The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[SAT 9,609]

Wallet = $Many, whee man

Bank = $Many,000,000, with more weekly in POTS receipts*, whee man

*Bank keeps a special red carpet especially for when we arrive with the deposits, roll out man

Missed one, man.

1-ah you must use the "Dime savings bank"

2- oh yeah, you only have 2 jokes.....

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Part-Thursday part-report, part the read see man:

Slept like rock and awoke in minimal back-pain, yay acu man.

Informed Mrs. T-B. about caucus with real-estate guy during wee hours, wee caucus man.

Highly acceptable inbound commute, no turtles or tickets man.

At office, amidst incoming POTS orders, tele-caucused with Mrs. T-B., she man.

Mrs. T-B. had called r.e. agent and read him the riot act, fearsome she man:

-- no more pets, no arf or woof man

-- renter pays $Many more/mo. than previously, freeload man

Mrs. T-B. had called two foundation-repair companies, she man:

-- previous co. coming on Sept. Many'th for inspection of previous work, fix man

-- new co. coming on Sept. Many'th for evaluation of new work, prospective fix man

We told Mrs. T-B. that, pending today's She-expenses, we are proud of her, si she man.

Record number of POTS orders, figured out why man.

Satisfaction of Ontarklar's alienated customers has hit the social media, popular man.

We shall continue and also earn referral fees, financial acumen man.

Cat prep zzz man.*

*Seeing if you're paying attention, see attentively man

Afternoon/evenin', Returned Commie- and other babes with +1 inventories!

[TBoneTX 45,309]

Because, you dum ######, I was attacking Canadian broads. Duh!

The syndrome extends beyond Canadia, duh yourself man.

1-ah you must use the "Dime savings bank"

2- oh yeah, you only have 2 jokes.....

1. Buddy, you can't spare a dime, no dime to waste man.

2. Oh yeah, someone can't distinguish between "2" and "Many," duh man.

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

I only have like $85 in my wallet, but that is because I recently went to the bank to get money for the county fair.

I prefer credit cards because I get points. I pay off my balance every month, so it is worth it for me.

[SAT 9,609]

Oh yeah, I forgot about the points. Discover (black card) is awesome for that. I even pay my insurance bills on it. I charge at least a couple of thousand on it a month....get like fiddy bucks back....

[SAT 9,609]

I get a company American Distress card. But I only charge like a hunnit bucks on it a month.....

American Distress....

[N-o-l-a 7,167]

3.5 months of summer vacation is just too long, why oh why do they do this to us? It is Minnesota, what we need is 3.5 months of winter vacation so I don't have to leave my house when it is -20 out.

[Jacque67 7,328]

Where ya going ?

You marklan ham hock hick.....

Hey I just invented a new game!

"Ham hock hick"

It's just like tic tac toe, except you draw ham hocks and watermelons.....

To London.

Well just packed my suitcase now have to waste time hanging around for the kuronekko (black cat) guy to come pick it up to take to my hotel at Haneda. He will show up sometime before 1pm! The cicadas are driving me nuts.

My friends and I were thinking of dressing as ninjas for the flight, but my brother said we might get mistaken for ISIS members and get arrested, so I think we'll give it a miss. What a bore;) Might go for yukatas instead.

[Jacque67 7,328]

I get a company American Distress card. But I only charge like a hunnit bucks on it a month.....

American Distress....

The convenience stores here issue cards-each time you buy a rice ball or Pepsi at the store you gain points. A great system!

3.5 months of summer vacation is just too long, why oh why do they do this to us? It is Minnesota, what we need is 3.5 months of winter vacation so I don't have to leave my house when it is -20 out.

Wow! I can't even imagine such a long vacation! What do the kids do everyday ?

[Jacque67 7,328]

So this is the look we might go for. These a real yukatas -not the "aimed for foreign tourists" garbage that is sold at Narita airport .

[NikLR 13,227]

Why you no turn your photos?

[Jacque67 7,328]

Why you no turn your photos?

They look straight to me? Starklar must have a neck problem...

[NikLR 13,227]

They look straight to me? Starklar must have a neck problem...

This looks like up is up and not to the left?

looks like where the sky or ceiling would be is to the left meaning i must turn my head to see it vertically.

[SAT 9,609]

3.5 months of summer vacation is just too long, why oh why do they do this to us? It is Minnesota, what we need is 3.5 months of winter vacation so I don't have to leave my house when it is -20 out.

I thought you said you like the cold......now suffer!

To London.

Buy me something......

So this is the look we might go for. These a real yukatas -not the "aimed for foreign tourists" garbage that is sold at Narita airport .

There appears to be a nice nipponese MILF (NILF) in that pic.......

Oh yeah, I'm not looking at anymore of your pics until the Oriental-tation is corrected......

They look straight to me? Starklar must have a neck problem...

I don't have a neck problem. You musta turned Nipponese from living there too long....you do everything sideways!

[Jacque67 7,328]

Still no show! Will probably arrive at 1pm on the dot-aaaaargh. I wanna go outside!