The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[Ontarkie 14,224]

Why is he smoking his pocked butt....

And will it fit in the smoker?

Smarty pants!! pork butt and that will fit in the smoker

[SAT 9,609]

Baby is big! She's growing.

She's a fat little sucker all right...

Smarty pants!! pork butt and that will fit in the smoker

Butt pic...

[Ontarkie 14,224]

It won't be done till tomorrow all you would get is one with it in brine!

[SAT 9,609]

That hillbilly sure likes to smoke butts.....

[Darnell 8,478]

Speaking of screwed up life, where's Darklar.....

It's been a busy day, unscrewing the inscrutable/unscrewable.

3 hours in the garden, watering and de-weeding, rapid-fire sale of horse manure, about 1100 pounds this morning.

then some running around with a trailer, getting some metal forms from a metal recycling company.

another trip to help buddies removing hurricane fence - they gave me half cause i brought the right tool to remove concrete-embedded fence posts.

back at home, a shower, a nap, and my krewe woke me up to make an impromptu business meeting.

fast-forward to now, i've found a keyboard and am writing whilst it's a h3ll-searing 102 degrees outside.

That hillbilly sure likes to smoke butts.....

eh - give him half credit for knowing about the brining process, aye? that's a big dealio down here in the south.

The Hillbilly is prepping his pock butt for the smoker!

did he buy the pock or do something on a pock hunt? I hate hunting em, really, but sometimes if get 10 to 12 within 2 hours, it's a good hunt.

[SAT 9,609]

How many lbs of horse does it take to make 1100 lbs of horse manure?

And, is that why you had 1100 in your wallet? You got a dollar a lb?

[Darnell 8,478]

i don't run the math on # o horses to make 1100 pounds o horse manure.

what matters to my buyers, instead, is that it's aged 3 years in the pile before I remove it from the pile and bag it.

na, that was cash from a farmer's market foray.

[SAT 9,609]

So every 3 years, you're knee deep in horse #### ?

Speaking of horse , where's Tarklar.....

[Darnell 8,478]

look, this pile o manure at my horse manure buddy's place

is

60 ft deep,

190 feet long,

8 foot high at the low spots

and they pile it per calendar, new stuff on the far side.

i take the stuff that's been aging for 3 years.

Sorry yer having troubles with this, Unca Steve.

My buddy runs 50 to 100 horses per month, training and boarding.

God's Biscuits, if my post gets Tark-o-sized on the numbers I'm a gonna report it as TOS violation.

Edited August 8, 2015 by Darnell

[SAT 9,609]

OK, if you get 1100 lbs of horse every 3 years, that's about 375 lbs a year.

That's just over 1 lb of horse a day.

A half a horse can shoot that out.....

What's the other 99 horses doing?

And man, #### Tark, he keeps trying to peddle his toilet seat here......

And, I'm not buying a toilet seat that comes with a FDA warning like this.......

The most common side effects are: Rash on your azz, diarrhea, vomiting, sudden loss of consciousness, West Nile Encephalitis, and Legionnaires disease. If you experience blisters on your azz, stop use immediately, and consult a doctor (But first, wipe azz). Some model seats are made with a polymer containing Melamine, a substance known to cause retardation. Do not use if room temperature is above 79 degrees F, some seats have been known to crack and splinter. If that happens, consult a doctor immediately.

[Darnell 8,478]

reminder - i move 1500 to 2000 pounds o aged horse manure each month, Unca Steve.

[SAT 9,609]

So.....lemme relegate to Tarkculus (The study of change, small change).....

If it takes 1 horse, 1 day, to krap 1 lb of krap......

then, how long does it take for a half a horse to krap a half a lb of krap.......

lol I crack myself up.....

[SAT 9,609]

reminder - i move 1500 to 2000 pounds o aged horse manure each month, Unca Steve.

Ah, here's a pic of you making a deal with this Bolivian gentleman......

[Darnell 8,478]

half a horse? That's good eating, if'n slow-smoked. yum !

Ah, here's a pic of you making a deal with this Bolivian gentleman......

[snip]

horse manure is not a euphemism for anything else, Unca Steve.

[SAT 9,609]

May be Hillbilly is really smoking horse butt, and he told Stretch it was pock butt......

horse manure is not a euphemism for anything else, Unca Steve.

Yeah, but the money still has to be laundered, it's covered in !