The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[NikLR 13,227]

Bike sold.

now to get a new bike

i am wondering if they'll give a loan all things considered (just an extension letter.)

[Ontarkie 14,224]

Steve the only thing on that list that I would eat is the Real Polish kielbasa

[TBoneTX 45,291]

I took a nap with the sea monkey Just woke up

+1 for nap, -1 for waking up, zzz and no zzz D ma'am.

Speaking of Tarklar, I gotta go #2.....

Your rectal experience will be far more comfortable -- and stylish -- on your very own pre-owned toilet seat, made-in-the-USA models provided exclusively by Us, si man. Order yours today, whee man!

I like wonton soup

When we lived on the East Coast, we often visited a Chinese restaurant in D.C., ingest man. The place finally replaced its old, stained menus with fancier new ones. The very first item on the menu was "wanton" soup. We immediately said, "We'll have Many bowls, si man!"

Edited August 8, 2015 by TBoneTX

[TBoneTX 45,291]

Steve the only thing on that list that I would eat is the Real Polish kielbasa

A steady diet thereof reputedly helps one's P-math skills, oj tak.

Re our gripping story above, it strikes us that we could earn a second fulfilling living purely by selling ourselves as an editor of Chinese-restaurant menus, oj tak.

[TBoneTX 45,291]

End-week pre-endweek report, see man:

Slam-dunked weekly POTS quota, easy man.

Casa-ward commute that we wish we could clone, whee man.

Mrs. T-B. coming down with pretty good/bad cold, congested she man.

Mini-B. returned from little HongKongian playmate's casa, wee men.

Tiff Mrs. T-B. produced dinner, she man:

-- supermarket roasted chicken, ingest man

-- macaroni/corn salad, ingest man

-- rice, ingest man

We thanked Tiff Mrs. T-B. for her mealtime efforts while sick, wifely she man.

Conversation with Mrs. T-B., read man:

Mrs. T-B.: I want to register to vote.

T-B. [startled]: Why? You never showed the slightest interest before.

Mrs. T-B.: I had too much going on. I want to do it now.

T-B. [suspiciously]: Why? Who do you want to vote for?

Mrs. T-B.: I don't know. I just want to be able to.

T-B.: If you want to vote for Hilary, I'll send you back now and call the rubias.

Mrs. T-B.: How do I register to vote?

T-B.: You need to know what "tortfeasor" means, first.

Mrs. T-B.: What does "torkfeeder" mean?

T-B.: You're the one who wants to vote, so you need to learn.

Mrs. T-B.: And after that, I can vote?

T-B.: Probably, except I need to know who you plan to vote for. Some socialista.

Mrs. T-B.: I haven't decided yet.

T-B.: Well, let's see: Correa [semi-dictator of Ecu] isn't on our ballot yet...

Mrs. T-B.: Everybody's sick of him down there.

T-B.: Then you can vote for Bernard Sanders here.

Mrs. T-B.: Who's that?

T-B.: Different from Ted Cruz, for example.

Mrs. T-B.: So is he or Ted Cruz the answer to the torkfeeter question when I register to vote?

T-B. [to self]:

Read two books to rapidly fading Mini-B., we and wee read man.

Took intense, highly successful nap, but without cat, we without miu zzz man.

Cat was waiting outside (open) door when we awoke, why not come in miu man.

Mrs. T-B. mooching cold-medicine, got the gringa spirit she man.

Very few GSs on itinerary, sigh man.

We actually took a couple of potential ones off the itinerary, low enthusiasm man.

Supposed to be Many-digit-degrees F. all week here, Texas Many Nueva York zero man.

Cat prep zzz man.

Mornin', Commie-* and other babes with hoarded +1 inventories!

*Again-absent Asia! Again-absent, AGAIN-ABSENT Asia!

[SAT 9,609]

When we lived on the East Coast, we often visited a Chinese restaurant in D.C., ingest man. The place finally replaced its old, stained menus with fancier new ones. The very first item on the menu was "wanton" soup. We immediately said, "We'll have Many bowls, si man!"

And you stopped going over there because they ended the "buy one get one free" deal?

Bike sold.

now to get a new bike

i am wondering if they'll give a loan all things considered (just an extension letter.)

Are you gonna get to drive the new car now?

Steve the only thing on that list that I would eat is the Real Polish kielbasa

Real polish kielbasa is made with rats....

That reminds me, Frenchy should be back in motherland by now, safe and sound, in Calais....

[NikLR 13,227]

And you stopped going over there because they ended the "buy one get one free" deal?

Are you gonna get to drive the new car now?

Real polish kielbasa is made with rats....

Hubs is working 8s now, so it's unlikely.

[SAT 9,609]

Tell him to ride his bike. You drive car.....

And, why, may I ask, are you up at 0030 Rocky mountain time?.....

[NikLR 13,227]

I wake up at 5am every week day to today was no difference to my body's alarm clock.

[NikLR 13,227]

Also I'd rather him drive the car than a bike. People are ####### to motorbikes. At least on the new one we can both ride. He will need a new helmet and I plan on making sure he has more safety gear as the new bike is significantly more powerful. I will need a helmet and jacket too at the minimum, but I feel rather nervous about riding the bike so I doubt I will be anytime soon.

Oh and last point, car was cheaper than bike.

[SAT 9,609]

I'm up at like 6-7 everyday...

<yawn>

I've had sleep disorder since I was about 13.

Screwed up life...

Speaking of screwed up life, where's Darklar.....

[Ontarkie 14,224]

The Hillbilly is prepping his pock butt for the smoker!

[SAT 9,609]

Why is he smoking his pocked butt....

And will it fit in the smoker?

[SAT 9,609]

We went here yesterday

There's a few pics in the bucket.

There was a mint 66 stang in the lot.....

Tiff ate this whole thing...

[NikLR 13,227]

Baby is big! She's growing.