie 14,224]

Boy you two are chatty. Almost all off horse manure though!

[SAT 9,609]

Who told him to start yapping about horse doodle.....

And you know when I start talking kupa, Tark naturally comes to mind....

Now, what did you cook hillbilly for supper?

A southern standard?

[Ontarkie 14,224]

To stinking hot here today. it was 108 we went out for chinese

[SAT 9,609]

Wonton soup?

[SAT 9,609]

I can invent a new wonton called wonton roni.

The jingle would be; "won-ton roni, made with Chinese rats...."

[Ontarkie 14,224]

I had some The Tornado likes it too.

And what ever they do with rice noodles, green beans(one of the few veggies I eat) sesame chicken, spring roll, and sweet and sour chicken. Hmm that might of been all.

I can invent a new wonton called wonton roni.

The jingle would be; "won-ton roni, made with Chinese rats...."

Don't ruin it for me:(

[SAT 9,609]

Tark-lar roni, made with guinea pigs....

Fren-chy roni, made with Nippon yeast....

Stretch-a-roni, made with real butt meat....

[SAT 9,609]

I had some The Tornado likes it too.

And what ever they do with rice noodles, green beans(one of the few veggies I eat) sesame chicken, spring roll, and sweet and sour chicken. Hmm that might of been all.

Ah that's a fine meal of continental cuisine

[Ontarkie 14,224]

Yes it is definitely is not authentic stuff. I don't want authentic, the Hillbilly likes it and he can go for it without me

[SAT 9,609]

What kinda garbage are you serving my hillbilly friend? Tomorrow, you make him pork chops! And tater tots!

Yes it is definitely is not authentic stuff. I don't want authentic, the Hillbilly likes it and he can go for it without me

1- how does hillbilly know he likes the real ? There's no real within a thousand miles of the mason Dixon....

2- see? The hillbilly knows good when he sees it....

[Ontarkie 14,224]

He's cooking silly! His butt is going on the smoker tonight and will be smoked all night long and most of tomorrow. I made macaroni salad for him and the kids. I don't eat that either I'm going to make a tiramisu bowl with strawberries, raspberries and blackberries oh and blueberries

[SAT 9,609]

Remember my bizarre foods thread? Hmm....it should be revived.....

He's cooking silly

Where did he get a recipe for "silly"?