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It's some odd dialect of American I think. Texan?

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he's adorable Nola!!! T-bone... you're a lucky man. Which I think you know otherwise you wouldn't be the one doing all the laundry and dishes. Well trained and aware are you!

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I'm not the one washing dishes and doing laundry...

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And, the answer to that is; who ISN'T taking her for new clothes....But I want her to be frugal, not spoiled....

So you've really no control over frivolous purchases during each purchase trip. Suggest you keep receipts, return the crup and get the monies back. then put the monies into the educational fund.

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Let's take a quick survey, how much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

wallet? 1100

cash bank bag? 29K something, I gotta make a deposit today.

Mmmm....squirrel grease.....

gravy made from drippings, grease, etc... come on, you can make gravy at home with that beef stuff.

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No powder gravy. I bought the cans :P Squirrel will never be part of my poutine!!

Maybe like $20. I only keep enough for when he realizes he needs cash :P

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So you've really no control over frivolous purchases during each purchase trip. Suggest you keep receipts, return the crup and get the monies back. then put the monies into the educational fund.

She's a popular kid. Everyone wants to take her out lol.

I got her education covered. Both of them....

I have.....2 and change.....

When I yoke Darklar, I'll have 30k....

But the other day, I really had nothing, down to 0, not even a quarter. Daughter's godfather bought dinner lol.....

Speaking of 0s, where's Tarklar.....

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It's almost "Tarklar time".

Which one of his 3 redundant jokes will he tell today?

Is it.....

A- Texas aggie

B- if you're healthy enough to exercise

C- did you lose a wad of cash with a rubber band around it

D- all of the above

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Nope.

Don't have a DL.

Don't have a car.

Deprived Asia! Deprived, DEPRIVED Asia!

That's OK -- your rich gringo husband will have both, oj tak.

1. Asia was absent

2. Started going to the gym/fitness and was tired after that

1. Bad absent Asia! Bad, BAD absent ABS?ENT Asia!

2. If you're healthy enough to exercise, you're healthy enough NOT to, oj tak and nie.

1. You go get a license and a car right now young lady!

2. And an air conditioned one. With power windows! And, leather heated seats!

Many. You expect us to take a bus if we ever go to Poland?

1. Obstinate Asia! Obstinate, OBSTINATE Asia!

2. We could sell her the Pontiac if we still had it, oj tak.

Many. Especially because they try to drive while perpendicular to the roadways, oj tak.

grits (greets)

Imitating Mrs. T-B. weethout permeesion, she man! Reported!!!

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07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

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09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

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04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

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No the crazy squirrel jumped between the tires. He said the thing was pretty far up the path, not in his line of path. Instead of running off it zig zagged all over the path. It gets off the path then runs out between the tires.

In Squirrel School, they are told, "And whenever you are almost across the street to safety, always, ALWAYS double back, si man!"

That's like telling you "I accidentally drank Many beers at work"....

Many hours in a day, Many beers in a case... coincidence, huh man?

Stretch loves me long time man

Ontarklar love US long time, grrr man, if and when we had met when both of us were single, si man!

What do you want?

Rubias, please ma'am: optimal number, Many (2+2+2), whee ma'am.

if you go visit Tark, you'll have to ride in a Pontiac.

If you were reading, we offered to SELL her the Pontiac, duh man.

(Pontiacked Asia! Pontiacked, PONTIACKED Asia!)

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06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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1. Tiff just texted me. Wants me to reimburse her Many bucks for an uber ride to work.....

2. She's a greedy little fiend....

Many. I literally had 0 dollars in my wallet. Haven't had that happen in decades....

1. Would she kill her parents and then demand alms because she's an orphan, huh man?

2. She's a gringa, sigh man.

Many. Hasn't happened in decades besides what Tiff does daily, correction man.

Speaking of 0 dollars, where's Tarklar?

Earning $Many in pre-owned toilet seat sales, whee man.

I like cash then I can see how much money I have to spend

We sometimes (rarely) give Mrs. T-B. cash for a specific purpose. It is always spent before that specific purpose for other purposes. When confronted, Mrs. T-B. flashes the big brown puppy-dog eyes and says, in ADD tones, "It was an accident," sigh man.

Many-dollar tip to Tark = cardiac arrest....

We get $Many tips all the time, premier POTS sales/service man.

And we tip cows, but only when the service is good, moo man.

1. I pay for everything.

2. that was only to fool the uscis into thinking that this was a real marriage.

1. Surprise, :bonk: man.

2. You can fool the USCIS but not us, oj tak and nie man.

I don't spend money without him

Where were you when we were single, huh D ma'am?

You Canadian broads are all alike! Marry the geezer American for a green card and then take him to the cleaners!

Why use the "Canadian" qualifier, huh man? And pot calling kettle black, duh man!!!

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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Let's take a quick survey, how much cash do you have in your wallet right now?

Wallet = $Many, whee man

Bank = $Many,000,000, with more weekly in POTS receipts*, whee man

*Bank keeps a special red carpet especially for when we arrive with the deposits, roll out man

It's almost "Tarklar time".

Which one of his Many redundant jokes will he tell today?

Is it.....

A- Texas aggie

C- did you lose a wad of cash with a rubber band around it

D- all of the above

Missed one, :bonk: man.

06-04-2007 = TSC stamps postal return-receipt for I-129f.

06-11-2007 = NOA1 date (unknown to me).

07-20-2007 = Phoned Immigration Officer; got WAC#; where's NOA1?

09-25-2007 = Touch (first-ever).

09-28-2007 = NOA1, 23 days after their 45-day promise to send it (grrrr).

10-20 & 11-14-2007 = Phoned ImmOffs; "still pending."

12-11-2007 = 180 days; file is "between workstations, may be early Jan."; touches 12/11 & 12/12.

12-18-2007 = Call; file is with Division 9 ofcr. (bckgrnd check); e-prompt to shake it; touch.

12-19-2007 = NOA2 by e-mail & web, dated 12-18-07 (187 days; 201 per VJ); in mail 12/24/07.

01-09-2008 = File from USCIS to NVC, 1-4-08; NVC creates file, 1/15/08; to consulate 1/16/08.

01-23-2008 = Consulate gets file; outdated Packet 4 mailed to fiancee 1/27/08; rec'd 3/3/08.

04-29-2008 = Fiancee's 4-min. consular interview, 8:30 a.m.; much evidence brought but not allowed to be presented (consul: "More proof! Second interview! Bring your fiance!").

05-05-2008 = Infuriating $12 call to non-English-speaking consulate appointment-setter.

05-06-2008 = Better $12 call to English-speaker; "joint" interview date 6/30/08 (my selection).

06-30-2008 = Stokes Interrogations w/Ecuadorian (not USC); "wait 2 weeks; we'll mail her."

07-2008 = Daily calls to DOS: "currently processing"; 8/05 = Phoned consulate, got Section Chief; wrote him.

08-07-08 = E-mail from consulate, promising to issue visa "as soon as we get her passport" (on 8/12, per DHL).

08-27-08 = Phoned consulate (they "couldn't find" our file); visa DHL'd 8/28; in hand 9/1; through POE on 10/9 with NO hassles(!).

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