The P1nk Ranter, A Shot In The Darklar

[SAT 9,609]

Tiff just texted me. Wants me to reimburse her 8 bucks for an uber ride to work.....

She's a greedy little fiend....

That reminds me. The other day when I went upstate. I spent hundreds, when I was coming home, I literally had 0 dollars in my wallet. Haven't had that happen in decades....

[SAT 9,609]

Speaking of 0 dollars, where's Tarklar?

[Ontarkie 14,223]

The hillbilly never has cash on him. Drives me nuts!!! He always wants to use the card. I like cash then I can see how much money I have to spend

[SAT 9,609]

The hillbilly never has cash on him. Drives me nuts!!! He always wants to use the card. I like cash then I can see how much money I have to spend

I keep better track with my discover (black card). My Google wallet is billed to that too.....

But I usually keep a couple hundred in my wallet. Here, you never know when it's needed. Everything here is a 20 dollar tip....

20 dollar tip to Tark = cardiac arrest....

[Darnell 8,478]

why is Tiff seeking recompense ? Don't you have a monthly budget cash fund that the two of you pull from ?

[SAT 9,609]

No you dum , she keeps all that she makes. I keep all that I make....Which, of course, is about 10 times what she makes .... And 20 times what Tark makes....

But, I pay for everything. She doesn't have to take anything out for expenses. We have 2 joint accounts, but that was only to fool the uscis into thinking that this was a real marriage...that lasted for 7 years and 2 kids so far....

Edited August 6, 2015 by SAT

[SAT 9,609]

I think she's just trying to get back at me because I told her that she owes me 40 bucks for the that I write for her thuggy friends last night....

[Ontarkie 14,223]

I keep better track with my discover (black card). My Google wallet is billed to that too.....

But I usually keep a couple hundred in my wallet. Here, you never know when it's needed. Everything here is a 20 dollar tip....

20 dollar tip to Tark = cardiac arrest....

He pays the tips with the bill too. The only place we leave it on the table would be David's burger, and Golden Corral because you pay up front before you eat. I usually have a bit of cash on me for that.

No you dum ######, she keeps all that she makes. I keep all that I make....Which, of course, is about 10 times what she makes .... And 20 times what Tark makes....

But, I pay for everything. She doesn't have to take anything out for expenses. We have 2 joint accounts, but that was only to fill uscis into thinking that this was a real marriage...that lasted for 7 years and 2 kids si far....

That's almost how it works here too. I keep what I make and the Hillbilly pays all bills then the rest is mine

Ok not really as I don't spend money without him, but I could if I wanted too

[SAT 9,609]

I'm telling ya, tiff is quite proud of herself. It almost seems like that she's jealous of her own husband!

[SAT 9,609]

He pays the tips with the bill too. The only place we leave it on the table would be David's burger, and Golden Corral because you pay up front before you eat. I usually have a bit of cash on me for that.

That's almost how it works here too. I keep what I make and the Hillbilly pays all bills then the rest is mine

Ok not really as I don't spend money without him, but I could if I wanted too

The hillbilly would be doing the waiters a favor if he wrote "cash" on the receipt where it says "tip", and leave a cash tip. That's what I do.

2- he's a good hillbilly, and you should cook him grits, everyday. It's not often that you come across a hillbilly that don't shake down his wife for beer money.....you take him for granted. Bad stretch!

You Canadian broads are all alike! Marry the geezer American for a green card and then take him to the cleaners!

[Darnell 8,478]

I think she's just trying to get back at me because I told her that she owes me 40 bucks for the ###### that I write for her thuggy friends last night....

why you not suggest to her that she charge her 'friends' 20 bucks a letter ? what the hecklar ?

oh - new topic - who's taking older daughter fisherwoman out for clothes shopping for the new school year?

Edited August 6, 2015 by Darnell

[SAT 9,609]

Where it says "tip" on a receipt, Tarklar writes; "get a new job".

why you not suggest to her that she charge her 'friends' 20 bucks a letter ? what the hecklar ?

oh - new topic - who's taking Josephine out for clothes shopping for the new school year?

You dum , no one is supposed to know that name!

And, the answer to that is; who ISN'T taking her for new clothes....But I want her to be frugal, not spoiled....

Edited August 6, 2015 by SAT

[Ontarkie 14,223]

Well that is not good. Using you as a way to motivate herself would be good but not jealousy.

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The hillbilly would be doing the waiters a favor if he wrote "cash" on the receipt where it says "tip", and leave a cash tip. That's what I do.

2- he's a good hillbilly, and you should cook him grits, everyday. It's not often that you come across a hillbilly that don't shake down his wife for beer money.....you take him for granted. Bad stretch!



You Canadian broads are all alike! Marry the geezer American for a green card and then take him to the cleaners!

1. I think so too but he never carries cash.

2. He doesn't want them.

3. He's younger then me Plus he said I went and squandered my gc away when I got USC

I'm going to make Poutine and hot chicken sandwiches for supper tonight!!

[SAT 9,609]

I think by now, it's safe to presume that ALL Canadian broads are cougars....

[Darnell 8,478]

yay poutine ! you using instant gravy mix purchased during the last trip, or you making yer own gravy from squirrel grease drippings? YUM !